Defining "Oxymoron"

MY WIFE ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A "LITTLE PREGNANT" AND WANTED TO GET AN "EXACT ESTIMATE" ON CONVERTING THE SPARE BEDROOM INTO A NURSERY SO WE COULD STILL BE "ALONE TOGETHER" IN OUR BEDROOM AND WHILE I LISTENED IN "DEAFENING SILENCE" I REALIZED THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS "FREE LOVE".  ALL OF THE PHRASES ENCLOSED IN QUOTES ARE OXYMORON'S AND COMMONLY USED, BUT THE BEST EXAMPLE OF AN OXYMORON CAN BE FOUND BELOW.

Is it time to think about Banning Sex?

BANNING SEX WOULD SAVE LIVES IN THE SHORT RUN.  IT WOULD PREVENT SOME 200,000 SEXUAL ASSAULTS A YEAR.  SURE SHOOTING YOUR GUN IS FUN, BUT ALSO MANY ENJOY SHOOTING THEIR RIFLES.  WE SHOULD HOWEVER, THINK OF THE BIGGER PICTURE AND PUBLIC SAFETY.  THERE IS A SECOND OPTION HOWEVER, WE COULD TAKE AWAY THE GUNS AND AMMO OF THOSE SEXUAL OFFENDERS, A PROCESS KNOWN AS CASTRATION AND EMASCULATION AND AT THE SAME TIME TAKE AWAY FIREARMS OF THOSE BREAKING THE LAW---OOPS WE ALREADY DO THE SECOND.

Camping in the Rockies

THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU MUST HAVE FOR A SUCCESSFUL CAMPING TRIP.  ADEQUATE FOOD, CLOTHING, MAPS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A TENT WITH A REAR EXIT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT A GUN OWNER.

Why my last Fishing Trip got cut short!

MY LAST FISHING TRIP IN THE GULF GOT CUT SHORT DUE TO SEVERAL UNEXPECTED VISITORS.  FORTUNATELY THEY WERE MAKE IN CHINA AND FAILED TO FUNCTION PROPERLY.  SOMETIME YOU CAN PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON OUTSOURCING.

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David Gregory, Liberal Hypocrite: Send his Kids to high Security School while Mocking armed guard school security for the rest of us.

WHILE NBC'S DAVID GREGORY, SENDS HIS KIDS TO A HIGH SECURITY SCHOOL WITH 11 ARMED GUARDS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME HE POO-POOS THE IDEAS OF THOSE PROPOSING MORE SCHOOL SECURITY.  HEY DAVID, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!  CLICK ON THE "READ MORE" LINK BELOW TO SEE THE FULL EXTENT OF GREGORY'S HYPOCRISY.

Merry Christmas: Remember of Troops

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR TROOPS THOSE SERVING ON THE FRONT LINES AND THOSE SERVING AT HOME.  AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY BLOGGING FRIENDS AND THANKS FOR YOUR EFFORTS TO KEEP THIS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

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Motivational Poster: Life is Ironic

WHY IS LIFE IRONIC?  EVER STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT?  CLICK ON READ MORE BELOW TO SEE JUST WHY LIFE IS SO IRONIC!

The Shocking Truth behind Unsolved Redneck Murders

AN ALARMINGLY LARGE NUMBER OF REDNECK MURDERS GO UNSOLVED.  READ MORE BELOW AND FIND OUT WHY SO MANY REDNECK MURDERS REMAIN A MYSTERY.

Where the Mayans Failed, will Obama Succeed?

H/T TO THE LOOKING SPOON

WOKE US THIS MORNING AND LOOKED AROUND AND SHOCKINGLY THE WORLD WAS STILL HERE, BUT THEM MY INITIAL JOY WAS TEMPERED KNOWING THAT WHAT THE MAYANS FAILED TO ACCOMPLISH OBAMA MOST CERTAINLY WOULD.  DEPRESSED,  I ROLLED OVER, PULLED THE COVERS OVER MY HEAD AND DREAMED OF A GREAT WHITE FEEDING OFF SOME DISTANT HAWAIIAN BEACH WITH A TASTE FOR MIDDLE AGED DARK MEAT.
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Jon Hammar, Former Marine, Released from Mexican Prison

