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Friday, May 2, 2014

THE REAL BENGHAZI COVERUP

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN FROM HISTORY. OFTEN THE COVERUP IS FAR WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL EVENT. WITH THE WATERGATE SCANDAL THE PRESS WAS OUT TO GET NIXON AND ALTHOUGH IT TOOK A WHILE FOR THE FULL MAGNITUDE TO COME OUT EVENTUALLY IT DID. HAD NIXON AND THOSE AROUND HIM HAD NOT TRIED TO COVERUP THE EVENTS HE JUST MAY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO WEATHER THE STORM AND SERVE OUT HIM TERM. SEEMS THAT THE PRESS AS WELL AS THIS ADMINISTRATION HAVE LEARNED NOTHING FROM HISTORY BECAUSE THE BENGHAZI SCANDAL WILL NOT GO AWAY AND IS IN FACT HEATING UP. THE PRESS MAY HAVE BROUGHT OBAMA SOME TIME BY NOT COVERING THE STORY AS THEY SHOULD HAVE, BUT IN DOING SO HAVE IN ALL LIKELIHOOD MADE THE FINAL OUTCOME WORSE FOR OBAMA AND THOSE COMPLICIT IN WHAT IS PROVING TO BE A MASSIVE COVERUP. CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY.

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SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN FROM HISTORY.  OFTEN THE COVERUP IS FAR WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL EVENT.  WITH THE WATERGATE SCANDAL THE PRESS WAS OUT TO GET NIXON AND ALTHOUGH IT TOOK A WHILE FOR THE FULL MAGNITUDE TO COME OUT EVENTUALLY IT DID.  HAD NIXON AND THOSE AROUND HIM HAD NOT TRIED TO COVERUP THE EVENTS HE JUST MAY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO WEATHER THE STORM AND SERVE OUT HIM TERM.  SEEMS THAT THE PRESS AS WELL AS THIS ADMINISTRATION HAVE LEARNED NOTHING FROM HISTORY BECAUSE THE BENGHAZI SCANDAL WILL NOT GO AWAY AND IS IN FACT HEATING UP.  THE PRESS MAY HAVE BROUGHT OBAMA SOME TIME BY NOT COVERING THE STORY AS THEY SHOULD HAVE, BUT IN DOING SO HAVE IN ALL LIKELIHOOD MADE THE FINAL OUTCOME WORSE FOR OBAMA AND THOSE COMPLICIT IN WHAT IS PROVING TO BE A MASSIVE COVERUP.   CARTOON BY  <a href="http://townhall.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">GLENN McCOY</a>.</div>

Thursday, May 1, 2014

COWBOY AND BEER

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,

"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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<b><span style="font-size: small;">The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;">The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;">"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."</span></b>
 
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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

REDUCE YOUR RACIAL FOOTPRINT BY BUYING OFFSETS FROM NAACP

RACIST OF AMERICA, THERE IS GOOD NEWS TODAY. THE NAACP HAS ANNOUNCED THAT YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN YOUR RACIST COMMENTS SUCH AS THE DESPEAKABLE "N" WORD, PORCH MONKEY, SPEAR CHUCKER, COLORED, AND NEGRO AND A LONG LIST OF OTHER DEGRADING WORDS AND PHRASES IF AND ONLY IF YOU PURCHASE RACIAL OFFSETS AT THE LOCAL BRANCH OF THE NAACP. AFTER ALL FELLOW RACIST "GREEN" IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLOR OF ALL----IT TRUMPS ALL OTHERS. IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

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RACIST OF AMERICA, THERE IS GOOD NEWS TODAY. THE NAACP HAS ANNOUNCED THAT YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN YOUR RACIST COMMENTS SUCH AS THE DESPEAKABLE "N" WORD, PORCH MONKEY, SPEAR CHUCKER, COLORED, AND NEGRO AND A LONG LIST OF OTHER DEGRADING WORDS AND PHRASES IF AND ONLY IF YOU PURCHASE RACIAL OFFSETS AT THE LOCAL BRANCH OF THE NAACP.  AFTER ALL FELLOW RACIST "GREEN" IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLOR OF ALL----IT TRUMPS ALL OTHERS.  IMAGE FROM <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">THE PEOPLES CUBE</a></div>

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

REDNECK AND GATOR

A very rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars'. 'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then? 'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options'? Again Leroy said 'no'. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want? Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool'!

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A very rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. </div>
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 At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
     
    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.
     
    Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. </div>
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Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars'.
     
    'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options'?

Again Leroy said 'no'.
     
    Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool'!

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Monday, April 28, 2014

Racist Vacitan just a front group for Koch Brothers

ONCE AGAIN AN ORGANIZATION THAT'S RUN BY OLD WHITE MEN HAS PROVED IT'S RACISM BY CANONIZING TWO DEAD WHITE MEN WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF OUR DEAR LEADER, BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA. HOW LONG MUST WE ALLOW SUCH RACIST GROUPS TO CONTROL THE DESTINY OF MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD. WHEN EVERYONE KNOW IF YOU'RE WHITE, MALE AND OLD YOU ARE ALMOST CERTAIN TO BE A RACIST BY TODAY'S STANDARDS. FROM THE CHURCH TO THE KOCH BROTHERS TO THE OLD GREY LEADERS OF THE REACTIONARY REPUBLICAN PARTY LATENT RACIST MUST BE PURGED FROM POSITIONS OF POWER. IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

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ONCE AGAIN AN ORGANIZATION THAT'S RUN BY OLD WHITE MEN HAS PROVED IT'S RACISM BY CANONIZING TWO DEAD WHITE MEN WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF OUR DEAR LEADER, BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA. HOW LONG MUST WE ALLOW SUCH RACIST GROUPS TO CONTROL THE DESTINY OF MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD.  WHEN EVERYONE KNOW IF YOU'RE WHITE, MALE AND OLD YOU ARE ALMOST CERTAIN TO BE A RACIST BY TODAY'S STANDARDS.  FROM THE CHURCH TO THE KOCH BROTHERS TO THE OLD GREY LEADERS OF THE REACTIONARY REPUBLICAN PARTY LATENT RACIST MUST BE PURGED FROM POSITIONS OF POWER.  IMAGE FROM <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">THE PEOPLES CUBE</a></div>