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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Bill and Hillary Clinton Sleeping together again

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEIR DAYS AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION IN LITTLE ROCK THERE IS CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT BUBBA AND HILLARY ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER AGAIN.  JUST PROVES THERE IS HOPE FOR ALL OLD MARRIED COUPLES.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Admitting Ebola-infected, non-U.S. citizens into this country for Treatment

INFORMED SOURCES HAVE REVEALED THAT OBAMA INTENDS TO LET NON-CITIZENS INFECTED WITH EBOLA INTO THIS COUNTRY FOLLOWING THE NOV. 4, OFF YEAR ELECTIONS.  OF COURSE HE WILL HAVE MORE FLEXIBILITY THEN. 
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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Ebola Open-Door Policy

BY NOT BANNING FLIGHTS FROM WEST AFRICAN COUNTRIES, THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS VIRTUALLY ALLOWED AN OPEN-DOOR POLICY FOR EBOLA TO ENTER THE COUNTRY.  WTF IS OBAMA THINKING?  IS HE PUTTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ABOVE THE SAFETY OF AMERICANS?   
CARTOON BY  LISA BENSON  
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Liberals Embrace Ebola

NOW ANY PRIVILEGED WHITE AMERICAN CAN SACRIFICE THEMSELVES FOR THE ORIGINAL SIN OF SLAVERY BY FLYING ABOARD THE NEW "AIREBOLA" AIRLINE TO AND FROM THE DISEASE-RAVAGED THIRD WORLD NATIONS OF GUINEA, SIERRA LEONE, AND LIBERIA.  THERE YOU CAN VISIT THE  HOSPITALS, WALK THE STREETS, VISIT WITH THE NATIVES, EXCHANGE SPIT WITH THE LOCALS AND ENJOY THE LOCAL DISH OF FRIED MONKEY INTESTINES PREPARED WITH THE SOILED  BLACK HANDS OF THE OPPRESSED  GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON OF A FORMER SLAVE RELOCATED TO LIBERIA BY THE EARLY AMERICAN COLONIZATION SOCIETY ESTABLISHED IN 1821.  ONCE YOU ARE INFECTED YOU CAN RETURN HOME BRINGING BACK THE REAL FLAVOR OF AFRICA TO YOUR PRIVILEGED WHITE FAMILY AND FRIENDS.  
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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Air Force blows up ISIS truck in Iraq

JUST TODAY IN A STRIKING DISPLAY OF AMERICAN AIR POWER THE U.S. AIR FORCE BLEW UP AN ISIS TRUCK HEADED TOWARD BAGHDAD.  BUT THE QUESTION IS THIS:  WILL WE RUN OUT OF MONEY BEFORE THEY DO?  WHAT WILL BE THE COST OF VICTORY (IF IT SHOULD COME)!
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Thursday, October 9, 2014

The shocking evolution of kids to Purple Penguins


FINALLY A STORY THAT PROVES CONCLUSIVELY THAT THOSE ON THE LEFT ARE REALLY LOONY.  STRANGELY, THIS STORY COMES OUT OF NEBRASKA, A STATE NOT KNOWN FOR ITS LIBERALISM.  IT SEEMS THAT A SCHOOL DISTRICT THERE HAS INSTRUCTED ITS TEACHERS TO STOP REFERRING TO ITS STUDENTS BY USING SUCH GENDERED EXPRESSIONS AS "BOYS AND GIRLS" AND USE GENDER INCLUSIVE ONES SUCH AS "PURPLE PENGUINS"!  NO FOR REAL I'M NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP. JUST FOLLOW THIS LINK TO PURPLE PENGUINS IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT.  THIS SHOCKING STORY ALSO POSTED OVER AT STOP OBAMA SATIRE MY OTHER SITE 




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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Middle East Pressure Cooker

TERRORISM IS RUNNING RAMPANT ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST FROM SYRIA TO LIBYA.  FUELED BY THE FIRES OF JIHAD AND THOSE WHO WRAP THEMSELVES IN THE PROTECTIVE COVER OF THE KORAN.  AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS DOING LITTLE MORE THAT A LITTLE KID SQUIRTING A WATER PISTOL ON A RAGING FIRE.  CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL  
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Saturday, October 4, 2014

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama


Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and visited a fourth grade class. 

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. 

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Obama, "that would be an accident." 

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call a great loss." 

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. 

The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" 

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" 

The teacher left the room.

General Valerie Jarrett

MEET THE WOMAN PERSON BEHIND THE PRESIDENT.  THE ONE PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAPABLE OF MAKING A WRONG DECISION.  THE PERSON-IN-CHIEF WHO CONTROLS BARACK'S ALMOST EVERY MOVE.  THE NATION IS SO FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH A STEALTH LEADER.  A LEADER WHO DID NOT HESITATE TO TELL OUR BRAVE WARRIORS TO STAND DOWN WHEN THEY WANTED TO RESCUE THOSE AMERICANS TRAPPED IN BENGHAZI.  
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Friday, October 3, 2014

Men's Logic

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her to death in the morning ! 

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 23, and her name's Kathy. 

 I went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile !" and other names at me, just because my wife is 22 and I'm 52. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. 

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. 

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know ?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up !" 

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." 

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst ….. so, I had to go down to the charity shop get all of her clothes back. 

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Bangladesh …. “I said we'd love to …. but our garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Obama leading both ISIS and Ebola Virus in latest polls

AS THE PRESIDENT REVIEWS HIS LATEST POLLS NUMBER HE CAN TAKE COMFORT IN THAT HE IS LEADING BOTH ISIS AND THE EBOLA VIRUS IN THE POLLS. 
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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Ebola is just an isolated incidence of workplace Virus

AMERICANS SHOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT AN EBOLA OUTBREAK IN THIS COUNTRY.  BECAUSE JUST AS OBAMA PREVENTED THE SPREAD OF ISIS/ISIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST HE WILL STOP THE SPREAD OF EBOLA.  
CARTOON BY  HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS 
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