JON HAMMAR, A FORMER MARINE, HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM A MEXICAN PRISONS WHERE HE HAD BEEN HELD CHAINED TO HIS BED FOR CARRYING HIS GRANDFATHER'S ANTIQUE SHOTGUN INTO MEXICO IN AUGUST OF THIS YEAR.  THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE SECRETARY OF STATE NEVER SPOKE UP FOR HIS RELEASE.  FINALLY, IN RECENT WEEKS, FOX NEWS TOOK UP THE ISSUE AND JUST THIS MORNING THE FORMER MARINE WAS RELEASED.  THANK YOU BARACK OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON, THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.  LET'S ALL GIVE JON, A GREAT WELCOME BACK HOME.

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Support Stronger Guns Laws and Provide Criminals with a Safer Workplace Environment.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PEOPLE GET SHOT, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE CLEAR THAT THOSE WITH THAT TWISTED PROGRESSIVE MINDSET ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT CRIMINALS GETTING SHOT THAT THE INNOCENT.  THINK THAT SOUNDS CRAZY.  BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN A COP IS SHOT THE LEFT REMAINS SILENT, BUT JUST LET A COP SHOOT SOMEONE BREAKING THE LAW ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON THE LEFT.  AND AT THE SAME TIME ITS ALWAYS, ALWAYS THOSE ON THE PROGRESSIVE SIDE OF THE AISLE THAT PUSH FOR SHORTER PRISON TERMS FOR THOSE BREAKING THE LAW.  IT SEEMS THAT THE LEFT IS ALWAYS SUPPORTING PRISONER RIGHTS WHILE CALLING FOR STRICKER GUN CONTROL RIGHTS ON LAW ABIDING CITIZENS.  NOW WE HEAR THE CALLS AGAIN  FOR MORE GUN CONTROL.  MORE GUN CONTROL WOULD MOST CERTAINLY PROVIDE A SAFER WORK ENVIRONMENT FOR CRIMINALS.  THATS NOT SURPRISING WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK THAT FOLKS ON THE LEFT ARE ALWAYS MORE CONCERNED WITH CRIMINAL RIGHTS THAN WITH HONEST CITIZENS RIGHTS.  THIS IS WHERE WE ARE TODAY.

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Say no to "Gun Free Zones" and Yes to Armed Teachers

IN TODAY'S WORLD WITH ALL THE INSANE NUTS WALKING AROUND WHICH OF THESE TWO SIGNS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE ONES SCHOOL.  IF LIBERALS WOULD NOT OBJECT TO HAVING A POLICE OFFICER STATIONED AT EVERY SCHOOL IN THE NATION.  BUT AS WE ALL KNOW THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN DO THAT.  WE CAN HOWEVER TRAIN SOME TEACHERS IN THE USE OF FIREARMS---AND MANY ARE WILLING.  THE TEACHER'S UNION, HOWEVER WOULD BLOW A GASKET.  THOSE UNIONS HOWEVER, NO NOT HAVE THE INTEREST OF THE KIDS FIRST AS HAS BEEN PROVEN IN THE PAST.  IN THE STATE OF ISRAEL THE TEACHERS ARE ARMED AND READY FOR ATTACKS THAT COULD COME FROM THOSE WANTING TO KILL AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.  SADLY, GUN FREE ZONES, ALTHOUGH ESTABLISHED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS ARE NOTHING BUT A WELCOME MAT TO THOSE WHO ARE SEEKING TO KILL AS MANY AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING SHOT AT BY AN HONEST LAW ABIDING CITIZEN OR TEACHER.  THE SAME PEOPLE WHO HAVE SET UP THE GUN FREE ZONES WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO EXTEND THEIR FAILED POLICES TO OUR HOMES BY CURVING THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR FIREARMS.  AN ACT THAT WOULD CAUSE THE DEATHS OF THOUSANDS EACH YEAR AT THE HANDS OF CRIMINALS PREYING ON AN UNARMED PUBLIC AT WILL.

