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Sunday, August 31, 2014

Obama is Super Poodle

THE IDENTITY OF "SUPER POODLE" HAS BEEN REVEALED AND IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE GOLF PLAYING, FUND RAISING MAN WHO SOMETIMES SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE PLAYING AT BEING PRESIDENT.   ABOVE IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE 
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Beneath the Muslim Prayer Rug

HAVE YOU EVEN WONDERED WHY MUSLIMS ARE ON THEIR PRAYER RUGS MANY TIMES EACH DAY?  IT'S NOT JUST THAT THEY ARE SO DEVOTED TO ALLAH, BUT THEY DARE NOT LET THE WORLD SEE WHAT LIES BENEATH THAT PRAYER RUG. 
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Friday, August 29, 2014

Obama's "Mission Accomplished" moment

LIES FLOW FROM OBAMA'S MOUTH LIKE THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER FLOWS INTO THE GULF.  THERE IS JUST NO END.  BUT THEN, AFTER ALL, WHEN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TOUCHED HAS TURNED TO S**T WHAT ELSE ARE YOU LEFT WITH BUT LIES TO COVER IT WITH. 
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Thursday, August 28, 2014

President Obama Impeached by U.S. Senate May 10, 2015

THE "I" WORD 'IMPEACHMENT' IS BEING TOSSED ABOUT A LOT THESE DAYS BY BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS.  MOST REPUBLICANS DENY THEY PLAN ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPEACHMENT THE PRESIDENT WHILE MOST DEMOCRATS ARE SURE THEY ARE PLANNING SUCH A MOVE.  ACTUALLY, I'M ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS WOULD LOVE TO SEE SUCH A THING HAPPEN.  THAT IS, IF THEY WOULD SUCCESSFULLY NEGOTIATE THE NEXT STEP---GETTING A GUILT VERDICT IN THE SENATE WHERE A 2/3 VOTE IS REQUIRED (IN OTHER WORDS 67 SENATORS VOTING GUILTY).  NOT A VERY LIKELY OUTCOME WITH THE CURRENT MAKE UP OF THE U.S. SENATE.  AND THEN THERE IS THAT FINAL STEP---ACTUALLY EVICTING THE PRESIDENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.  UNDER OUR SYSTEM THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH IS TASKED WITH MAKING THE LAWS AND ENFORCEMENT IS THE JOB OF THE EXECUTIVE (ALTHOUGH OBAMA DOESN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THIS).  AT ANY RATE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY KICK BARACK OUT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE.  THE FOLLOWING IS A SHORT FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF WHAT MAY HAPPEN SHOULD THE SENATE FIND THE PRESIDENT GUILTY.


