Taco Smugglers flee Southern Border as Trump prepares to Deploy "Super Eagle"!

Reports coming in from Brownsville, TX on the Gulf of Mexico to Tijuana, Mexico (home of the infamous "girl and donkey show" and watered down tequila shots), reveal that tens of thousands of Taco Smugglers are fleeing south for the perceived safety of the Sierra Madre Mountains.  Apparently the word has leaked, that following his inauguration as President of the United States, Donald Trump plans to immediately deploy a new and terrifying WMD specifically designed to not only interdict, but totally neutralize (on a permanent basis) any and all Taco Smugglers found near the site, of the soon to be built Great Wall of Trump.  When asked about this ominous development, sources inside the Trump administration, did not deny the existence of the secret WMD.  But were adamant in their declaration, "that although some domestic Tacos would be tolerated, in the future all imported Tacos would be banned".    

On a somewhat related note, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto, speaking from the Palacio Nacional (National Palace) in Mexico City said he is ordering the deployment of a squadron of "Jalapeno F-01's", his nation's newest air force planes to the southern border to insure there are no violations of Mexican air space by Yankee imperialist from the north.  Rumors, that have yet to be confirmed, are reporting that President Trump could not restrain his laughter when confronted with this Lilliputian-like move by the Mexican president.