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Saturday, May 31, 2014

FLATUS is force feeding America's Kids

MICHELLE OBAMA'S SCHOOL LUNCH PROGRAM HAS HIT A MAJOR SNAG.  SEEMS THAT THE KIDS JUST WANT EAT HER PLANNED DIET.  IN FACT, REPORTS ARE COMING IN THAT MOST OF THE "OBAMA MEALS" ARE ENDING UP IN THE TRASH CANS.  COMPLICATING THE MATTER EVEN MORE IN THOSE DISTRICTS WHERE THE SCHOOLS HAVE TRADITIONALLY SOLD THEIR FOOD WASTE TO LOCAL PIG FARMERS FOR SLOP  ADMINISTRATORS HAVE FOUND THAT THOSE FARMERS NO LONGER WANT THE WASTE.  SEEMS THAT EVEN THE PIGS WANT EAT THE CRAP.  ONE SUPPORTER OF MICHELLE'S GRAND FOOD SCHEME COMMENTED THAT WHEN THE LITTLE BRATS GET HUNGRY ENOUGH THEY WILL EAT ANYTHING.   AND AFTER ALL JUST LIKE OBAMACARE THE KIDS REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.   
IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Friday, May 30, 2014

FROM COTTON PICKERS TO COCAINE PUSHERS

IN LESS THAT 100 YEARS MANY AMERICAN BLACKS HAVE GONE FROM THE COTTON FIELDS OF DIXIE TO BECOME THE ENTREPRENEURS OF THE GROWING COCAINE INDUSTRY IN OUR VAST SPRAWLING URBAN CENTERS.  NO GROUP IN THIS NATIONS HISTORY HAS EVER SHOWN SUCH INITIATIVE BEFORE.  THEY MUST BE APPLAUDED FOR THEIR ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE TALENT FOR EMBRACING THE BUSINESS ETHIC.  THEY HAVE GONE FROM THE THREE ROOM SHARE-CROPPER  HOUSE OF THE RURAL SOUTH TO THE SPRAWLING URBAN PROJECTS OF THE NORTH BUILT BY SUCH GREAT LEADERS AS LYNDON JOHNSON AND JIMMY CARTER.  THEY HAVE TOSSED ASIDE THOSE OLD OBSOLETE TRADITIONS LIKE FAMILY TIES AND VALUES IN FAVOR OF THE MORE MODERN CONCEPT OF GANG BROTHERSHIP AND "I GOT YOUR BACK BRO UNLESS THE OTHER GUY HAS A BIGGER GUN"!  NOW WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T GET AHEAD IN AMERICA---JUST GET A GUN AND STREET CORNER.  OF COURSE THIS IS SATIRE.  WE ARE FULLY AWARE THAT MANY DRUG DEALERS ARE NOT BLACK AND RUN THE RACIAL GAMBIT.  WE ARE ALSO AWARE THAT MANY HAVE GONE FROM THOSE COTTON FIELDS TO RESPONSIBLE POSITIONS OF LEADERSHIP IN POLITICS AND BUSINESS.  OUR HAT IS OFF TO THOSE. 
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Thursday, May 29, 2014

DEATH OF THE INCANDESCENT LIGHTBULB

THE MOTTO OF BIG GOVERNMENT PROGRESSIVES SHOULD BE "IF SOMETHING IS NOT BROKE FIX IT, JUST AS LONG AS IT GIVES UP MORE POWER OVER THE IGNORANT MASSES"!  THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT CHANGE FOR "CHANGE SAKE" IS ALWAYS NECESSARILY GOOD.  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE
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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

LUSCIOUS BUSTY COEDS MANDATED TO SHARE THEIR WEALTH

FOLLOWING THE RECENT SHOOTING NEAR THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA CAMPUS AT SANTA BARBARA, SOME MEMBERS OF THE STATE LEGISLATURE IN SACRAMENTO HAVE INTRODUCED A BILL MANDATING THAT LUSCIOUS COEDS ACROSS THE GOLDEN STATE SHARE THEIR WEALTH NOT JUST WITH CAMPUS JOCKS BUT WITH GEEKS AS WELL.  FOLLOWING THE TERRIBLE KILLINGS AT SANTA BARBARA IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE SHOOTER, ELLIOT RODGERS MAY HAVE GONE ON HIS RAMPAGE BECAUSE OF BEING REJECTED BY LUSCIOUS CAMPUS COEDS.  FORCING HIM TO TAKE REVENGE ON THOSE BUSTY BABES.  PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS, ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION CALLED FOR REDISTRIBUTIVE CHANGE SO THIS WOULD ONLY BE A LOGICAL EXTENSION OF THAT MINDSET.  AFTER ALL TAKING FROM ONE ACCORDING TO THEIR MEANS AND GIVING TO ONE ACCORDING TO THEIR NEED IS THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND PROGRESSIVISM.   SURELY THOSE FORWARD LOOKING COEDS CAN UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SPREADING THEIR "OVER ENDOWMENTS" WITH NOT ONLY "JOCKS BUT CAMPUS "GEEKS" AS WELL.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

