A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot". The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot". The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
Then, little Johnny says "I have a question for you - there are three women
sitting on a bench having ice-cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the ice-cream. The second is gobbling down from the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream.
Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone".
To which little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring, but I like your thinking."
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
BE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR BAD DAYS, FOR WITHOUT THEM THERE IS NO REAL APPRECIATION OF THE GOOD ONES. AND GOODBYE'S COME FAR TOO SOON.
WAS THINKING OF MY WIFE WHEN I WROTE THESE FEW LINES.
3 comments:
Life as well as ice cream cones can end far too quickly.
Love the little Johnny one. He's usually right.
I appreciate everyday. Good ones and bad ones and yes life is way too short.
Loved the video.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
I had that teacher as a nun in 3rd grade.
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