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Thursday, July 31, 2014

PUTIN GUARDS THE BORDER

IF ONLY WE HAD SOMEONE LIKE PUTIN GUARDING OUR SOUTHERN BORDER.  NOT THE PUTIN WHO SHOT DOWN FLIGHT 17, BUT A MAN OF DETERMINATION AND NOT A WEASEL-LIKE WIMP.  CARTOON BY TONY BRANCO
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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

GOOD OLD BOYS vs YANKEES


One morning three South Georgia 'good old boys' and three Yankees were in a ticket line at the Atlanta train station heading to Athens, GA for a big football game. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Southerners bought just one ticket among them. "How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South. When the six travelers boarded the train, the three Yankees sat down, but the three Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Ticket please." The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.Indeed,so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. That evening after the game, when they got to the train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?"asked one of the perplexed Yankees. "Watch and learn", answered one of the Southern boys.When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into bathroom, and the three Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankees' bathroom. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket please". There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the South lost the Civil War. 
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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

HAMAS ISRAEL FAUX CEASE FIRE

THE FIGHTING CONTINUES ON THE GAZA STRIP AND APPARENTLY THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS FOR ISRAEL TO DESTROY ALL THE HAMAS MISSILES AND TUNNELS.  OF COURSE DESTROYING HAMAS, ITSELF WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION, BUT HONESTLY THAT SEEMS QUITE UNLIKELY.  CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL 
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Monday, July 28, 2014

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ANSWERING MACHINE

DON'T FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK DIRECTLY WITH THE PRESIDENT, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECT MANY WOULD LIKE TO VENT THEIR ANGER.  OBAMA IS NOT EVEN HOME TO CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS AND MANY OTHERS.  BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE  DEMOCRATIC PARTY DONORS WITH DEEP POCKETS, THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR CALL BEING ANSWERED BECAUSE THEY ARE SURE THE PRESIDENT WILL COME RUNNING FLYING TO THEM COURTESY OF TAXPAYER FUNDED AIR FORCE ONE.  
CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL 
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Sunday, July 27, 2014

RADIATION TREATMENT FOR ISLAMIC CANCER

SOME SAY THE TREATMENT CAN BE WORSE THAN THE CURE.  NOT SO SURE WHEN IT COMES TO RADICAL ISLAM.  EXTREME MEASURES FOR EXTREMIST CULTS SEEMS FITTING! 
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Saturday, July 26, 2014

DEATH OF CHRISTIANS IN IRAQ

WHILE THE WORLD TURNS A BLIND EYE THOUSANDS OF CHRISTIANS IN IRAQ ARE EITHER BEING KILLED OR DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES BY RADICAL ISLAMIST.  BUT THEN THIS IS NOTHING NEW IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD---ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR HUNDREDS OF YEAR AND PROMOTED BY THE TOLERANCE OF ISLAM THE RELIGION OF PEACE.  CARTOON BY LISA BENSON 
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Thursday, July 24, 2014

PUTIN, THE MAN OF STEEL, IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

WE ALL KNOW THAT THE HONORABLE VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL DO ANYTHING TO PREVENT THE KILLING OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND THE RAPE OF UKRAINE.  FORGET ABOUT THE LIES COMING FROM THE WORLD PRESS AND CLICK ON VPTV IN MOSCOW (VLADIMIR PUTIN TELEVISION) FOR THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH SO HELP ME LENIN.  CARTOON BY  NATE BEELER
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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

HOW CAN TERRORIST ATTACKS AGAINST ISRAEL BE SUCCESSFUL?

