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Thursday, December 11, 2014

Drones Killings are Torture

FOR SEVERAL YEARS FOLLOWING THE 9/11 ATTACKS ALMOST ALL DEMOCRATS GAVE PRESIDENT BUSH A GREEN LIGHT TO USE WHATEVER METHODS NEEDED IN ORDER TO EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM CAPTURED TERRORIST.  NOW THOSE SAME DEMOCRATS ARE CALLING FOUL AND ACCUSING THE CIA AND OTHERS OF TORTURING TERRORIST.  THIS DOES MAKE ONE WONDER IF SOME YEARS IN THE FUTURE, DRONE ATTACKS WILL BE CONSIDERED TORTURE AND THOSE CARRYING THEM OUT WAR CRIMINALS. CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL
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Sunday, December 7, 2014

PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON CIRCA DEC 7, 1941

FOLLOWING THE VICIOUS ATTACK ON THE AMERICAN PACIFIC FLEET AT PEARL HARBOR BY FORCES OF THE EMPIRE OF JAPAN PRESIDENT HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON IN A RADIO ADDRESS TO THE NATION SAID, "THE ONLY THING THAT AMERICANS NEED  FEAR IN AN UNREASONABLE FEAR OF OUR ENEMIES AND WE SHOULD EMPATHIZE WITH THEM AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEIR MOTIVES".  PRESIDENT CLINTON WENT ON TO SAY THAT NEGOTIATIONS WITH JAPAN SHOULD CONTINUE SO THAT WE COULD REACH AN AMICAL SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEMS THAT DIVIDE US. 
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Saturday, December 6, 2014

Illegal Aliens and Black Looters


ILLEGAL ALIENS CAN NOW COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND EAT THEIR TACOS AND BEANS WITHOUT LIVING IN FEAR OF THE DREADED ICE (IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT) AGENTS THANKS TO THE "ALL KNOWING" PEN OF EMPEROR PRESIDENT OBAMA.  THESE POOR SOULS CAME TO THIS COUNTRY,  FOR LOVE OF MONEY FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICA.  AND NOW, ACCORDING TO WHITE HOUSE SOURCES, THE EMPEROR PRESIDENT IS PREPARING TO MAKE ANOTHER UNCONSTITUTIONAL BOLD STROKE WITH HIS INFAMOUS PEN.  SOON THESE COWARDLY PUNKS AMERICAN HEROES WILL BE ABLE TO SHED THEIR HOODIES AND TAKE THEIR PLACE ALONG SIDE OF OTHER LAW-BREAKERS HONEST PATRIOTIC AMERICANS AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THEIR FAMILIES WITH BIG SCREEN TV's FOOD FOR THE TABLE.  ALL OF THIS THANKS TO THE MIGHTY PEN OF BARACK OBAMA AND HIS DREAM OF FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING AMERICA.  FOR FAR TOO LONG, THE POOR BLACK MAN HAS BEEN KEPT IN HIS PLACE BY RACIST WHITE OLD MEN.  ACCORDING TO THIS NEW LAW EXECUTIVE ACTION ALL CRIMES COMMITTED BY THESE PUNKS UPRIGHT CITIZENS WILL BE FORGIVEN.  AFTER ALL, LIKE  OUR VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH THEY ARE ONLY TRYING TO PROVIDE FOR THEIR ABANDONED LOVING FAMILY.   
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Saturday, November 29, 2014

Sharpton calls on White NFL players to beat their Women

THE MOST REVEREND AL SHARPTON, THE RACE BAITER'S PAL, HAS CALLED ON ALL WHITE NFL PLAYERS TO BEAT THEIR WOMEN IN THE INTEREST OF RACIAL FAIRNESS.  
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Friday, November 28, 2014

If Obama had a city it would look like Ferguson

IT WOULD LOOK LIKE FERGUSON"
PRESIDENT OBAMA FEEDS ON RACIAL DIVISION, SEXUAL DIVISION, AND ALL THOSE OTHER ISSUES THAT ARE DIVISIVE.  HIS FLOWING RHETORIC CALLS FOR UNITY, BUT HIS ACTIONS ARE SOMETHING QUITE DIFFERENT.  IN ALMOST EVERY CASE WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAYS IS JUST THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE ACTUALLY DOES.  
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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Mysterious Explosion Rocks Ferguson, Missouri