DAY 1: ZERO HOUR
ON THIS DAY, A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY (MAY 10, 2015), THE FIRST HALF WHITE BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS FOUND GUILTY OF FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMING AMERICA INTO A TYRANNICAL SOCIALIST STATE HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS.  IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS IN THE SENATE A SMALL COALITION OF 8 RED STATE DEMOCRATS LEAD MY SENATOR JOE MANCHIN OF WEST VIRGINIA, JOINED WITH THE NEWLY ELECTED REPUBLICAN MAJORITY IN THE SENATE TO PROVIDE THE 67 VOTE MARGIN NEEDED TO CONVICT PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS CO-CONSPIRATOR JOE BIDEN AND CALL FOR THEIR REMOVAL FROM OFFICE.   
DAY 1: PLUS 1 HOUR
IN A HASTILY CALLED WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING, SPOKESMAN JOSH EARNEST, SAID THE PRESIDENT WAS STUDYING THE SENATE DECISION AND WEIGHING HIS OPTIONS ON ENFORCING THE SENATE DECREE.  NOTING THAT IN THE PAST HE HAS BROKEN THE LAWS CHOSEN NOT TO ENFORCE SOME LAWS.
DAY 1: PLUS 2 HOURS
RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING THAT ALL OFF DUTY SECRET SERVICE AGENTS IN THE WASHINGTON D.C. AREA HAVE BEEN RECALLED TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR UNDISCLOSED REASONS.
DAY 1: PLUS 3 HOURS
THERE HAS BEEN A FLURRY OF WHAT SOME OBSERVERS ARE CALLING UNUSUAL ACTIVITY IN AND AROUND THE PENTAGON.  WITH MEMBERS OF THE JOINT CHIEFS SAID TO BE HOLDING A SECRET MEETING.
DAY 1: PLUS 5 HOURS
THE WHITE HOUSE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT OBAMA HAS SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. 666 SUSPENDING UNSPECIFIED CONSTITUTIONAL GUARANTEES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
DAY 1: PLUS 8 HOURS
ALL MILITARY INSTALLATIONS IN AND AROUND WASHINGTON HAVE BEEN PUT ON LOCK DOWN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.  AT THIS TIME IT IS UNCLEAR IF THESE ORDERS WERE ISSUED BY THE PRESIDENT OR THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF.
DAY 1: PLUS 9 HOURS
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ORDERED REQUESTED THAT THE MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORKS GIVE HIM AIR TIME TO DELIVER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE NATION.
DAY 1: PLUS 10 HOURS
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNPRECEDENTED ACTIONS OF THE U.S. SENATE ARE NULL AND VOID.  AND  THAT MANY OF THE SENATORS VOTING IN THE AFFIRMATIVE WERE ELECTED IN STATES WHERE MINORITY RIGHTS WERE SUPPRESSED THEREFORE THEY WERE NOT VALID REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PEOPLE.  JUST A SHORT WHILE LATER ERIC HOLDER CONFIRMED THE PRESIDENTS ASSERTION SAYING THAT INVESTIGATIONS HAVE BEEN STARTED IN THOSE EFFECTED STATES AND WILL CONTINUE FOREVER UNTIL THEY GET TO THE TRUTH.  AT THE END OF HIS LECTURE SPEECH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE PRESIDENT SAID UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HE VACATE THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE OF WHAT HE CALLED A VAST RIGHT WING RACIST CONSPIRACY. 
DAY 2: PLUS 1 HOUR
TANKS AND TROOPS FROM NEARBY FORT MYERS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED MOVING UP PENNSYLVANIA AVE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE WHITE HOUSE.  ALSO NUMEROUS MARINE AND ARMY HELICOPTERS ARE NOW OVER THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS. 
DAY 2: PLUS 4 HOURS
JOHN BOEHNER IS SWORN IN AS THE 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.  THE WHEREABOUTS OF DISGRACED FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS UNKNOWN AND WHO REALLY GIVES A F**K!  
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The shocking truth about Muslims and Minority Rights

IN THOSE NATIONS WHERE MUSLIMS ARE IN THE MINORITY THEY ARE THE FIRST TO STAND UP AND DEMAND FULL MINORITY RIGHTS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME TRYING TO ESTABLISH SHARIA LAW.  WHILE AT THE SAME TIME IN THOSE COUNTRIES WHERE THEY ARE IN THE MAJORITY THEY SAY NOTHING ABOUT MINORITY RIGHTS.  IN FACT MINORITY RIGHTS ARE NON-EXISTENCE IN THOSE NATIONS.  KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE OLD SAYING, "WHAT'S MINE IS MINE, BUT WHAT'S YOURS IS NEGOTIABLE"!   
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

The Canonization of Islamic Fascism and Douglas McArthur McCain

ABOVE IS AN IMAGE OF DOUGLAS McARTHUR McCAIN, DEAD AMERICAN TERRORIST.  
THE NEW FACE OF ISLAMIC FASCISM BUT JUST A SEQUEL TO AN OLD STORY  
MANY OF US HAVE READ THE EARNEST HEMINGWAY NOVEL "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" OR PERHAPS SEEN THE OLD MOVIE.  IT PRESENTS A THEME COMMON TO MANY OF HIS NOVELS OF DISILLUSIONED AMERICAN YOUTH FLOCKING TO THE BANNER OF SOME FOREIGN IDEOLOGY, IN MANY CASES COMMUNISM OR SOME OTHER FORM OF FASCISM.  MOST YOUTHS OUTGROW THESE YOUTHFUL TRENDS BUT SOME FEW CLING TO THEM ALL THEIR LIVES.  TODAY'S NEWEST FADE SEEMS TO BE ISLAM-FASCISM WITH THOUSANDS OF YOUNG PEOPLE JUMPING ON WHAT THEY SEE AS THE BAND-WAGON OF A NEW ORDER.  A NEW ORDER THEY HOPE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD THEY HATE.  SO THOUSANDS OF YOUTHS FROM WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE HEADING TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO FIGHT WHAT THEY HOPE WILL BE THE TRANS-FORMATIVE BATTLE OF THEIR TIME.  SOME IN THIS COUNTRY SEE THIS AS A NEW AND DANGEROUS TREND.  BUT THIS IS AN OLD STORY ECHOED AGAIN AND AGAIN THROUGH THE ANTIQUATED  HALLS OF HISTORY.  DANGEROUS, PERHAPS, AS OFTEN SUCH MOVEMENTS GAIN MOMENTUM AND ACHIEVE THAT CROWNING VICTORY UNTIL SUCH A TIME THAT IT IS CHALLENGED BY A STRONGER FORCE IN THIS CONTINUING REVOLUTION.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Red Man Chewing Tobacco changing name to Redneck Chewing Tobacco

