Obama Now Sees the Real World

Obama in the Real World
Finding it difficult to deal in
Hypotheticals

Obama Punted the Nuclear Football!

Has Obama Fumbled the Ball
Has Obama prohibited the military from keeping him in close proximity to the nations launch codes for our nuclear forces. This was a tradition begun after the Cuban missle crisis and supposely continued until this day. The White House will not comment on these reports. This is a disturbing report. Our enemies are watching.

White House Leaks Story of Obama's Kenyan Birth

Unidentified sources inside the White House are quietly revealing, what has just been a rumor up until this time, that Obama may have indeed been born in Kenya. It is believed that these revelations are coming now, as a result of the ongoing effort by some groups to get the original copy of his birth certificate made public. At this moment the complete details are sketchy, but some details are emerging. It now appears that Ann Dunham (Mrs Barack Hussein Obama, Sr) had returned to Kenya with her husband of only 6 month in mid-July of 1961 to meet members of his Kenyan family. It is thought that while on this visit Ann Dunham learned of Obama seniors earlier marriage to a woman named Kezia in 1954 and that the two were the parents of four children. According to White House sources Ann, distraught and shaken leaves the senior Obama and goes to the nearby capital city of Nairobi and fearing for her life at that time seeks refuse at the American Embassy there. At first the embassy officials were somewhat reluctant to admit the young wife, but upon hearing her story of the death threats leveled at her by the family of Kezia, Barack seniors true wife they decide to give the young obviously pregnant girl asylum in the embassy. According to recently released embassy records the embassy was over-flowing with American nationals at that particular time due to a sharp spike in black nationalist activities directed at whites in the country. Because of over-crowding in the embassy proper, Ann was given shelter in a small shed in the rear of the embassy, a shed formerly reserved for livestock. The livestock had been removed several months before. It was in this former stable, that Ann unexpectedly gives birth to Barack Hussein Obama II, the current President of the United States. The anonymous sources at the White House are quick to point out two things: first, President Obama was born on American soil (U.S. Embassy grounds are considered under international agreements to be part of the United States); second, the ONE was born in a stable (the source was quick to emphasize this fact) for what reason we are not sure! Finally the issue is settled, Obama was born on American soil with his humble beginnings in a stable---the message here well I'll leave that to you!

by Ron Russell

The Obamites are Coming for You

If you believe in Individualism the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Public Prayer the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in A Strong Military the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Capitalism the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Freedom of the Press the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Support for Israel the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Fair Elections the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Rights of the Unborn the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Right to Succeed the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Home Schooling the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Second Amendment the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Tenth Amendment the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in The Constitution as Written the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Buying the Car You Like the Obamites are coming for you!
If you believe in Traditional Marriage the Obamites are coming for you!
Finally, if you believe In America the Obamites are coming for you!
by Ron Russell

Uncle Sam Wants You!

"Uncle Sam Wants You". Uncle Sam needs you! Have you gotten the message! Are you ready to serve the new order! Are you ready to crush those forces that have corrupted our nation for hundreds of years! Are you ready to crush racism! Are you ready for real change! Are you ready to stop greed and corruption! Are you ready to stand up for your community! Are you ready to stifle unbridled individualism! Are you ready for a better life! Are you ready for free medical care! Are you ready to kick religion from the public square! Are you ready to stop parents from indoctrinating their children with unregulated home schooling! Are you ready for America to be put on the right path! Are you ready to reign-in the a military that threatens world peace! Are you ready to stand up to Israel and give the Arabs a fair shake! Are you ready to silence reactionary voices that stand in the way of better life for all! Are you ready to take the fight to the enemies of change! Now is the time, this is the moment for change. Change that will free us from the repressive chains of racism and capitalistic greed.

These are the chants of the new Progressive left in this county. The battle cry of the new administration. A call to arms. A call for change, radical change. These are demanding voices, voices that won't be easily silenced. Voices that are loud and threatening. These are the voices of "Change you can Count On". The new Uncle Sam does want you, but this time not to stand shoulder to shoulder with him against some forign enemy. This time Uncle Sam wants you, Under His Thumb!