THIS EVENING FERGUSON, MISSOURI WAS ROCKED BY A MYSTERIOUS EXPLOSION THAT COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT BUILDING AND ALL THOSE INSIDE.  IT IS NOT KNOWN HOW MANY WERE IN THE BUILDING AT THE TIME.  SHORTLY BEFORE AFTER THIS HORRIFIC EXPLOSION PRESIDENT OBAMA PLEDGED TO BRING ALL THE RESOURCES OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO BEAR ON THOSE RESPONSIBLE TO JUSTICE.
IN AN UNRELATED STORY SOME 8 AIRMEN HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY SHOOTING THEMSELVES IN THE BACK AT HOLLOMAN AIR FORCE BASE IN NEW MEXICO, HOME TO THE 9th ATTACK SQUADRON'S DRONE FLEET.
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Friday, November 21, 2014

My Deer Hunting Trip

SPENT 6 HOURS ON MY FAVORITE DEER STAND THE OTHER DAY AND NEVER GOT A GLIMPSE OF A BUCK.  

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Illegal Immigrants GTFO

TOMORROW PRESIDENT OBAMA SEEMS READY TO THROW OUT THE WELCOME MAT TO THOSE WHO HAVE COME TO THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY AND CONTINUED TO USE NEFARIOUS METHODS SUCH AS IDENTITY THIEF, PHONEY VISAS AND OTHER MEANS TO STAY IN THIS COUNTRY.  THOSE WHO OFTEN READ THIS BLOG ALREADY KNOW HOW A FEEL ABOUT THE LAWLESS MAN WHO SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE, BUT WHAT MANY DO NOT KNOW IS THAT IN THE PAST I HAVE BEFRIENDED ILLEGALS AND EVEN HELPED THEM OUT.  THAT WILL END TOMORROW AS THEY WILL NO LONGER NEED MY HELP.  THEY CAN ALSO BE ASSURED THAT MANY MORE AMERICANS WILL BE WATCHING EVERY MOVE THEY MAKE FROM TOMORROW ON, AND SHOULD THEY CROSS THE LINE IN ANY WAY LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN.  ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.  OBAMA'S EXECUTIVE IMMIGRATION ACTION WILL BE OVER-TURNED BY THE COURTS AND SHOULD IT PASS MUSTER THERE SURELY THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE ABLE TO LEGALLY GUT THIS UNCONSTITUTIONAL TRAVESTY.  
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Monday, November 17, 2014

Why Obama is by-passing the Constitution on Immigration

PRESIDENT OBAMA IN BY-PASSING CONGRESS AND THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE AFTER ALL CONGRESS IS NOT BOWING TO THE WILL OF A CO-EQUAL BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT AND AS FOR THAT OLD WRINKLED UP PIECE OF PARCHMENT CALLED THE CONSTITUTION IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF OLE SLAVE OWNING WHITE MEN.   
CARTOON BY  BOB GORRELL
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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Obama's Undocumented Angels

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GETTING READY TO MAKE THOSE WHO BROKE OUR LAWS LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES WITHOUT DEBATE WITH THE SIMPLE STROKE OF HIS PEN.  HE HAS ALREADY ORDERED THE RELEASE OF THOUSANDS OF UNDOCUMENTED CRIMINALS ANGELS CONVICTED BY RACIST JURIES.   IT WOULD APPEAR THAT FOR A MAN WHO HAS SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAWS OF THIS NATION HE IS AN UTTER FAILURE----THE ONLY LAWS HE ATTEMPTS TO ENFORCE ARE THOSE HE AGREES WITH AND ALL THE OTHERS HE JUST IGNORES OR CHANGES BY EXECUTIVE ORDER.
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Friday, November 14, 2014

Democrats depend on Voter Stupidity

THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT OF THE TWO POLITICAL PARTIES IN AMERICA IT FAR AND AWAY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY THAT RELIES THE MOST ON VOTER STUPIDITY.  JONATHAN GRUBER, MIT ECONOMICS PROFESSOR AND ONE OF THE CHIEF ARCHITECTS OF OBAMACARE HAS PROVEN THIS WITH HIS PROGRESSIVE ELITIST STATEMENTS.   
CARTOON BY  ERIC ALLIE  
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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Obamacare architect thinks you are Stupid

JONATHAN GRUBER IS A TYPICAL ELITIST PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL WHO THINKS THE COMMON MAN KNOWS NOTHING AND IS IN FACT STUPID.  TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM AND THEREFORE MUST BE GUIDED BY THE ALL POWERFUL STATE.  AS WITH MOST ALL LIBERALS HE BELIEVES THAT "THE ENDS JUSTIFIES THE MEANS".  IN OTHER WORDS, LYING, CHEATING, AND EVEN STEALING IS OK JUST AS LONG AS IT GETS THE DESIRED RESULTS.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