IN KEEPING WITH THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS CRAZ SWEEPING THE NATION AND THE MSM THE MAKERS OF "RED MAN CHEWING TOBACCO" ARE SERIOUSLY  CONSIDERING CHANGING THEIR NAME.  RUMORS ARE FLYING THAT THE NEW NAME WILL BE "REDNECK CHEWING TOBACCO"!  AT FIRST SOME THOUGHT THE NEW NAME MIGHT BE "BLACK MAN CHEWING TOBACCO", BUT THAT WAS REJECTED BY THE COMPANY CEO.  JUST IMAGINE THE CONTROVERSY THAT WOULD COME BY SHOWING THE IMAGE OF A BLACK MAN IN NATIVE GARB  ON THE PACKAGE.  AT THIS TIME IT APPEARS THAT A REDNECK WILL GRACE THE COVER OF THE TOBACCO PACK.  AFTER ALL REDNECKS ARE NOT OFFENDED BY THE TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THEM AS ARE BLACKS AND NATIVE AMERICANS.  SEEMS SOME ARE PROUD OF THEIR COLOR AND HERITAGE AND THE OTHERS ARE ASHAMED OF WHAT THEY ACTUALLY ARE.  JUST THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY. EMBED CODE
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Monday, August 25, 2014

ISIS has Threatened to Attack Chicago

AN ISIS PLOT TO DELIVER A DEVASTATING   ATTACK ON CHICAGO HAS JUST BEEN UNCOVERED.  DETAILS OF THE ACTUAL ATTACK REMAIN A MYSTERY, BUT A FEW THINGS ARE KNOW AT THIS TIME.  IT APPEARS THAT ISIS HAS CHOSEN CHICAGO AS IT'S GROUND ZERO BECAUSE IT IS THE HOME TOWN OF BARACK OBAMA.  SOME ANALYST SEEM TO BELIEVE THE ATTACK WILL COME BY AIR FROM CHARTERED AIRLINERS AS ISIS HAS MORE THAT ENOUGH MONEY TO CHARTER AS MANY PLANES AS ARE NEEDED.  WHILE OTHERS ARE CONTENDING THAT ISIS WILL SIMPLY USE THE OPEN SOUTHERN BORDER OF THE UNITED STATES TO SEND HUNDREDS OF HARDENED FIGHTERS INTO THIS COUNTRY AND HAVE THEM ATTACK MULTIPLE TARGETS IN THE WINDY CITY INCLUDING THE LARGE MALLS, CITY HALL, AND PERHAPS THE SEARS TOWER AT SOME DESIGNATED TIME.  ANOTHER POSSIBLE SCENARIO IS THAT ISIL (AS PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLS THIS GROUP) IS THAT THESE  MURDEROUS TERRORIST ARE PLANNING TO FLOOD THE CITY'S GANG AREAS WITH THOUSANDS OF MILITARY STYLE GUNS AND BEGIN A RUMOR THAT A WHITE POLICEMAN HAS SHOT AN UNARMED BLACK WOMAN.  THEREBY BRINGING ABOUT A MASSIVE GANG ATTACK ON THE POLICE AND INNOCENT WHITE PASSERBY'S THROWING THE CITY INTO CHAOS WITH VAST AREAS OF THE INNER CITY GOING UP IN FLAMES DURING THE TOTAL ANARCHY THAT WOULD FOLLOW.  BUT AS INDICATED, THE DETAILS OF THIS COWARDLY ATTACK ARE UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME AND PROBABLY WILL REMAIN A MYSTERY UNTIL THE ACTUALLY ATTACK BEGINS TO UNFOLD.  MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT, CONFIRMING HIS LACKADAISICAL INTEREST IN SUCH MATTERS IS PLANNING ANOTHER VACATION.  THIS TIME TO HAWAII, AS CHICAGO, HIS HOME TOWN DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A SAFE BET AT THIS TIME.   
ABOVE IMAGE FROM HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS.  
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Sunday, August 24, 2014

Heck of a Day


There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. 

