Saturday, January 13, 2018

Democrats demand increased importation of Haitian Guano

Following President Trump's statement on what he referred to as 'sh*thole' countries, Democrats are doubling down and demanding an increase in the importation of Haitian Guano.  Apparently Haiti and other third world sh*tholes are flush with an abundance of floating turds.  A recent comprehensive study at S.H.I.T aka Sam Houston Institute of Technology  has confirmed this.  Democrats, it seems, are following in the footsteps of the infamous Edmond Ruffin, a southern tobacco planter.  A planter who in the early 1800's hundreds was the first to urge the importation of Peruvian Guano.  Something he hoped would replenish the depleted soil of Virginia tobacco fields.  Ruffin expressed this in a popular book of that day---Essays on Calcareous Manures.  
It is now quite apparent that following the election of Donald Trump, today's Democrats are desperate to replenish their urban fields with the abundant supply of floating turds from third world sh*tholes.  Some of us knew this, but few dared speak it until now.  Thanks President Trump!   

State Dept Warns: Avoid Travel to Shithole Countries

Remember during the 2016 election when many of the Hollywood elite claimed they would move to Canada should Donald Trump win the election.  Funny I don't recall any saying they would move to some third world 'Sh*thole' like Haiti or the Central African Republic (CAR).  Of course none moved to Canada and I seriously doubt if any even vacationed in Haiti.  That said, they are now all up in arms about President Trump daring to say what they all know---some nation states are 'sh*tholes'!  Maybe they just want to import those ideas and people that generated those dystopian paradises to America, while they retreat into their gated communities.  

For years the U.S. State Department, both under Democrats and Republican has warned American tourist to avoid travel to countries like Haiti, numerous African states and at times even parts of our neighbor to the south---Mexico.  What many on the left fail to recognize is that it's not geography that makes a 'sh*thole' nation, but the people who live there who have allowed their country to reach 'sh*thole' status!!!!   
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Crossposted at Rule 5 Sites   

Friday, January 12, 2018

Notre Dame students call for Removal of Paintings of Christopher Columbus from University's main Building

Some students, employees and members of the Notre Dame community are calling for the removal of a series of paintings of Christopher Columbus that have adorned the walls of the university’s main building since 1884, calling the murals Notre Dame’s “own version of a Confederate monument.”

Maybe Notre Dame should replace them with uplifting murals of Aztec priests ripping the hearts out of assembly lines of sacrificial victims with obsidian knives, since the culture that displaced Stone Age savagery is held in such contempt by campus radicals.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Why are Typical Conservatives so Racist

Conservatives are so racist they actually believe a black or Mexican is intelligence enough to succeed without the help of government handouts.  What kind of world are these dumb Trump supporters living it.  And these same ignorant fools actually believe the recent tax cuts that put a $1,000 dollars in the pockets of millions was a great thing.  To which Nancy Pelosi replied---"these were just crumbs"!  Thank God for leaders like Nancy.  

Trump on 'Shithole' Countries

President Trump came under fire today when speaking about the immigration issue.  Specifically, ending the policy of allowing refugees from Haiti, who were allowed in following the great earthquake over a decade ago.  I agree, it's time for these refugees to go home to their 'shithole' countries.  Trump is blunt, but tells it like it is.  It's funny when people from such places leave, they invariably want their new adopted land to conform to the values they brought with them from their native lands---even when such things in some ways were responsible for the awful conditions they left.  When living in Florida I was witness to something akin to this.  Many from the over-taxed, crime ridden states and cities in the northeast fled south to avoid the high taxes.  But guess what, they brought with them the same liberal progressive values  they sought to escape by moving to the Sunshine State.  Many voted for higher taxes and for political leaders which would in time turn their new environment into the shitholes they left.  A little rambling here, but you get the message this old fart is tossing out. 