WHY DOES HAMAS USE THEIR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AS HUMAN SHIELDS AGAINST ISRAEL?  I WOULD SUSPECT THEY HATE LOSING THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS, BUT AS WITH ALL FANATICAL RADICALS THE END ALWAYS JUSTIFIES THE MEAN AND THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE SACFRICE IS WORTH WAS THEY SEE AS THEIR CROWNING VICTORY IN THE END---THE DESTRUCTION OF THE JEWISH STATE.  AND I WOULD BE REMISS, IF I DID NOT MENTION THE MIDDLE EAST STRUGGLE IS NOT ABOUT THAT TINY STRIP OF LAND CALLED ISRAEL, BUT RATHER THE HATE OF THE ARABS TOWARD JEWS.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

IF AMERICA WERE IN ISRAEL'S SITUATION

THE UNITED STATES IS SO FORTUNATE THAT MISSILES ARE NOT RAINING DOWN ON THEM LIKE HAMAS IS FIRING AT ISRAEL.  WE ARE FORTUNATE IN THAT, UNLIKE ISRAEL WE HAVE A PRESIDENT THAT WOULD NOT ACT, BUT RATHER STUDY THE PROBLEM AS THE MISSILES FELL.  OBAMA IS NO NETANYAHU, AND NEVER WILL BE.  AND THEN PRESIDENT OBAMA INDICATED IN HIS BOOK THAT IF THINGS EVER WENT SOUTH HE WOULD STAND WITH THE MUSLIMS.  CARTOON BY TONY BRANCO  
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Monday, July 21, 2014

BLOOD ON PUTIN'S HANDS


THE ABOVE IMAGE SAYS IT ALL. 
 CARTOON BY MICHAEL RAMIREZ 


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Sunday, July 20, 2014

U.S. VETS TAKE A BACK SEAT TO ILLEGAL ALIENS

THE UPSIDE DOWN WORLD OF PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS AMERICAN VETERANS GOING TO THE BACK OF THE MEDICAL CARE LINE WHILE ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE ADVANCED TO THE FRONT.  AND AT THE SAME TIME WHILE ACTIVE DUTY SOLDIERS IN BATTLE ZONES ARE BEING GIVEN PINK SLIPS, THE MILITARY IF FORCED TO INITIATE A PROGRAM THAT ENCOURAGES ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO JOIN THE SERVICE.  WTF IS HAPPENING?  HELL THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE AND CAN BE SAID IN ONE F*#KING WORD--OBAMA!  

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Friday, July 18, 2014

HAMAS uses children for Human Shields

WHILE ISRAEL USES  MISSILES TO PROTECT ITS PEOPLE, 
HAMAS USES  PEOPLE TO PROTECT ITS MISSILES.   
CARTOON BY MICHAEL RAMIREZ
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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

SHRINE TO COP KILLER ERECTED IN JERSEY CITY

A MAKE SHIFT SHRINE TO COP KILLER, LAWRENCE CAMPBELL WAS ERECTED AND A SHORT WHILE LATER TAKEN DOWN IN JERSEY CITY.  MELVIN SANTIAGO, A ROOKIE OFFICER WAS GUNNED DOWN BY CAMPBELL WHILE RESPONDING TO A ROBBERY.  AT ONE POINT CAMPBELL'S WIFE WAS HEARD TO SAY HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED ALL THE COPS.  UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE MINDSET IN MANY PARTS OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY.  BUT NEWS REPORTERS NEED TO BE CAREFUL IF THEY DARE MENTION SUCH A THING.  SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH.  LET'S FACE IT, IN SOME QUARTERS "A LIE" HAS A THOUSAND FRIENDS WHILE "THE TRUTH" IS AN ORPHAN. 
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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

THE SHRINKING INFLUENCE OF BARACK OBAMA

AS THE INFLUENCE OF BARACK OBAMA SHRINKS IN THIS NATION, THE INFLUENCE OF AMERICA SHRINKS AROUND THE WORLD, MAKING IT A MUCH MORE DANGEROUS PLACE.  CARTOON BY ROBERT ARIAIL 
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Monday, July 14, 2014

COOKING KIDS OBAMA STYLE

IF OBAMA WOULD JUST ASK CONGRESS TO CHANGE THE LAW SO WE COULD IMMEDIATELY SEND BACK THOSE KIDS COMING FROM COUNTRIES SOUTH OF MEXICO THAT WOULD GO A LONG WAY TOWARD SOLVING THE PROBLEM.  BUT OBAMA KNOWS THAT WOULD ANGER HIS BASE AND HAS DECIDED NOT TO TAKE THAT COURSE OF ACTION.  ALL HE WANTS TO DO KNOW IS TO THROW MORE MONEY AT THE PROBLEM WITHOUT TAKING CARE OF THE UNDERLYING CAUSE.  CARTOON BY ROBERT ARIAIL.  