 "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. 

 "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." 

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! 

"But, Heck, enough about me, how are you doing?"

Friday, August 22, 2014

Obama Time Warp (1941 - 1944)

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IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN CANDIDATE, BARACK OBAMA, HAS DEFEATED PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT IN HIS BID FOR A THIRD TERM IN OFFICE.  THE LITTLE KNOWN SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS WON A NARROW VICTORY IN THE THREE MAN RACE RUNNING ON THE AMERICAN SOCIALIST PARTY TICKET.  PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA IN HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE FOLLOWING THE ELECTION PROMISED TO VETO THE LEND LEASE BILL PROVIDING AID TO GREAT BRITAIN SHOULD SUCH A MEASURE REACH HIS DESK.  ADDITIONALLY, COMMENTING ON THE BEHEADING DEATH OF AN AMERICAN NEWSMAN IN OCCUPIED FRANCE AT THE HANDS OF NAZI STORM TROOPERS THE PRESIDENT ELECT PROMISED TO USE THE FULL FORCE OF THE FBI, UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF DIRECTOR J. EDGAR HOOVER, TO BRING THOSE RESPONSIBLE TO JUSTICE.  AT THE SAME NEWS CONFERENCE BARACK OBAMA SAID HE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BEGIN NEGOTIATIONS WITH REPRESENTATIVES FROM THE JAPANESE EMPIRE TO ASSURE A NON-AGGRESSION TREATY BETWEEN JAPAN AND THE UNITED STATES.  ADDITIONALLY, THE PRESIDENT ELECT PROMISED THAT ONE OF HIS FIRST ORDERS AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WOULD BE TO REMOVE THE AMERICAN NAVAL FLEET FROM PEARL HARBOR AS IT WAS DOING LITTLE BUT PRESENTING A THREAT TO THE PEACEFUL PEOPLE OF JAPAN.  ADDITIONALLY, OBAMA PROMISED TO UPHOLD HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE AND ENTER INTO IMMEDIATE NEGOTIATIONS WITH LEADERS OF THE GERMAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF ADOLPH HITLER.  NEGOTIATIONS THAT HE HOPED WOULD CODIFY THE HARD FOUGHT GAINS OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE ON THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE.  THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY WAS PREMATURELY CUT SHORT IN 1944 AS GERMAN TROOPS ENTERED WASHINGTON.  
FICTION YES, BUT A PROBABLE SCENARIO IF OBAMA BECAME PRESIDENT IN 1941.
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Thursday, August 21, 2014

ISIS Projects Evil while Obama Projects Apathy

WHILE ISIS IS GETTING THEIR POINT ACROSS TO THE WORLD, ALTHOUGH IT BE AN EVIL ONE THE PRESIDENT IS ALSO SHOWING THE WORLD HIS LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT HIS GOLF GAME.  ACTUALLY HE HAS FINALLY FIGURED OUT HE CANNOT MOLD THE UNITED STATES INTO SOME KIND OF SOCIALIST UTOPIA AND HAS JUST GIVEN UP TRYING.  AS FOR FOREIGN POLICY HE JUST NEVER HAS GIVEN A FLYING F**K!!!!  CARTOON BY WILLIAM WARREN  
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Police Supression of Constitutional Rights in Ferguson Missouri

