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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Politics Explained

MANY SO-CALLED ASTUTE OBSERVERS WILL TRY AND COMPLICATE THE OBVIOUS WHEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN POLITICS WHEN ITS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

Real Texans are not afraid of Obama

WHY TEXANS HAVE NO FEAR OF BARACK OBAMA!

Monday, April 29, 2013

How to Create an Obama Voter without really trying! Or story of the trained Rat!

JUST LIKE PEA-BRAINED OBAMA VOTERS, PEA-BRAINED RATS CAN LEARN TO PULL THE LEVER FOR FREE STUFF. 

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Non-English Speaking Muslim Protesters

Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about reading English. So, how do a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs? By having the standard ‘Death To Americans’ (etc) slogans printed in English! So, who prints them?

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Applicant and Government Job

A man goes to the federal building to apply for a job in the office.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.”

Friday, April 26, 2013

Famed Country Music singer, George Jones, dead at 81

GEORGE JONES, PERHAPS THE GREATEST STAR IN COUNTRY MUSIC HISTORY IS DEAD AT AGE 81.  READ THE FULL STORY HERE.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Women shot in the Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Fishing Thoughts

Two Wisconsin men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Is the Black Man for sale just like in the old Slavery Days!

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE AMERICANS THAT THINK THE DEMOCRATS OR EVEN THE REPUBLICANS GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WELFARE OF THE BLACK MAN THEN YOU ARE A UTTER FOOL.  NEITHER PARTY CARES ABOUT THE BLACK MAN, BUT ONLY HIS VOTE AND BOTH ARE TO SOME EXTENT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUY IT. 

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Terrorist, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, a product of a Progressive environment and Big Brother

WHAT CAUSED THE YOUTHFUL DZHOKHAR TO BECOME AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST WHO HATED THE COUNTRY THAT GAVE HIM SANCTUARY AND THE CHANCE TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM? 

Saturday, April 20, 2013

How a real President would deal with Radical Muslims!

EVER WONDER WHAT A REAL PRESIDENT WOULD DO ABOUT THIS RADICAL MUSLIM PROBLEM.  WOULD HE GO AROUND THE WORLD APOLOGIZING FOR PAST AMERICAN ACTIONS AND BOWING TO MUSLIM LEADERS!

Friday, April 19, 2013

Boston Marathon Terrorists Identified as Chechen Brothers

ALTHOUGH MANY LEADERS IN HOMELAND SECURITY, SUCH AS JANET NAPOLITANO, AND OTHERS HAD INSISTED THAT THE BOMBERS WERE PROBABLY DOMESTIC.  IT NOW TURNS OUT THAT THE ACTUAL BOMBERS WERE ISLAMIC TERRORISTS BORN IN CHECHYA, BUT RAISED IN AMERICA. 

Old Man, Boy and Donkey

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people Who remarked, "What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding."

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Blonde Wannabe Detective

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Toronto Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?"

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Catholic Golf

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare Afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

"Jet Black" and "Snow White"

Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black" (the non racist version of "Snow White") has been put on hold .

Monday, April 15, 2013

Boston Terrorist Attack. Obama vows those responsible will be brought to justice!

FOLLOWING TODAY'S TERRORIST ATTACK IN BOSTON PRESIDENT OBAMA VOWED THAT THOSE RESPONSIBLE WOULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. 

Dr. Gosnell "Medical Waste" Trial!

ACCORDING TO MANY IN THE MEDIA, THE GOSNELL MURDER TRIAL IS NOTHING MORE THAT A CASE OF INFANT BLOOD AND BONES BEING TOSSED IN A WASTE CAN.  

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Story from a Minnesota State Trooper

I MADE A TRAFFIC STOP OF AN ELDERLY LADY THE OTHER DAY FOR SPEEDING ON MN STATE HIGHWAY 210 AT MILE MARKER 197 JUST EAST OF McGREGOR, MN.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

EVERYONE HAS HEARD THE EXPRESSION "TIME IS MONEY", WELL APPARENTLY THOSE IN WASHINGTON HAVE GOTTEN THE MESSAGE.  AND NOW SOME IN THE INNER CIRCLES OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ARE CALLING FOR A TAX ON TIME.  FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORK THE NEW TAX WILL NOT KICK IN UNTIL AFTER THE AGE OF 27.  BUT AFTER THAT THE TAX WILL GET PROGRESSIVELY HIGHER EACH YEAR UNTIL AGE 70. 

Friday, April 12, 2013

Food Stamps and Dollars

YOUR DOLLARS ARE PAYING FOR SOMEBODIES FOOD STAMPS.  BUT NOT TO WORRY, THE DOLLAR WILL SOON BE REPLACED AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE AN EBT CARD AND ENJOY THE FULL BENEFITS OF AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Monday, April 8, 2013

Star Trek and Arabs

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.
 
As they talked the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America." The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help."
 

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Obama Brain Initiative

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEGUN A BRAIN TRUST INITIATIVE.  FEELING THAT THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF GREY MATTER IN THE WHITE HOUSE HE IS LOOKING FOR OUTSIDE SOURCES OF BRAIN POWER. 

The TSA has been infiltrated by Voyeurs who love to touch your Junk!

LEAKED DOCUMENTS HAVE CONFIRMED WHAT MANY OF US WHO TRAVEL HAVE ALREADY SUSPECTED.  THE TSA HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY VOYEURS.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Obama Basketball Diary

RECENTLY DISCOVERED IMAGE OF THE YOUNG BARACK OBAMA WITH COMRADE LEADER FIDEL CASTRO.

Is Obama a Sadomasochist?

DOES PRESIDENT OBAMA ENJOY INFLICTING PAIN ON AMERICANS?  OR IS HE JUST INFLICTING PAIN NOW FOR THE GREATER GOOD IN THE FUTURE.