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Sunday, July 13, 2014

THIS TRAIN IS BOUND FOR (GLORY) AMERICA

  

THE ONLY FRICKING PROBLEM HERE IS THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE UNWELCOME IN MY COUNTRY WHERE THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH JOBS FOR OUR OWN PEOPLE AND CERTAINLY NO MORE ROOM ON THE FREE-LOADER ROLLS THAT MY TAXES SUPPORT.  THIS IS AMERICA HOME OF THE BRAVE AND NOT THE STUPID.
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Saturday, July 12, 2014

LIBERALISM IS EVIL

IN ONE WAY A CITY FULL OF LIBERALS REMINDS ME OF AN ANT HILL WITH EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND DOING WHAT THE QUEEN SAYS.  EACH A PART OF THE GRAND COLLECTIVE---MINDLESS THINGS CONTROLLED BY THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE SITTING SOMEWHERE NEAR THE MIDDLE OF THE MOUND.  BUT THEN I SUPPOSE THERE IS ONE STRIKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ANTS AND THE LIBERALS---IN THE ANT COMMUNITY IF YOU DON'T WORK YOU ARE CAST OUT AND LEFT TO DIE, WHEREAS IN THE LIBERAL ANTHILL YOU ARE SPOON FED, BUT ONLY AS LONG AS THE OTHER WORKERS CONTINUE TO WORK EXTRA HARD SO THAT SOME OF WHAT THEY PRODUCE CAN BE TOSSED YOUR WAY.  ONE COULD ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THE ANTS ARE ONE UP ON THE LIBERALS IN THAT THEY ALLOW NO FREELOADERS.  IMAGE FROM  LIBERAL LOGIC   
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Friday, July 11, 2014

LOW INFORMATION HATERS MAKE THE BEST DEMOCRAT VOTERS

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!  
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Thursday, July 10, 2014

POOL AND FUNDRAISING TRUMPS BORDER CRISIS

NEVER IN ALL MY YEARS OF BEING A STUDENT OF HISTORY AND AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HAVE I SEEN A PRESIDENT WITH SUCH A LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE TOWARD THE MANY SCANDALS AND CRISIS FACING THIS NATION.  HONESTLY, SINCE OBAMA WAS ELECTED IN 2008 HE HAS NEVER GOT OUT OF CAMPAIGN MODE.  MAYBE THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE HE KNOWS THAT IS THE ONLY THING HE IS GOOD AT.  THE NATION NEEDS A PRESIDENT, NOT A GUY WHO IS ONLY THE ULTIMATE CAMPAIGNER AND NOTHING ELSE BUT AN EMPTY SUIT.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE    

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

BARACK OBAMA, "America tear down your Border"

NO PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS NEVER SAID, "AMERICA TEAR DOWN YOUR BORDER".  ON THE CONTRARY HE TELLS EVERYONE THAT THE BORDER IS SECURE WHILE AT THE SAME TIME VIRTUALLY THROWING THE FRICKING DOOR WIDE OPEN TO EVERY JUAN, CARLOS, AND JESUS THAT SHOWS UP THERE.  THE MAN IS EITHER THE BEST LIAR EVERY BORN OR THE MOST BUNGLING FOOL EVER TO SIT IN THE OVAL OFFICE.