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Gun Free Zones are an Inviting Targets for Mass Murderers

ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT MOST MASS MURDERS OCCUR IN "GUN FREE" ZONES SUCH AS SCHOOL, MALLS, POST OFFICES, ETC.  REALLY, THERE IS NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT IT.  THOSE WISHING TO DO HARM IN THOSE PLACES KNOW THEY WILL MEET WITH LITTLE OR NO RESISTANCE.  ARM THE TEACHERS AND HELP TO PREVENT THIS MADNESS.  CRIMINALS HATE GUNS IN THE HANDS OF LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS.

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Ten Things to Tell the Obama Voter who just lost His Job!

MOST AMERICANS ARE NOT TOO CONCERNED ABOUT GOING OVER THE FISCAL CLIFF UNLESS IT'S THEIR OWN PERSONAL FISCAL CLIFF THAT OCCURS WHEN THEY LOSE THEIR JOB.  THERE ARE MANY THING THE OBAMA CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT, BUT WHEN THEY LOSE THEIR JOB ALL THOSE MEAN NOTHING.

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Republican Effort to Retake California Underway!

H/T TO  AFTERMATH

OVER THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN FLEEING THE GOLDEN STATE TO AVOID THE INCREASING TAX BURDENS, BUT NOW THERE IS A RAY OF HOPE FOR THOSE THAT REMAIN.  RECENT EVENTS IN WASHINGTON STATE ARE CAUSING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LEFT LEANING RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE TO MOVE NORTH IN SEARCH OF LEGAL POT.  THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS WATCHING THIS EXODUS WITH INCREASING CONCERN FEARING THAT CALIFORNIA MY SLIP FROM THE DEMOCRATIC COLUMN IN FUTURE ELECTIONS.

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Obama is the Sheriff of Nottingham not Robin Hood

ROBIN HOOD DID NOT STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR, HE ONLY TOOK BACK WHAT THE  CORRUPT GOVERNMENT HAD STOLEN AND GAVE IT BACK TO THOSE THAT OWNED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  OBAMA IS NO ROBIN HOOD HE IS THAT EVIL SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM. 

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The United Nations is Nothing but a Welfare Case!

CARTOON BY  GLENN FODEN

TOWARD THE END OF WWII THE UNITED NATIONS WAS ESTABLISHED AS A FORCE TO SECURE AND MAINTAIN WORLD PEACE.  ON THAT ISSUE IT HAS BEEN A UTTER FAILURE.  TODAY'S UNITED NATIONS IS CONTROLLED BY THOSE STATES WHO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN MONEY AND OTHER FORMS OF AID FROM THE WEALTHY NATIONS---MAINLY THOSE IN THE WEST ESPECIALLY THE UNITED STATES.  THESE SO-CALLED THIRD WORLD STATES VIEW THEMSELVES AS VICTIMS OF COLONIALISM AND WESTERN GREED AND THEREFORE ENTITLED TO MONEY FROM THE WESTERN POWERS.  BUT A SAD TRUTH IS THAT MOST OF THE MONEY THAT FLOWS FROM THE WEST TO THESE "WELFARE" STATES GOES NOT TO THE POOR PEOPLE OF THOSE NATIONS, BUT RATHER TO LINE THE POCKETS OF THEIR DESPOTIC RULERS.  THEY PEOPLE MUST LEARN TO HELP THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEIR CORRUPT RULERS WILL NOT AND WE IN THE WEST CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TOO.

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Debt of Infamy: Sinking the U.S. Naval Fleet

CARTOON BY  MICHAEL RAMIREZ

NO THIS IS NOT PEARL HARBOR AND THIS ISN'T 1941, THIS IS THE PRESENT AND ITS NOT A JAPANESE ATTACK ON OUR PACIFIC FLEET.  MANY SHIPS WERE LOST AT PEARL, BUT THE NUMBER OF SHIPS THAT WILL BE LOST IN THIS ATTACK ON AMERICAN NAVAL POWER WILL DWARF THE INFAMOUS ATTACK BY THE JAPANESE EMPIRE.  OUR NAVY, OUR ENTIRE ARMED FORCES WILL BE CUT TO DANGEROUS LEVELS IF PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS RECKLESS PROGRESSIVES HAVE THEIR WAY.  THE PLANES BOMBING THIS FLEET BEAR THIS MARK:

IT DOES LOOK A LITTLE LIKE
THE JAPANESE MEATBALL

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Beautiful girl with Guns

TWO DANGEROUS THINGS IN THIS IMAGE THE GIRL AND THE GUNS.  JUST DON'T GET HER MAD!