GIANT COMET TO STRIKE EARTH ON DEC 6, 2016

THE LEADING SCIENTIST AT S.H.I.T. (SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY) HAVE CONFIRMED OBAMA'S WORSE NIGHTMARE THAT AT A COMET OF YET UNDETERMINED SIZE WILL STRIKE THE CALIFORNIA COAST LINE ON ABOUT DEC. 6, 2016.  A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.  DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS ARE ALREADY  BLAMING THE OLD WHITE RACIST SLAVE OWNING WIG WEARING FOUNDERS FOR THIS MAN-MADE DISASTER BY NOT HAVING THE FORESIGHT TO INCLUDE IN THE CONSTITUTION A PROVISION THAT WOULD ALLOW THE PRESIDENT  TO ACT WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF CONGRESS TO SAVE THE COUNTRY AS WELL AS THE WORLD.  BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA NEVER ACTS WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF CONGRESS AND STRICTLY ADHERES TO THE ACTIONS OF THE FOUNDING PATRIOTS DESPITE THEIR RACIST VIEWS.  THE WORLD HOPELESSLY BRACES FOR THE IMPACT OF I.A.T.O (I AM THE ONE) THE NAME GIVEN TO THIS UNWELCOME VISITOR FROM SPACE.  MEANWHILE IN MOST MUSLIM COUNTRIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST ACTS OF JIHAD ARE ON THE RISE AS MANY SEEK TO BEAT THE "IMPACT" AND ASSURE THEMSELVES OF ETERNAL HAPPINESS WITH THEIR 72 VIRGINS.  IMAGE AND THEME FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE    
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Monday, May 26, 2014

TOO CUTE FOR WORDS

MUCH TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!
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Sunday, May 25, 2014

THE UNAFFORDABLE CARE ACT

WELL IT'S NOT QUITE TRUE THAT THE GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD OBAMACARE.  AFTER ALL WHEN THEY NEED MORE MONEY THEY JUST TURN TO THE TAXPAYERS OR TO CHINA!  SURE THE CHINESE CAN AFFORD IT, BECAUSE IT JUST GIVES THEM MORE LEVERAGE OVER AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY AT A TIME WHEN THEY ARE CHALLENGING OUR INTEREST ACROSS THE GLOBE.  AND AS FOR THE LOWLY AMERICAN TAXPAYER, THEY DON'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY ARE A SHRINKING MINORITY AND DON'T HAVE THE POLITICAL CLOUT OF DAYS GONE BY.  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE
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Saturday, May 24, 2014

WHITE RACIST VETERANS ATTEMPT TO MAKE OBAMA LOOK BAD BY DELAYING MEDICAL TREATMENT


IT HAS JUST BEEN REPORTED BY THE RENOWN "DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S BLOG OF NEW AMERICA" THAT DOZENS OF VETERANS HAVE DELAYED GETTING CRITICAL MEDICAL TREATMENT AT V.A. HOSPITALS IN ORDER TO MAKE PRESIDENT OBAMA LOOK BAD.  MORE THAN A DOZEN OF THESE WHITE TEA-BAGGING RACIST  WERE SAID TO BE IN ON THIS MOTHER-OF-ALL POLITICAL DIRTY TRICKS.  HOWEVER, THIS INFORMATION CANNOT BE CONFIRMED AS HAS THE PERPETRATORS OF THIS MOST HEINOUS ACT OF POLITICAL DECEPTION HAVE ALL BEEN FOREVER SILENCED BY THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF FATE.  NEVERTHELESS, THE PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC BLOG STANDS BEHIND THIS FAST BREAKING STORY, CLAIMING THEY WOULD PUT NOTHING PAST WHITE ARMY VETS WHO OBVIOUSLY HATED THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN COLOR.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT THIS BREAKING STORY WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN JAY CARNEY, SAID THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL HE HEARD IT ON THE NEWS, BUT NEVERTHELESS BELIEVED IN IT'S VALIDITY.  AND WAS NOT SURPRISED BECAUSE IT IS ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY HEADED BY FOX NEWS AND OTHER REACTIONARY RACIST ELEMENTS IN SOCIETY.   
THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THIS POST THEME.
AND FOR THOSE WHO THINK I MAY HAVE GONE OFF THE DEEP END---THIS IS SATIRE!