THE ONLY THING I SEE WRONG WITH THE ABOVE IMAGE IS THE AMMO BELT!  CAN YOU REALLY SEE BARRY WITH A AMMO BELT?  OBAMA IS GETTING READY TO WAIVE HIS MAGIC WAND AND LEGALIZE MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS!  FORGET CONGRESS AND THE CONSTITUTION.  HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A F**K!!!!!
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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Republcans Boot Harry Reid from his lofty Perch and gain control of the senate

ALTHOUGH THE VOTES ARE STILL BE COUNTED AND SOME ELECTIONS IN DOUBT, IT HAS BECOME CLEAR THAT THE REPUBLICANS WILL GAIN CONTROL IN THE U.S. SENATE AND BOOT HARRY REID FROM HIS LOFTY PERCH.  REIDS RESPONSE EARLIER THIS EVENING WAS SHORT AND TO THE POINT AS SEEN IN THE ABOVE IMAGE.  BUT THEN WE KNOW THAT HARRY BLAMES THE KOCH BROTHERS AND NOT THE POLICIES OF HIS LORD AND MASTER---BARACK OBAMA 

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Saturday, November 1, 2014

Help prevent Terrorism by exporting Goats to Middle East

THERE IS NOTHING EXCEPTIONAL ABOUT THE TERRORIST SHOWN ABOVE.  MANY TERRORIST CAPTURED OR KILLED ON THE BATTLEFIELD HAVE BEEN FOUND TO HAVE PROTECTIVE DEVICES GUARDING THEIR MOST CHERISHED POSSESSION.  THESE UNIQUE PENIS SAVING ITEMS RANGE FROM THE CONCRETE BLOCK SHOWN ABOVE TO HOLLOWED OUT RAM HORNS.  IT APPEARS THAT MANY OF DEVOUT MUSLIMS ARE ONLY CONCERNED WITH THE PROMISED 72 VIRGINS AND NOT THE OTHER MANY WONDERS OF PARADISE.  WELL IN SOME WAYS, IT IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND THEIR PRE-OCCUPATION WITH THE VIRGINS OF PARADISE.  AFTER ALL, ACCORDING TO RECENT REPORTS COMING FROM P.E.T.A. AND OTHER GROUPS A DEADLY VIRUS HAS ALL BUT ELIMINATED THE GOAT POPULATION OF THE MIDDLE EAST.  THIS WOULD ALSO ACCOUNT FOR THOUSANDS OF DEVOUT MUSLIMS FLOCKING TO THE BLACK FLAG OF ISIS/ISIL.  MAYBE THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT TERRORISM IS FOR THE UNITED STATES TO EXPORT THOUSANDS OF HEALTHY GOATS TO THAT REGION. 
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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Bill and Hillary Clinton Sleeping together again

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEIR DAYS AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION IN LITTLE ROCK THERE IS CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT BUBBA AND HILLARY ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER AGAIN.  JUST PROVES THERE IS HOPE FOR ALL OLD MARRIED COUPLES.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Admitting Ebola-infected, non-U.S. citizens into this country for Treatment

INFORMED SOURCES HAVE REVEALED THAT OBAMA INTENDS TO LET NON-CITIZENS INFECTED WITH EBOLA INTO THIS COUNTRY FOLLOWING THE NOV. 4, OFF YEAR ELECTIONS.  OF COURSE HE WILL HAVE MORE FLEXIBILITY THEN. 
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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Ebola Open-Door Policy

BY NOT BANNING FLIGHTS FROM WEST AFRICAN COUNTRIES, THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS VIRTUALLY ALLOWED AN OPEN-DOOR POLICY FOR EBOLA TO ENTER THE COUNTRY.  WTF IS OBAMA THINKING?  IS HE PUTTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ABOVE THE SAFETY OF AMERICANS?   
CARTOON BY  LISA BENSON  
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Liberals Embrace Ebola

NOW ANY PRIVILEGED WHITE AMERICAN CAN SACRIFICE THEMSELVES FOR THE ORIGINAL SIN OF SLAVERY BY FLYING ABOARD THE NEW "AIREBOLA" AIRLINE TO AND FROM THE DISEASE-RAVAGED THIRD WORLD NATIONS OF GUINEA, SIERRA LEONE, AND LIBERIA.  THERE YOU CAN VISIT THE  HOSPITALS, WALK THE STREETS, VISIT WITH THE NATIVES, EXCHANGE SPIT WITH THE LOCALS AND ENJOY THE LOCAL DISH OF FRIED MONKEY INTESTINES PREPARED WITH THE SOILED  BLACK HANDS OF THE OPPRESSED  GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON OF A FORMER SLAVE RELOCATED TO LIBERIA BY THE EARLY AMERICAN COLONIZATION SOCIETY ESTABLISHED IN 1821.  ONCE YOU ARE INFECTED YOU CAN RETURN HOME BRINGING BACK THE REAL FLAVOR OF AFRICA TO YOUR PRIVILEGED WHITE FAMILY AND FRIENDS.  
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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Air Force blows up ISIS truck in Iraq