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Freckles and Faces: Rule 5

SHE HAS FRECKLES ON HER BUTT,

I LOVE HER JUST THE SAME!

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Congressional Lunacy Confirmed: U.S. House Votes to Ban word "Lunatic"!

IN A GRAND ACT OF BIPARTISANSHIP THE U.S. HOUSE HAS JUST VOTED 398-1 TO BAN THE WORD "LUNATIC"  FROM FEDERAL LAW. THEREBY CONFIRMING THAT OVER 99% OF ITS MEMBERS ARE INDEED "LUNATICS".  THE ONE VOTE AGAINST THIS LUNACY WAS CAST BY REP. LOUIE GOHMENT (R-TX), THEREBY PROVING HIMSELF TO BE THE ONLY SANE MAN IN THE HOUSE.

LOUIE GOHMENT

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MORSI and OBAMA: Masters of "Bait and Switch"!

THESE TWO PRESIDENTS HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON BESIDE THEIR MUSLIM ROOTS, THEY ARE BOTH MASTERS OF THE OLDEST SCAM KNOW TO MAN THE DECEITFUL ART OF "BAIT AND SWITCH"!  THEY BOTH CAN LOOK YOU SQUARE IN THE EYE WHILE EVERY WORD COMING FROM THEIR MOUTH IS A LIE.  THEY HAVE FOOLS MILLIONS WHO ONLY LOOKED TO THEM FOR A BETTER LIFE.  MILLIONS WHO PUT THEIR HOPE IN THEM FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE.  WHEN ALL THE TIME THEY ONLY WANTED ONE THING----POWER.  POWER TO ENACT THEIR TWISTED DREAMS OF THAT PERFECT SOCIETY.  A SOCIETY WERE ALL ARE EQUAL, ALL EXCEPT THOSE AT THE TOP.  THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TEEMING MASSES.  THE MASSES THAT BROUGHT INTO THEIR GREAT BAIT AND SWITCH SCAM.

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Judge in Fort Hood Shooter Trial Removed after ruling Nidal Hasan must Shave Beard.

NIDAL HASAN BEFORE FORT HOOD MURDERS

NIDAL HASAN AFTER FORT HOOD MURDERS

THE MILITARY JUDGE IN THE FORT HOOD SHOOTER TRIAL HAS BEEN REMOVED LARGELY BECAUSE OF HIS RECENT RULING THAT MAJ. NIDAL HASAN HAS TO SHAVE HIS BEARD.  THIS TRIAL IS FAST BECOMING A JOKE!  BUT NOT A JOKE TO THE FAMILIES OF THE 13 VICTIMS.  FIRST THIS CASE IS NOT BEING TREATED AS A TERRORIST ATTACK, BUT AS A WORK PLACE VIOLENCE ATTACK.  THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WANTED IT THAT WAY.  AND NOW AFTER SOME 3 YEARS THE TRIAL IS ON HOLD WAITING FOR A NEW JUDGE TO BE NAMED.  MY GOD AMERICA, WAKE UP AND SEE THE REALITY OF WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.  THIS HAS BEEN MORE OF A VICTORY FOR SHARIA LAW THAN FOR AMERICAN JUSTICE.  READ MORE ON THIS STORY HERE .

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Drone Hunting Season is Officially Open in the Fly Over States

MANY AMERICANS, ESPECIALLY THOSE IN THE RURAL AREAS DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE.  CITY FOLKS ARE USE TO SUCH INTRUSIONS INTO THEIR DAILY BUSINESS.  BUT IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLE VALUE THEIR PRIVACY AND INDEPENDENCE.  SO IS IT LITTLE WONDER THAT MANY OF THE FLY OVER STATES HAVE DECLARED "OPEN SEASON" ON LOW-FLYING DRONES aka "GOVERNMENT SNOOPERS"! 

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FORWARD to 1984

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