THE JACK-BOOTED STORM TROOPERS OF THE FMPD (FERGUSON MISSOURI POLICE DEPARTMENT) ALONG WITH FASCIST PIGS FROM SURROUNDING DEPARTMENTS HAS CONTINUED THEIR REIGN OF TERROR ON THE INNOCENT BLACK RESIDENTS OF THE SMALL MISSOURI TOWN OF FERGUSON.  DENYING THEM IN MANY CASES THEIR CONSTITUTIONALLY GUARANTEED RIGHT TO PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY AND PROTEST.  THESE LOOTERS FINE CITIZENS HAVE BEEN SUPPRESSED FOR FAR TOO LONG BY THE RACIST WHITE CRACKERS WHO ARE LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM THEIR FORMER SLAVE OWNING ANCESTORS.  TODAY, THE OVERSEERS HORSE AND WHIP HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY THE GLOCK AND ARMORED HUMVEE.  OF COURSE THIS IS A BIT OF SATIRE.  BUT AFTER WATCHING MSNBC AND CNN THIS WEEK I MUST TELL YOU THAT MANY OF THOSE REPORTING ON THE EVENTS IN FERGUSON, MISSOURI FEEL THIS WAY.  THEY SEEM BLIND TO THE LOOTING AND RIOTING, BUT ARE QUICK TO POINT OUT WHAT THEY SEE AS MISTAKES BY THE POLICE.  TO THEM, ARMORED POLICE VEHICLES, HELMETS, BATONS, RIFLES, PISTOLS AND EVEN POLICE DOGS AGGRAVATE THE SITUATION.  HELL, IF THEY HAD THEIR WAY THE POLICE WOULD ONLY BE ARMED ONLY WITH A FRIENDLY SMILE AGAINST THE BOTTLES OF URINE THROWN THEIR WAY.  I MUST TELL YOU AFTER GETTING MY DOSE OF CNN AND MSNBC REPORTING ON THE EVENTS IN FERGUSON I AM MORE GRATEFUL THAN EVER FOR FOX NEWS.  I EXPECTED THIS DISGRACEFUL REPORTING FROM MSNBC, BUT NOT SO MUCH FROM CNN.  BOY WAS I MISTAKEN.  THIS ALSO POSTED AT STOP OBAMA SATIRE & CARTOONS     
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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Why is there Shooting, Looting, and Destruction of Property in Ferguson Missouri

MANY ARE WONDERING WHY THERE ARE RIOTS IN FERGUSON, MISSOURI.  THOSE RESIDENTS OF THAT SMALL COMMUNITY PLACE ALL THE BLAME FOR THE CIVIL UNREST ON OUTSIDE ELEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THERE PEOPLE WOULD NEVER ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES.  SEEMS THEY HAVE LEARNED VERY WELL FROM OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT ON HOW TO "PASS THE BUCK".  SURE THERE ARE SOME OUTSIDE FORCES AT WORK HERE, BUT THE PRIMARY BLAME FOR THE VIOLENCE MUST BE PLACED SQUARELY ON THE CITIZENS OF FERGUSON.  CARTOON BY DANA SUMMERS 
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Monday, August 18, 2014

Law-abiding citizen stands up to mob fury in Ferguson, Missouri

SOMETIME WHEN THE POLICE FAIL TO DO THEIR JOB, BECAUSE OF POLITICAL PRESSURE, LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS MUST STEP UP OR BE SWEPT AWAY BY THE MINDLESS FURY OF THE MOB.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE    
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Sunday, August 17, 2014

Over 65

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit............ 

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This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit? 

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your haircut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit? 

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit? 

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit? 

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so." I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Racist "Man bites Dog" attack in Ferguson Missouri

THE NATION IS OUTRAGED, OUTRAGED ABOUT THE UNPROVOKED ATTACK IN FERGUSON, MISSOURI BY A VICIOUS "DOG BITING" RACIST COP.  THIS "OUT OF THE NORM" ATTACK BY A WHITE MAN ON HIS BLACK BROTHER HAS ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF NONE OTHER THAN THE PRESIDENT AND HIS RIGHT HAND MAN ERIC HOLDER AND THEY HAVE VOWED SWIFT ACTION TO IMPOUND AND PUT DOWN THE OFFENDING BLOOD THIRSTY RACIST CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE NAAWP (NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF WHITE PEOPLE).  EVERYONE IN THE NATION HAS GROWN USE TO DOG ATTACKS ON MEN AND EXPECT NOTHING MORE FROM THESE ALLEY DWELLERS WHO ARE FORCED TO RUMMAGE THROUGH GARBAGE CANS FOR THEIR VERY EXISTENCE AND UNDERSTAND THEIR NEED TO STRIKE OUT AGAINST THE MAN WHO HAS FORCED THEM INTO THE GHETTOS OF AMERICA.  THESE DOG ON MAN ATTACKS MUST CONTINUE AND EVEN ESCALATE AND IF "THE MAN" DARES TO STRIKE BACK HE MUST BE SOUNDLY CONDEMNED FOR HIS UNNATURAL ACT.
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Friday, August 15, 2014

Why don't Liberals care about the Christian Slaughter in Iraq or any where else?

