Obama Birth Certificate A Forgery???

THE MUCH TOUTED "LONG FORM" BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS FINALLY RELEASED!!! IS IT A FAKE??? CHECK OUT THIS LINK FROM "BARKING SPIDER"!  FORGING A BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A CRIME IN ALL STATES AND ALSO IN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA!

Obama Birth

IT'S NOT WHERE YOU WERE BORN, BUT WHERE YOUR HEART IS!  A SIMPLE TRUTH FORGOTTEN BY MANY!!!! WHY IN THE HELL DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO GET THE LONG FORM??? HONESTLY, SOMETHING STINKS!!! BUT THE MSM'S WILL NEVER GET THE SMELL! BHO???BHO??? BHO??? WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS!!!!!!

The Little Shoe Box and The Fall of Barack Obama

In a small apartment house just south of the Ventura Freeway and north of Yosemite Drive near the campus of Occidental College on a street named Destiny Ln, the owner is cleaning out the attic of his small apartment house in preparation for its sale. He is planning to hold a large yard sell the next day. In a corner of the attic he finds a small shoe box filled will various old papers letters and photos. He glances at them only briefly before setting the box aside with the other items slated for the yard sell.

Early that day Mr I. Foundit, a name that will echo throughout history strolls across the lawn at the house on Destiny Ln and looks at the many items filling the lawn. Mysteriously he is drawn toward the small shoe box marked one dollar. He picks it up and looks carefully at its contents. His face turns white and his hands began to tremble as he shuffles through the items in the box. Composing himself he quickly walks over to the man in charge, pays the one dollar and returns to his car.

Returning home, I. Foundit, a staunch conservative enters his house locking the door behind him, quickly drawing the blinds and sits himself at the kitchen table as he spreads the contents of the small shoe box on the table. He realizes he has a treasure trove. This simple man suddenly is holding the fate of the nation, and most certainly the fate of the president in his hands. For in the tiny shoe box he finds not only youthful pictures of the current president, but documents relating to his admission to Occidental College. Documents in which Barry, now Barack claimed to be a non-citizen, a foreign born student seeking to enroll under that colleges special program for foreigners. He also finds a copy of a Kenyan birth certificate.

Mr I. Foundit first impulse is to pick up the phone and call the newspapers and then the TV networks then he's suddenly faced with the reality, the truth---these guys would never believe him! What to do? What to do? He paces back and forth almost becoming a nervous wreck. He decides to sleep on it--if that would be possible.

After a sleepless night Mr I.Foundit springs to his feet---he has made a decision! He oftens visits various conservative blogs so the solution is simple, he will send off copies of his great find to some of the best conservative blogs in the blogosphere. He carefully makes out his list then begins contacting and emailing the documents around the net.

Day Four: The Internet explodes. Blogs coast to coast have picked up the story, first a dozen or so and then hundreds and by days end thousands of blogs are posting the story. But none mention Mr I.Foundit--this was his wish.

Day Five: The blogosphere is ablaze with these new revelations, but strangely the MSM and even FOX News remain silent afraid to be associated with the "Birthers". The roar on the Internet continues for day after day and grows even more intense.

Day Ten:  Finally on day-10, FOX News airs the story for the first time, after confirming the validity of the documents. The nation is stunned! The White House is silent.

Day Eleven: FOX News interrupts with a breaking story: sources inside the Selective Service System have provided FOX with a letter dated June 2 1980, stating that he, Barack Hussein Obama, was not a citizen and therefore not required to register with them. This was in reply to an earlier letter sent to him by the SSS.

Day Twelve:  Finally the MSM are forced to carry the story. Eyes across the nation are now looking to the White House, where all daily briefings have been cancelled---the voice of the President, Jay Carney is silent!

Day Thirteen:  Rumors are flying that President Obama has resigned and that Vice President Joseph Biden has already been sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. Observers near the White House report seeing Marine One leave and head in the direction of Andrews Air Force Base.

Day Fourteen:  Somewhere at his undisclosed location, believed to be on a small Caribbean Island Mr I. Foundit, "pops a top" on a cold one as he looks at the small Shoe Box.

Day Fifthteen:  Donald Trump announces he is running for president!
This is of course, a work of fiction, but perhaps exposing truths hidden just below the surface.

Budget Time and The Kenyan Dung Beetle

SCARABAEIDIA AKA "KENYAN DUNG BEETLE"

Tucked deep inside the latest massive appropriations bill and almost hidden among the thousands of pork barrel request is an obscure item which few have noticed. This item is simply labeled "Importation of Scarabaeidia". Few if any members of Congress read these bills, as they delegate these unimportant matters to staffers. It seems that representative I. C. Feces, a junior republican congressman from the sovereign state of Alabama managed to slip this small request into this enormous trillion dollar bill. The cost of this pork barrel project is a measly $3,000,000 dollars, a mere drop in the bucket by congressional standards. This request calls for the importation of some three million Scarabaeidia, which comes to a cost of a dollar each, seemingly a bargain. When asked my a curious reporter why these Scarabaeidia were being imported Rep. I.C. Feces replied that he intended to take the little creatures to Washington and turn them loose near the Capital and White House as the amount of crap coming out of both was endangering the health of the nation. The representative further indicated that at first he thought not to release the Scarabaeidia near the Oval Office for fear the sometime vicious creatures would attack the small brown balls in that immediate area, but that upon further consideration he concluded the the threat was minimal due to the small size of these brown balls, hell they were nearly invisible and the Scarabaeidia had no chance of finding them. Shocked the reporter asked what the Scarabaeidia could do about all that crap, Rep. I.C. Feces laughed and replied, "the Scarabaeidia, aka Kenyan Dung Beetle is the best shit-eater in the world having developed a voracious appetite for all the crap in its native Kenya"!

Couldn't resist reposting as its budget time again!

NUMB NUTS

There's an old saying that seems to apply: Creative minds are rarely tidy. I've used that often to explain my desk/workspace.

A picture is worth ten thousand words...........

A person's mind and his desk...........



WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY

 



ALBERT EINSTEIN

 



NUMB NUTS

  SOURCE:  MELANIE,  BEST VET IN FRANKLIN COUNTY MISSISSIPPI---PERHAPS IN THE WHOLE STATE!!!!!

The Burning Koran

THE BURNING KORAN HAS IGNITED A FIRE IN THE MIDDLE EAST AS MANY SUFFER THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT OF DEATH; NOT FROM THE BURNING OF A BOOK BY CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST IN THE SOUTH, BUT FROM THE BOWELS OF THE ISLAMIC RELIGION.  PLACE THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS, NOT ON EXTREME CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM BUT RATHER ON THE ON THE RELIGION THAT CALLS FOR "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS". DON'T BE BLINDED BY THE SMOKE OF "THE BURNING KORAN"!