          
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Friday, May 23, 2014

CONCEALED GUN FOUND IN BUSH!

Be sure to read the comments at end of this article---great one-liners!
APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had loaded handgun hidden in vagina when brought into jail following collar for driving with suspended license. As Dallas Archer was being booked into Kingsport jail, female corrections officer alerted to “unknown object” in teenager’s crotch during search. Jailer and female cop accompanied Archer to bathroom for examination led to recovery of “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report. Check revealed five -shot mini revolver--four inches in length--had been “stolen from auto burglary in 2013.” Handgun, valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, 70-year-old retired car salesman. Souther said gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Police told him revolver had been recovered, but offered no details. When told where gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath.” News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by Kingsport Times-News. Archer, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into penal facility. According to jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6,000 bond.  Posted one-liners. A few relate to the article, so read it first! 

1.  ​I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched! 
2.   Gives new meaning to "hair trigger". 
3.   Happiness is warm gun? 
4.  At four inches it comes....... half cocked. 
5.  "For sale AA22LR never used; still in box." 
6.  Report reads, "...Introducing contraband into penal facility." Shouldn't that be 'penis' facility? 
7.  If it went off, could you call it her 'boom box'? 
8.  Every vagina is to be treated as if loaded. Keep pointed in safe direction. 
9.  They say it was gun, but something smells fishy. 
10.You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking... 
11.Accident waiting to happen, could 'shoot beaver'. 
12.I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a "hole" new meaning. 
13.Complete reversal on classic, "Is that pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" 
14.I wonder if she had 'gun-areah'? 
15.Gives a whole new meaning to "Vaginal Discharge".
16.Gun in hand is worth 2 in bush? 
17.Uses 'rim shot' ammo.

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Thursday, May 22, 2014

McDONALD'S NEW HAPPY MEAL MASCOT

McDonald's has finally joined America's Progressive movement with the unveiling of the it's newest family member "Happy".  This new Mascot represents a clean break with the old fashion traditional marriage of kids with Dead Cow Burgers, Helpless Chicken Nuggets, and those much hated Freedom Fries.  Following the leadership of Mochelle Obama, McDonalds is now offering these DNC approved meals consisting of Crispy Carrots, Red Beets, Government Greens and that all time favorite Socialized Squash.  Happy eating Kids.  
Thanks to the good folks over at The Peoples Cube for the image and theme for this posting.
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

TEXAS WHOREHOUSE

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground! 

After the cathouse fire, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher, and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means." 

 In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's destruction. The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"
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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

RUN-A-WAY RACISM IN SCHOOL CAFETERIAS

JIM CROW IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE IN SCHOOL LUNCH ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY.  IT IS NOW OFFICIAL MANY SCHOOLS CONTROLLED BY RACIST WHITE TEABAGGERS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BANNED CHOCOLATE MILK FROM THE CAFETERIA THEREBY MAKING THEM "WHITE ONLY".  AFTER ALL CHOCOLATE IS THE COLOR OF OUR DEAR LEADER AND MILK BEARING ANY RESEMBLANCE CANNOT BE ALLOWED.  AT THE SAME TIME THESE TEABAGGERS ARE ATTEMPTING TO MARGINALIZE THE MEALS SUPPORTED BY FIRST LADY, MOOCHELE!  ONE MAY ASK WERE IS THE NAACP, ACLU AND ACORN, AS WELL AS THE VOICES OF OUR ESTEEMED RACE-BAITER'S AL SHARPTON, JESSE JACKSON AND SHEILA JACKSON-LEE.  SOMETHING MUST BE DONE OR SEGREGATION WILL ONCE AGAIN SWEEP THE NATION!  