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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

BARACK THE COYOTE

OBAMA MAY NOT PERSONALLY BE ESCORTING ILLEGALS ACROSS THE RIO GRANDE IN TEXAS, BUT HIS POLICIES ARE MAKING MILLIONAIRES OUT OF MEXICAN COYOTES (FOR LOW INFORMATION OBAMA VOTERS A COYOTE IS ONE WHO DEALS IN HUMAN TRAFFIC).  AND THEN THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS ARE THRILLED WITH THE OBAMA OPEN BORDER POLICY.  THEN TOO, THEIR ARE THE DRUG USERS IN THIS COUNTRY THAT SUPPORT OBAMA, BECAUSE A LARGE SUPPLY GENERALLY MEANS A LOWER PRICE ON BLOW AND MARIJUANA!  ALAS, MAYBE BARACK IS PLAYING TO HIS BASE, AND NEEDING TO KEEP THEM DUMB AND STONED TO MAINTAIN THEIR SUPPORT.  ABOVE IMAGE BY AFTERMATH  EMBED CODE
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Monday, July 7, 2014

WHAT IS IT ABOUT "NO VACANCY" THAT ILLEGAL ALIENS DON'T UNDERSTAND?

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS PUT OUT THE WELCOME MAT FOR MILLIONS TO COME TO THIS COUNTRY.  A COUNTRY THAT UNDER OBAMA CANNOT EVEN PROVIDE JOBS TO ALL ITS OWN PEOPLE, THANKS PRIMARILY TO OBAMA'S ECONOMIC POLICIES.  POLICES THAT STIFLE ECONOMIC GROWTH WITH ENOUGH RULES AND REGULATIONS TO CHOKE A FRICKING HORSE.  OBAMA CLAIMS THESE NEW INTERLOPERS ARE THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST, BUT I WONDER HOW THEY COULD SELL THEIR CHICLETS ON THE STREETS OF AMERICA WHEN THEY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.  CARTOON BY  ROBERT ARIAIL  
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Sunday, July 6, 2014

LEFTIST WAR ON BABIES

PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND OTHER SIMILAR GROUPS ARE SUFFERING ONE DEFEAT AFTER ANOTHER IN THE LONE STAR STATE OF TEXAS.  AT LEAST IN THEIR FIGHT THEY SHOULD FLY THEIR TRUE COLORS AND INSTEAD OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD CALL THEMSELVES SOMETHING LIKE "ABORTIONS UNLIMITED"!  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE 

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Friday, July 4, 2014

JULY 4 REMINDER Y'AL

FROM DEEP IN THE HEART OF DIXIE HAPPY JULY 4.  TEXANS SAY "REMEMBER THE ALAMO", LETS NEVER HAVE TO SAY "REMEMBER AMERICA"!  THAT SAID, REMEMBER THIS, THERE IS A GUY NOW SITTING IN THE OVAL OFFICE WHO WOULD LOVE TO PUT AMERICA IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR.
TO THAT I SAY NEVER! 
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Thursday, July 3, 2014

DEATH BLOW FOR RECREATIONAL SEX???

RUNNING LATE TODAY BECAUSE OF SURGERY.  HERE IS THE POST I WROTE THIS MORNING WHILE WAITING AT THE HOSPITAL FOR MY MEETING WITH THE KNIFE:   
RECREATIONAL SEX.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

SCOTUS SLAPS DOWN POTUS


THIS PAST WEEK SAW THE SUPREME COURT SLAP DOWN SOME OF OBAMA'S IMPERIAL POWERS.  POWERS HE GAVE UNTO HIMSELF WITH A MERE STROKE OF HIS PEN.  DESPITE THAT, IT SEEMS THE PRESIDENT IS DETERMINED TO FORGE AHEAD TO OBTAIN HIS RADICAL AGENDA TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE AMERICA.  OBAMA KNOWS HE HAS NOTHING TO LOSE BECAUSE HE NOT RUNNING AGAIN.  AND QUITE FRANKLY HE DOESN'T GIVING A FLYING F#%K ABOUT THOSE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE UP FOR REELECTION---HELL HE NEVER HAS.  OBAMA, AFTER ALL , IS A SELF-CENTERED ARROGANT S.O.B!  CARTOON BY TONY BRANCO

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