 WHY HAS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SAID SO LITTLE ABOUT THE SLAUGHTER OF CHRISTIANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST.  THAT DOES REMAIN A MYSTERY, BUT IF ONE LOOKS AT SOME OF THE PAST REMARKS OF THE PRESIDENT ONE MIGHT GET SOME INSIGHT AS TO THE REASON.  PERHAPS LIKE MOST LIBERALS, BARACK SEES CHRISTIANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AS INTERLOPERS MUCH AS THE CRUSADERS IN THE DAYS OF RICHARD THE LIONHEARTED DURING THE HOLY CRUSADES AND THEY SHOULD BE DEALT  WITH ACCORDINGLY.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE 
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Thursday, August 14, 2014

The No. 1 reason Rednecks hate Sharia Law

MY SOLUTION TO THE ISIS PROBLEM IN IRAQ IS TO RECRUIT A REDNECK ARMY AND TURN THEM LOOSE IN IRAQ WITH NO RESTRICTIONS IMPOSED BY OUR WIMPY PRESIDENT. 
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

The 2 Victims of Obama's Torture Chamber

OBAMA LIKES TO POINT OUT THE POOR "TERRORIST" VICTIMS OF BUSH'S OUT OF CONTROL TORTURE CHAMBERS.  HOWEVER, IT SHOULD BE POINTED OUT THAT OF ALL AMERICAN PRESIDENTS, OBAMA HAS FORCED MORE PEOPLE TO BEND TO HIS WILL THAN ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED.  BUSH WAS A MERE PIKER WHEN IT CAME TO PUTTING PEOPLE OF THE RACK.  BARACK ON THE OTHER HAND HAS PUT UNCLE SAM AND LADY LIBERTY ON THE RACK ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE HE SEEKS TO FORCE ON THE NATION.  CARTOON BY GARY McCOY  
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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The 1 reason Obama avoids water hazards on the golf course

THE PRESIDENT IS NOW ENJOYING ANOTHER VACATION BUT AN UNIDENTIFIED MEMBER OF HIS SECRET SERVICE STAFF HAS CONFIRMED THAT WHILE ON THE GOLF LINKS HE IS BYPASSING THOSE HOLES THAT HAVE WATER HAZARDS.  I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD ACCOUNT FOR HIS LOWER SCORES TOO.  CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL EMBED CODE
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Monday, August 11, 2014

Putin beats Obama again, very badly!

AND TO THINK THAT MANY IN THE MEDIA HAILED MICHELLE AS A SECOND COMING OF JACQUELINE KENNEDY.  DAMN IF ANYTHING SHOWS THEIR BIAS THIS IS IT.  BUT THEN WHAT ELSE WOULD ONE EXPECT WHEN COMPARING THE WIFE OF A PANSY BIKE RIDER TO THAT OF A REAL MAN.  AFTER ALL "LIKES" ATTRACT EACH OTHER.  
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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Italian Confession

Guido Viola, an elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy, went to the local church for confession. 

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." 

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." 

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." 

 "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. 

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

Saturday, August 9, 2014

The real ISIS revealed


SOME MAY WONDER WHAT MAKES ISIS TICK.  REALLY QUITE SIMPLE THEY HAVE A HEAD FULL OF CRAP DERIVED FROM THE KORAN.
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Thursday, August 7, 2014

THE RUSSIAN SHARK

ANYONE WHO THINKS PUNY AMERICAN SANCTIONS WILL HAVE ANY EFFECT ON PUTIN'S ACTIONS IS A FOOL OR JUST NAMED BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! 
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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

IMPEACHMENT 2.0 (White House Eviction)

THE "I" WORD 'IMPEACHMENT' IS BEING TOSSED ABOUT A LOT THESE DAYS BY BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS.  MOST REPUBLICANS DENY THEY PLAN ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPEACHMENT THE PRESIDENT WHILE MOST DEMOCRATS ARE SURE THEY ARE PLANNING SUCH A MOVE.  ACTUALLY, I'M ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS WOULD LOVE TO SEE SUCH A THING HAPPEN.  THAT IS, IF THEY WOULD SUCCESSFULLY NEGOTIATE THE NEXT STEP---GETTING A GUILT VERDICT IN THE SENATE WHERE A 2/3 VOTE IS REQUIRED (IN OTHER WORDS 67 SENATORS VOTING GUILTY).  NOT A VERY LIKELY OUTCOME WITH THE CURRENT MAKE UP OF THE U.S. SENATE.  AND THEN THERE IS THAT FINAL STEP---ACTUALLY EVICTING THE PRESIDENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.  UNDER OUR SYSTEM THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH IS TASKED WITH MAKING THE LAWS AND ENFORCEMENT IS THE JOB OF THE EXECUTIVE (ALTHOUGH OBAMA DOESN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THIS).  AT ANY RATE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY KICK BARACK OUT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE.  THE FOLLOWING IS A SHORT FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF WHAT MAY HAPPEN SHOULD THE SENATE FIND THE PRESIDENT GUILTY.