THEME AND IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Monday, May 19, 2014

S.H.I.T. SCIENTIST CONFIRM GIANT RED SPOT ON JUPITER SHRINKING

AFTER AN EXTENSIVE 5 YEAR STUDY, SCIENTIST AT THE PRESTIGIOUS SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY BETTER KNOWN AS S.H.I.T.  HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THE GIANT RED SPOT ON JUPITER IS SHRINKING AND AT THE SAME TIME HAVE FURTHER DETERMINED THAT THE CAUSE OF THIS DISASTROUS ASTRONOMICAL EVENT CAN BE CONTRIBUTED DIRECTLY TO THE "TEA PARTY MOVEMENT" AND THE UNAMERICAN ACTIVITIES  OF THE KOCH BROTHERS.  HARRY REID AND HIGH OFFICIALS IN THE IRS WERE QUICK TO ENDORSE THIS FINDING.  AND PROGRESSIVE AROUND THE NATION WERE ALSO JUMPING ON THE BAND WAGON DECLARING THEY WANT MORE "RED" IN EVERYTHING.
IMAGE AND THEME FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE 
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Sunday, May 18, 2014

INVESTIGATE KOCH BROS. NOT BENGHAZI

THE GHOST OF FORMER AMBASSADOR CHRIS STEVENS HAS RETURNED LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE THE DEMOCRAT SENATE LEADER HARRY REID AND ASKING TELLING US NOT TO INVESTIGATE BENGHAZI, BUT INSTEAD TO INVESTIGATE THE UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITES OF THE KOCH BROTHERS FOR USING THEIR OWN CORRUPT DOLLARS TO INFLUENCE ELECTIONS. THE GHOST OF CHRIS STEVENS,  HARRY REID  WENT ON TO SAY, AT A $10,000 A PLATE FUND-RAISER THAT THOSE WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO INFLUENCE THE OUT COME OF ELECTIONS, THAT IS UNLESS THOSE CANDIDATES WERE DEMOCRATS.   
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Friday, May 16, 2014

VETERANS WAITING TO DIE

FOR MANY VETERANS CROSSING  RICE PADDIES OF VIETNAM, THE DESERTS OF IRAQ OR THE MOUNTAINS OF AFGHANISTAN WAS A FAR EASIER JOB THAN GETTING TO SEE A DOCTOR AT A VA HOSPITAL.  NOW WHY IS THIS?  AFTER ALL WE HAVE SEEN THE GREAT CARE GIVEN OUR WARRIORS AT WALTER REED ARMY HOSPITAL IN WASHINGTON AND AT THE NATIONAL NAVAL MEDICAL CENTER AT BETHESDA, MARYLAND.  SO HOW CAN THIS BE?  ONE MUST REMEMBER THAT THE ABOVE MENTIONED HOSPITALS ARE SHOWCASES AND THOSE IN CHARGE HIGHLIGHT THE SERVICES GIVEN TO VETS THERE.   BUT THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF OTHER VA HOSPITALS AND CLINICS ACROSS THE NATION THAT FOR THE MOST PART THAT GET LITTLE SCRUTINY FROM THOSE IN CONGRESS AND THOSE IN THE MEDIA AS WELL.  THANKS TO WHISTLE-BLOWERS WE ARE FINDING OUT THE PITIFUL TREATMENT GIVEN TO OUR BRAVE VETS AT THESE INSTITUTIONS, THAT IS WHEN THEY CAN EVEN GET IN.  RECENTLY WE HAVE FOUND OUT THOSE IN CHARGE AT THESE HOSPITALS HAVE BEEN "COOKING THE BOOKS" TO SHOW THEY ARE SEEING THOSE SEEKING HELP IN A TIMELY MATTER.  WHEN IN FACT, THE WAITING PERIOD TO SEE A DOCTOR HAVE BEEN ANYTHING BUT TIMELY.  WE ARE NOW ALSO LEARNING THAT MANY DOCTORS IN THE VA SYSTEM ARE SEEING AS FEW AS 1/3 OF THE PATIENTS EACH DAY AS THEIR COUNTER PARTS IN PRIVATE PRACTICE.  BUT THEN WE ALL KNOW THAT LIKE MOST GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES THEY GET PAID REGARDLESS OF THE NUMBERS THEY SEE.  BUT BE ASSURED THAT THE SUPERVISORS AT THESE HOSPITALS WILL GET THEIR POUND OF FLESH BY USING THAT TIME HONORED SYSTEM OF "COOKING THE BOOKS" TO HIDE THE LIE SO THEY CAN GET THOSE UNEARNED BONUSES EACH AND EVERY YEAR WHILE HUNDREDS OF BRAVE WARRIORS DIE WAITING TO SEE THEIR VA DOCTOR.
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Thursday, May 15, 2014