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Israel Defense Forces Accidentally Invades Lebanon

In a seismic military blunder, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has mistakenly invaded Lebanon. In what was meant to be a large-scale military exercise in the north, the IDF rolled right through southern Lebanon and into Beirut on Monday morning. Resistance was minimal. Apparently, Hezbollah is stretched thin, being too busy in the Clown-Killing Circus, or Syria as it’s officially referred to. When The Mideast Beast asked how such a situation could possibly occur, the IDF Chief of Staff just shrugged his shoulders and said, “F**king Apple Maps!” 

“Well, we’re in Beirut and no one seems to be complaining about it. Might as well lounge it out,” said one colonel. “Truth be told, Beirut reminds me a lot of Tel Aviv; vibrant city right on the Mediterranean, hoppin’ nightlife, smokin’ hot chicks, cool architecture, and 27 caf├ęs on every friggin street. The only real difference seems to be all of the bullet holes and rocket-craters. What? We didn’t do it!” 

World leaders who were already gathered at the UN’s annual State the F**king Obvious Summit, relayed that the IDF must evacuate Lebanon at once. When asked if he plans on demanding IDF troops leave Beirut immediately, the Lebanese Prime Minister told The Mideast Beast, “To be honest, things have never been more peaceful, and Netanyahu just rang me to see if I wanted to go forward with twinning this place with Tel Aviv. Sure, religious tension and historical animosity has its place, but have you seen Tel Aviv’s beach on a Friday afternoon? Endless supply of ass and a sh*t load of conservative Jews!”  Thanks to MIDEAST BEAST

Monday, January 8, 2018

Politically Correct Tale of Ants and Grasshopper

Are you sick and tired of those “conservative” fairy tales? Are you an American liberal or someone from Europe who thinks those fairy tales teach values that no longer need to be promoted in today’s world? Well, we are coming to your rescue with our “Politically Correct Fairy Tales!”
Hansel and Gretel
Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured both of them intending to eat them. Gretel had a chance save both of them by pushing the old woman in an oven but she decided that it would be wrong not to respect the witch’s cultural traditions. So Gretel and her brother allowed themselves to be cooked and eaten. The witch was so happy with the children’s actions that she invited all of her witch friends to the area. Soon thereafter, they ate every child in a hundred mile radius. Soon the whole area was filled with nothing but child eating witches and all the witches were very happy! 

The Moral of the Story:: You must respect the culture of others, even at your own expense! 

The Ants and the Grasshopper
All summer long the ants worked and prepared for the winter while the grasshopper went to Rage Against the Machine concerts and played Everquest. The grasshopper laughed and laughed at the ants for working so hard. Then winter came. The ants had plenty of food and shelter while the grasshopper had none. So the government took the ants tax money and built the grasshopper a house, gave him welfare cheese to eat, and paid for courses at the local university that the grasshopper didn’t bother to go to. When the ants complained everyone agreed that they were greedy rich jerks for having more than the grasshopper. 

The Moral of the Story:: Taking money from people who work hard and giving it to the lazy is compassionate! 
Thanks to Right Wing News

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Trump is Crazy, Crazy like a Fox

Now that the 'Russia, Russia, Russia' story seems to be collapsing, the fake news media has latched on to the fairy tales spun in Michael Wolff's latest salacious work of fiction, Fire and Fury.  A book in which the author evidently seems to picture himself as the world's foremost armchair shrink!  A psychologist who has diagnosed President Trump with some unnamed form of mental illness.  And now, as you might expect, suddenly the news anchors at CNN and MSNBC have become mental health experts concurring with the findings of 'Doctor Michael Wolff!
The President is firing back, an exert from his latest tweet:
"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....
2 hours ago · Twitter
Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence....." 

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Friday, January 5, 2018

Trump has a Humonous, "Horse-Sized" Throbbing Nuclear Button

Liberals had to take to their smelling salts and fainting couches again this week following Donald Trump's latest Twitter escapade. 

In a nutshell (which seems like a good way to start most news stories these days), the Pillsbury Doughboy's evil twin, North Korea's Kim Jung Un, tweeted that he now has a nuclear button on his desk that he could use at any time. In response, Donald Trump tweeted that he had a bigger nuclear button which he described as "horse-sized" and "throbbing."  

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