DAY 1: ZERO HOUR
ON THIS DAY, A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY (MAY 10, 2015), THE FIRST HALF WHITE BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS FOUND GUILTY OF FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMING AMERICA INTO A TYRANNICAL SOCIALIST STATE HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS.  IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS IN THE SENATE A SMALL COALITION OF 8 RED STATE DEMOCRATS LEAD MY SENATOR JOE MANCHIN OF WEST VIRGINIA, JOINED WITH THE NEWLY ELECTED REPUBLICAN MAJORITY IN THE SENATE TO PROVIDE THE 67 VOTE MARGIN NEEDED TO CONVICT PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS CO-CONSPIRATOR JOE BIDEN AND CALL FOR THEIR REMOVAL FROM OFFICE.   
DAY 1: PLUS 1 HOUR
IN A HASTILY CALLED WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING, SPOKESMAN JOSH EARNEST, SAID THE PRESIDENT WAS STUDYING THE SENATE DECISION AND WEIGHING HIS OPTIONS ON ENFORCING THE SENATE DECREE.  NOTING THAT IN THE PAST HE HAS BROKEN THE LAWS CHOSEN NOT TO ENFORCE SOME LAWS.
DAY 1: PLUS 2 HOURS
RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING THAT ALL OFF DUTY SECRET SERVICE AGENTS IN THE WASHINGTON D.C. AREA HAVE BEEN RECALLED TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR UNDISCLOSED REASONS.
DAY 1: PLUS 3 HOURS
THERE HAS BEEN A FLURRY OF WHAT SOME OBSERVERS ARE CALLING UNUSUAL ACTIVITY IN AND AROUND THE PENTAGON.  WITH MEMBERS OF THE JOINT CHIEFS SAID TO BE HOLDING A SECRET MEETING.
DAY 1: PLUS 5 HOURS
THE WHITE HOUSE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT OBAMA HAS SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. 666 SUSPENDING UNSPECIFIED CONSTITUTIONAL GUARANTEES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
DAY 1: PLUS 8 HOURS
ALL MILITARY INSTALLATIONS IN AND AROUND WASHINGTON HAVE BEEN PUT ON LOCK DOWN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.  AT THIS TIME IT IS UNCLEAR IF THESE ORDERS WERE ISSUED BY THE PRESIDENT OR THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF.
DAY 1: PLUS 9 HOURS
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ORDERED REQUESTED THAT THE MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORKS GIVE HIM AIR TIME TO DELIVER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE NATION.
DAY 1: PLUS 10 HOURS
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNPRECEDENTED ACTIONS OF THE U.S. SENATE ARE NULL AND VOID.  AND  THAT MANY OF THE SENATORS VOTING IN THE AFFIRMATIVE WERE ELECTED IN STATES WHERE MINORITY RIGHTS WERE SUPPRESSED THEREFORE THEY WERE NOT VALID REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PEOPLE.  JUST A SHORT WHILE LATER ERIC HOLDER CONFIRMED THE PRESIDENTS ASSERTION SAYING THAT INVESTIGATIONS HAVE BEEN STARTED IN THOSE EFFECTED STATES AND WILL CONTINUE FOREVER UNTIL THEY GET TO THE TRUTH.  AT THE END OF HIS LECTURE SPEECH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE PRESIDENT SAID UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HE VACATE THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE OF WHAT HE CALLED A VAST RIGHT WING RACIST CONSPIRACY. 
DAY 2: PLUS 1 HOUR
TANKS AND TROOPS FROM NEARBY FORT MYERS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED MOVING UP PENNSYLVANIA AVE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE WHITE HOUSE.  ALSO NUMEROUS MARINE AND ARMY HELICOPTERS ARE NOW OVER THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS. 
DAY 2: PLUS 4 HOURS
JOHN BOEHNER IS SWORN IN AS THE 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.  THE WHEREABOUTS OF DISGRACED FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS UNKNOWN AND WHO REALLY GIVES A F**K!        
     
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