President Obama finally responses to Benghazi Attack

AFTER ALMOST TWO YEARS OF CAREFUL DELIBERATIONS, PRESIDENT OBAMA THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD HAS MADE A BRAVE DECISION AS TO WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE BENGHAZI ATTACK.  AS THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF, HAS OFTEN TOLD US HE NEVER MAKES A MOVE WITHOUT CAREFUL CONSIDERATION OF ALL THE FACTS. NOW HAVING WEIGHED ALL HIS MANY OPTIONS THE COMMAND-IN-CHIEF HAS DECIDED TO USE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN HIS ARSENAL----THE DREADED HASHTAG!!!!  
CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY


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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT DEATHS


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits Just when the clock struck 11:00, Fernando Rodriguez , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.



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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

THE CHAINS OF ISLAMIC SLAVERY

THE KIDNAPPING OF THOSE 300 YOUNG GIRLS HAS POINTED OUT MORE THAN ANY OTHER ONE EVENT THE EMERGENCE OF THE NEW AFRICAN SLAVERY.  THE ARAB SLAVERS, ONCE FAMOUS FOR CAPTURING BLACKS FROM SMALL VILLAGES ALONG THE COAST AND QUICKLY CARRYING THEM TO SLAVE SHIPS FOR TRANSPORTATION TO AMERICA  AND OTHER POINTS AROUND THE GLOBE IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE.  THE NEW CHAIN MASTERS ARE A LITTLE DARKER THAN THEIR SUDANESE COUSINS, BUT JUST AS IN THE OLD DAYS, THEY ALL CARRY A KORAN.  THESE NEW MASTERS CARRY NOT ONLY THE KORAN, BUT A TRUSTY AK-47 AND ARE PROTECTED WITH WHAT THEY BELIEVE IS ALLAH'S ARMOUR.  THEY ARE FEARLESS FIGHTERS FIRMLY BELIEVING THAT SHOULD THEY FALL IN BATTLE THEY WILL BE RECEIVED BY 72 VIRGINS.  FOLLOWING THE RECENT KIDNAPPINGS IN NIGERIA THE FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES STEPPED FORWARD CONDEMNING THE ACTIONS OF THESE NEW CHAIN MASTERS WITHOUT ONCE EVER MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THE DRIVING MOTIVE BEHIND THE ABDUCTIONS WAS-----ISLAM!!!  ONE MUST ASK WHY?  CARTOON BY  ROBERT ARIAIL
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Monday, May 12, 2014

ADOPT A PET

WHY YOU SHOULD ADOPT A PET!
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Sunday, May 11, 2014

ARE ALL HOME INTRUDERS WHITE MEN?

ACCORDING TO THE COMMERCIALS PUT OUT BY ALL THE LEADING HOME SECURITY COMPANIES "ALL HOME INTRUDERS ARE WHITE MEN". ONE MUST WONDER WHY THIS IS. ARE THESE COMPANIES RACIST BY NOT GIVING BLACK ACTORS  PARTS IN THEIR COMMERCIALS? OR JUST PERHAPS SOMETHING MORE SINISTER IS AT PLAY HERE. MAYBE IT'S JUST THEY SHOW NO BLACKS FOR FEAR OF PROJECTING A BLACK STEREOTYPE.   THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE FOR THE IDEA BEHIND THIS POSTING.

ADDITIONAL WHITE INTRUDER COMMERICIAL

MORE CRACKER HOME INTRUDERS
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Saturday, May 10, 2014

BANNING MOTHER'S DAY

WHY MUST WE CONTINUE TO HARM THE CHILDREN OF THOSE IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY BY  CELEBRATING THE OUTDATED HOLIDAYS OF MOTHER'S AND FATHER'S DAYS.  THE STRAIGHT COMMUNITY SEEMS NOT TO CARE ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF THE CHILDREN OF GAY COUPLES WHO HAVE NO MOTHER TO GIVE THAT CHERISHED CARD TO ON MOTHER'S DAY AND CONVERSELY THE CHILDREN OF THOSE LESBIAN COUPLES WHO HAVE TO FATHER TO GIVE THAT TIE TO FATHER'S DAY.  THEY THERE ARE THE MILLIONS OF FEMALES WHO HAVE NO CHILD THANKS TO THAT VISIT TO THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ABORTIONIST, SO WHY DO WE CONTINUE TO PUNISH THEM WITH THESE SO-CALLED SPECIAL HOLIDAYS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY DAMAGING.  PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST HAVE A GENERIC PARENT'S DAY.  BETTER YET, LETS CONTINUE TO PROMOTE AND EXPAND THE LGBT COMMUNITY UNTIL THERE ARE NO CHILDREN TO WORRY ABOUT ANYWAY.  AFTER ALL WHO NEEDS THE LITTLE BRATS. BUT WAIT, WHERE WOULD THE NEW MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY COME FROM. HELL, I FORGOT ABOUT THE MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS FLOCKING TO THIS COUNTRY.
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Friday, May 9, 2014

