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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Help control the Moron Population: Spay and Neuter Liberals

AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE A GUN PROBLEM: SIX OF THE LAST MASS SHOOTING WERE DONE BY LIBERALS.  AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE A GUN PROBLEM:  MOST INNER CITY CRIME IS COMMITTED BY THOSE IDENTIFIED WITH THE LIBERAL CAUSE.  AMERICA'S PROBLEM IS A LIBERAL PROBLEM THAT WILL ONLY GET WORSE WHEN GUNS ARE TAKEN AWAY FROM HONEST CITIZENS GIVING THEM CARTE BLANCHE  TO ROB AND KILL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS.
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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Gun Permits be damned? The Second is my permit.

THE SECOND AMENDMENT TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION IS THE ONE AND ONLY ONE GUN PERMIT I NEED.  THE SECOND IS MY GUN PERMIT AND IS ALL THAT'S REQUIRED FOR ME TO PROCESS ASSAULT RIFLES.  NO PRESIDENT OR WOULD BE DICTATOR HAS THE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT AWAY AND ANYONE WHO SHOULD ATTEMPT IS AN ENEMY OF THE STATE AND SHOULD BE DEALT WITH AS SUCH. 

Thursday, January 24, 2013

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Sunday, January 20, 2013

The 38D Bra: Why the Chinese Own Us!

The Business Deal


A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.  The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.  The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each. The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"  The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
.....and this is why the Chinese own us! Business is Business!


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Saturday, January 19, 2013

Where did the phrase "Piss poor" come from?

Us older people need to learn something new every day... just to keep the grey matter tuned up.

Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...


Alberta Clydesdale

Only in Northern Alberta! .......

Friday, January 18, 2013

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Drunk Priest

A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Government Workers are Hiring Non-Union Prostitutes

PARTS OF A SECRET REPORT DEALING WITH PROSTITUTION AND GOVERNMENT WORKERS WAS RECENTLY LEAKED.  THIS REPORT CLAIMS THAT IN THOSE PARTS OF THE UNITED STATES WHERE PROSTITUTION WAS LEGAL THAT SOME GOVERNMENT WORKERS VISITING THOSE HOUSES OF ILL-REPUTE FAILED TO LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL BEFORE CONDUCTING THEIR BUSINESS.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Buy Tic Tacs because liberals leave a bad taste

NEXT TIME YOU GO ON SAFARI WITH SOME GROUP THAT INCLUDES LIBERAL MEMBERS, BECAUSE LIBERALS ALWAYS LEAVE A BAD TASTE.  CARRY A FEW ALONG FOR THE ANIMALS TOO! Tic Tac Freshmints Big Pack - 12pk

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Why I only take Showers!

SOME PEOPLE HAVE ASKED WHY I ONLY TAKE SHOWERS----WELL IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.........

Friday, January 11, 2013

Philosophy of Life

This is a deceptively simple philosophy that I have been working on and refining for most of my life. I am delighted to say that I believe I have refined it down to its essence, sufficiently to share it with a select band of friends that may appreciate its elegance and simplicity.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Liberal Gun Free Zone that Works!

THE BELOW IMAGE SHOWS A LIBERAL GUN FREE ZONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS, BUT IS FAR REMOVED FROM THE REALITY OF THIS WORLD.  TAKE NOTE OF THE SOLAR PANEL THAT POWERS AT TINY 2"x2" HAND HELD TV WITH ONLY ONE CHANNEL---MSNBC.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

New Species: The Evolution of Urban Youth!

A new species has emerged and is found mostly in the large urban areas.  They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile. Apparently one small step for man is a big step backward for mankind.  See the shocking images of this new species below.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Georgia Mother Stops Home Invasion

AN ARMED HOME OWNER IN LOGANVILLE, GA STOPS WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A TRAGEDY FOR HERSELF AND HER 9 YEAR OLD TWINS.  THIS MOTHER OF TWO FLEED TO AN UPSTAIRS CLOSET WITH HER TWO SMALL ONES AS THE INTRUDER PLUNDERED THE HOUSE EVENTUALLY OPENING THE CLOSET WHERE SHE AND TWINS WERE HIDING.  HE FOUND HIMSELF LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A 38CAL REVOLVER WHICH THE LADY FIRED HITTING HIM IN THE FACE AND NECK.  THE INTRUDER FLEED BUT WAS CAUGHT BY POLICE A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY AFTER RUNNING OFF THE ROAD.  PRESIDENT OBAMA KEEP YOUR FRICKIN' HANDS OFF THE GUNS OF HONEST AMERICANS.  I WONDER IF OUR PRESIDENT WILL SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.  PERHAPS IF THE INTRUDER HAD KILLED THE MOTHER AND HER TWO CHILDREN HE WOULD SPEAK UP.  THE SIMPLE TRUTH HERE IS THAT EVENTS LIKE THIS DO NOT FIT THE PRESIDENT'S ANTI-GUN AGENDA.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Obama Tax Cuts aka Bush Tax Cuts

REMEMBER WHEN THE BUSH TAX CUTS WERE SIGNED INTO LAW.  MOST ALL DEMOCRATS WERE OPPOSED TO THEM, BUT NOW WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THOSE MAKING OVER $400,000 THEY HAVE BEEN RESTORED.  NOW THE BUSH TAX CUTS ARE THE GREATEST THING EVER.  BUT THERE IS A CATCH, TAXES HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF IN OTHER AREAS AND ALONG WITH THOSE TAX INCREASES NEW FEDERAL REGULATIONS HAVE INCREASED THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY.  A COST THAT WILL NOT BE BORN BY BUSINESS, BUT BE PASSED ALONG TO THE CONSUMER----MORE TAXES IN A ROUND-ABOUT WAY!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Obama allows Payroll Taxes to go Up!

LIBERALS AND THE MSM ARE ALL GIDDY ABOUT TAXES ON MILLIONAIRES GOING UP, BUT THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE PAYROLL TAX HOLIDAY IS OVER AND THAT MEANS THAT TAXES ON 160,000,000 AMERICANS WILL INCREASE IN 2013 BY AN AVERAGE OF $1,000 PER FAMILY.  OF COURSE THEY WILL SAY ITS NOT A TAX INCREASE, BUT THE RESULT IS THE SAME----YOUR POCKET BOOK WILL TELL THE TRUTH.  HEY THE FREE RIDE IS COMING TO AN END.  TAKE ALL THE MONEY FROM THE RICH AND ITS NOT ENOUGH TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT AND KEEP GIVING AWAY "SO-CALLED" FREE STUFF.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Hollywood and Gun Violence

THE LIBERAL ELITES IN HOLLYWOOD TALK A LOT ABOUT GUN VIOLENCE AND MOST WOULD LIKE A BAN ON GUNS, BUT REFUSE TO CALL FOR ANY CURBS ON GUN VIOLENCE IN THEIR FILMS.  YOU WILL KNOW THEY ARE SERIOUS ABOUT CLEANING UP THEIR OWN HOUSE AND JUST NOT HYPOCRITES WHEN YOU SEE THE BELOW IMAGE IN THEIR MOVIES.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy New Year America 2013

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS AND GALS.  KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY. JUST BE PATIENT YOU'LL GET THAT CLEAR SHOT THIS YEAR AT THE CRITTER YOU WANT MOST.  SOME VARMINTS ARE WILEY, BUT THEY ALL SLIP UP IN THE END. 
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