JUST TODAY IN A STRIKING DISPLAY OF AMERICAN AIR POWER THE U.S. AIR FORCE BLEW UP AN ISIS TRUCK HEADED TOWARD BAGHDAD.  BUT THE QUESTION IS THIS:  WILL WE RUN OUT OF MONEY BEFORE THEY DO?  WHAT WILL BE THE COST OF VICTORY (IF IT SHOULD COME)!
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Thursday, October 9, 2014

The shocking evolution of kids to Purple Penguins


FINALLY A STORY THAT PROVES CONCLUSIVELY THAT THOSE ON THE LEFT ARE REALLY LOONY.  STRANGELY, THIS STORY COMES OUT OF NEBRASKA, A STATE NOT KNOWN FOR ITS LIBERALISM.  IT SEEMS THAT A SCHOOL DISTRICT THERE HAS INSTRUCTED ITS TEACHERS TO STOP REFERRING TO ITS STUDENTS BY USING SUCH GENDERED EXPRESSIONS AS "BOYS AND GIRLS" AND USE GENDER INCLUSIVE ONES SUCH AS "PURPLE PENGUINS"!  NO FOR REAL I'M NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP. JUST FOLLOW THIS LINK TO PURPLE PENGUINS IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT.  THIS SHOCKING STORY ALSO POSTED OVER AT STOP OBAMA SATIRE MY OTHER SITE 




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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Middle East Pressure Cooker

TERRORISM IS RUNNING RAMPANT ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST FROM SYRIA TO LIBYA.  FUELED BY THE FIRES OF JIHAD AND THOSE WHO WRAP THEMSELVES IN THE PROTECTIVE COVER OF THE KORAN.  AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS DOING LITTLE MORE THAT A LITTLE KID SQUIRTING A WATER PISTOL ON A RAGING FIRE.  CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL  
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Saturday, October 4, 2014

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama


Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and visited a fourth grade class. 

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. 

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Obama, "that would be an accident." 

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call a great loss." 

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. 

The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" 

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" 

The teacher left the room.

General Valerie Jarrett

MEET THE WOMAN PERSON BEHIND THE PRESIDENT.  THE ONE PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAPABLE OF MAKING A WRONG DECISION.  THE PERSON-IN-CHIEF WHO CONTROLS BARACK'S ALMOST EVERY MOVE.  THE NATION IS SO FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH A STEALTH LEADER.  A LEADER WHO DID NOT HESITATE TO TELL OUR BRAVE WARRIORS TO STAND DOWN WHEN THEY WANTED TO RESCUE THOSE AMERICANS TRAPPED IN BENGHAZI.  
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Friday, October 3, 2014

Men's Logic

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her to death in the morning ! 

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 23, and her name's Kathy. 

 I went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile !" and other names at me, just because my wife is 22 and I'm 52. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. 

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. 

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know ?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up !" 

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." 

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst ….. so, I had to go down to the charity shop get all of her clothes back. 

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Bangladesh …. “I said we'd love to …. but our garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Obama leading both ISIS and Ebola Virus in latest polls

AS THE PRESIDENT REVIEWS HIS LATEST POLLS NUMBER HE CAN TAKE COMFORT IN THAT HE IS LEADING BOTH ISIS AND THE EBOLA VIRUS IN THE POLLS. 
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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Ebola is just an isolated incidence of workplace Virus

AMERICANS SHOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT AN EBOLA OUTBREAK IN THIS COUNTRY.  BECAUSE JUST AS OBAMA PREVENTED THE SPREAD OF ISIS/ISIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST HE WILL STOP THE SPREAD OF EBOLA.  
CARTOON BY  HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS 
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Monday, September 29, 2014

ISIS vs. Duck Dynasty

IF ISIS/ISIL SHOULD EVER COME TO AMERICA, THEY WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO AVOID WEST MONROE, LOUISIANA THE HOME TOWN OF THE BOYS OF DUCK DYNASTY.  THEIR BEST BET WOULD BE SAN FRANCISCO, WHERE THE MEN ARE.........WELL YOU KNOW!!!!! 
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