HILLARY CLINTON AND BOKO HARUM

WHY DID HILLARY CLINTON IN HER TENURE AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT OPPOSE CLASSIFYING BOKO HARUM (THE NIGERIAN GROUP THAT KIDNAPPED THE 300 GIRLS) AS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?
COULD IT JUST BE THAT HILLARY VIEWED THE BOKO HARUM GROUP AS SOME SORT OF FREEDOM FIGHTERS OR WAS SHE AFRAID OF BEING LABELED ISLAMOPHOBIC.  AFTER ALL THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A RACIST.  OR PERHAPS SHE SAW THOSE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP AS VICTIMS OF POVERTY.  AFTER ALL THEY ARE BEING FORCED TO SALE THE KIDNAPPED GIRLS SO THEY CAN PUT MONKEY MEAT ON THE TABLE.  AND WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THESE YOUNG GIRLS BEING TAUGHT THE SEXUAL DELIGHTS OF BELONGING TO A MUSLIM MASTER.  BUT THEN WHO CAN REALLY LOOK INTO THE DARK CORNERS OF HILLARY'S MIND.   ABOVE IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE
 
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Thursday, May 8, 2014

WHY PARENTS DRINK

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '
"Hello ?" 'Is your daddy home?' ' Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,' ’May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' ; So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?' ‘Yes she's out in the garden too’ ‘The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
Again the ‘No’ . 'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' '
No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. ' The search team just landed a helicopter '
'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

UNEMPLOYMENT RATE TO DROP TO "0%"

THE  UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS DROPPING THANKS TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS LEAVING THE WORK FORCE BECAUSE THEY NO LONGER FIND IT NECESSARY TO WORK IN ORDER TO PUT BREAD ON THE TABLE.  YES MILLIONS ARE FINDING OUT THAT HARD WORK ONLY LEADS TO HIGHER TAXES AND MORE SCRUTINY FROM THE BOYS AT THE IRS.  AND NOW WITH FREE FOOD, FREE HOUSING, AND FREE MEDICAL CARE AMERICANS ARE FINALLY WAKING UP TO THE FACT THAT WORK IS ONLY FOR FOOLS WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO WORK THE SYSTEM THAT OUR DEAR LEADER HAS PUT IN PLACE.  ANOTHER UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE OF THE "OBAMA MIRACLE" IS THAT THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS DROPPING AND EVENTUALLY WILL REACH "0%" PROVIDED THAT THOSE "RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS" IN CONGRESS WITH STOP OBSTRUCTING THE OBAMA AGENDA.  
CARTOON BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

POLITE WAY TO PEE

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' 
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite’. 
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. 
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted. --
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Saturday, May 3, 2014

THE WHITE HOUSE MAD-HATTER

JAY CARNEY, THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN HAS TAKEN THE SPIN TO A NEW LEVEL.  RECENTLY, HE EFFECTIVELY SAID THE BENGHAZI EMAILS WERE NOT ABOUT BENGHAZI. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE AMERICANS WHO BELIEVE THIS?  REMEMBER, THE AMERICAN POW FROM THE  MOVIE STALAG 17 WHO KEPT WALKING AROUND THE POW COMPOUND SAYING, "I BELIEVE IT". "I BELIEVE IT"!  WHEN SOME ONE ASK WHEN WHAT HIM WHAT HE BELIEVED HE REPLIED, I GOT THIS LETTER FROM MY WIFE WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR OVER TWO YEARS AND IN IT SHE TOLD ME SHE FOUND THE CUTEST BABY ON OUR DOOR STEPS AND IT HAD HER NOSE AND EYES.  "I BELIEVE IT"!  IT IS A GOOD THING TO BELIEVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE, BUT EVEN OBAMA-LOVERS MUST FACE THE COLD HARD FACTS COMING TO LIGHT ABOUT THE BENGHAZI COVERUP.  CARTOON BY  LISA BENSON
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