The Palin Effect

IT HAS BEEN RECENTLY DETERMINED THAT THE DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF BLACK BIRDS IN THE STATE OF ARKANSAS WAS CAUSED BY SARAH PALIN.  A PREDOMINATE SAN FRANCISCO ANALYSTS HAS SHOWN A DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN PALIN'S RECENT MOOSE HUNT IN ALASKA AND THE DEATH OF BLACK BIRDS IN A REMOTE SECTION OF ARKANSAS. IT SEEMS THAT THE MOOSE SARAH SHOT WAS ON HIS WAY TO HIS FAVORITE WATER HOLE, BUT ALAS NEVER MADE IT.  AS A RESULT A FLOCK OF SOUTH BOUND BIRDS WERE ABLE TO LAND THERE AND REFRESH THEMSELVES BEFORE CONTINUING ON THEIR FLIGHT SOUTH.  THIS DELAY WOULD IN THE END CAUSE THE FLOCK TO MEET AN UNSEEMLY END IN THE SKY'S OVER ARKANSAS.  IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE GREAT LEADER OF THE DOOMED FLIGHT ONLY HAD A LIMITED TIME LEFT IN HIS SHORT LIFE AND INSTEAD OF MEETING HIS MAKER ON THE GROUND IN THE RICE FIELDS OF ARKANSAS HE DIED A NATURAL DEATH IN THE SKY THEREBY LEADING HIS MANY FOLLOWERS ON A DEATH DIVE AS THEY BLINDLY FOLLOWED HIS FALLING BODY FROM FROM THE TWILIGHT SKY OVER ARKANSAS.

YES, SARAH, ITS YOUR FAULT!  BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SARAH WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THIS PARTICULAR MOOSE IN HER SIGHTS HAD SHE NOT BEEN DELAYED BY HAVING TO PUT THE FINAL TOUCHES ON A SPEECH SHE WOULD GIVE THE FOLLOWING DAY ON PARTS OF THE OBAMA AGENDA.  WAIT---DOES THAT MAKE IT OBAMA'S FAULT!!!  UPSURD, YES! BUT THATS WHERE WE ARE TODAY FOLLOWING THE SHOOTINGS IN ARIZONA!  SO I SUPPOSE I COULD JUST AS EASILY CALL THIS PIECE "THE OBAMA EFFECT"!

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Arizona Shootings

AS ONE WOULD EXPECT THE SHOOTINGS IN ARIZONA ARE BEING USED BY THOSE ON THE LEFT IN AN ATTEMPT TO SUPPRESS POLITICAL DISSENT COMING FROM THE RIGHT.  THIS IS NO SURPRISE TO THOSE WHO KNOW THE HISTORY OF SUCH EVENTS.  I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE JFK ASSASSINATION AND THE EARLY CHARGES BY THE THEN THREE MAJOR NETWORKS THAT THE ASSASSINATION WAS THE WORK OF RIGHT WING EXTREMIST, OF COURSE THAT CHARGE DIED WHEN LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS IDENTIFIED AS A HARD CORE COMMUNIST,WHO HAD LIVED IN THE USSR AND HAD CURRENT AFFILIATIONS WITH PRO-CASTRO ELEMENTS IN THIS COUNTRY.  I FEAR THE FULL TRUTH ABOUT THE ARIZONA SHOOTING WILL NEVER COME TO LIGHT NOW THAT THE FBI WHICH IS UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF ERIC HOLDER AND THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAS TAKEN CUSTODY OF THE SUSPECT AND THE INVESTIGATION.  WILL THE SUSPECT CONVENIENTLY COMMIT SUICIDE!  JUST A THOUGHT---I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS AND WOULD CAUTION THOSE WHO ARE COMING TO EARLY CONCLUSIONS BEFORE ALL THE FACTS ARE IN!!!!

Facebook, Google and Twitter Won't Keep America Great!!!

SOME THINK THAT FACEBOOK AND GOOGLE WILL KEEP AMERICA GREAT, THAT CAN NEVER BE!  WE NEED TO MAKE THINGS AGAIN NOT JUST MAKE FRIENDS.  AMERICA'S STRENGTH HAS ALWAYS COME FROM STEEL AND GUTS AND WE HAVE NEITHER NOW.  UNLESS THINGS CHANGE THE PLACE WE HAVE OCCUPIED IN HISTORY SINCE THE END OF WWII WILL COME TO AN END AND A NEW LEADER WILL COME ON THE WORLD'S STAGE, CHINA!  AND THAT NATION DOES NOT BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM.  IT IS NOT JUST A QUESTION OF AMERICAN DOMINANCE, BUT OF BASIC HUMAN FREEDOMS AND AT THE PRESENT TIME WE ARE THE ONLY HOPE THIS OLD WORLD HAS FOR THAT!

Obama's Birth

Yesterday while the Constitution was being read in the House, someone yelled out from the gallery that Obama was the exception to the constitutional requirement that a president must be a natural born citizen. This reminded me of the below earlier post of mine and so I'm passing it along again for those who missed it earlier. Seems the issue is not quite dead. Obama could settle this by releasing all documents, but until that time doubt will remain with many.

Unidentified sources inside the White House are quietly revealing, what has just been a rumor up until this time, that Obama may have indeed been born in Kenya. It is believed that these revelations are coming now, as a result of the ongoing effort by some groups to get the original copy of his birth certificate made public. At this moment the complete details are sketchy, but some details are emerging. It now appears that Ann Dunham (Mrs Barack Hussein Obama, Sr) had returned to Kenya with her husband of only 6 month in mid-July of 1961 to meet members of his Kenyan family. It is thought that while on this visit Ann Dunham learned of Obama seniors earlier marriage to a woman named KeziaKezia, Barack seniors true wife they decide to give the young obviously pregnant girl asylum in the embassy. According to recently released embassy records the embassy was over-flowing with American nationals at that particular time due to a sharp spike in black nationalist activities directed at whites in the country. Because of over-crowding in the embassy proper, Ann was given shelter in a small shed in the rear of the embassy, a shed formerly reserved for livestock. The livestock had been removed several months before. It was in this former stable, that Ann unexpectedly gives birth to Barack Hussein Obama II, the current President of the United States. The anonymous sources at the White House are quick to point out two things: first, President Obama was born on American soil (U.S. Embassy grounds are considered under international agreements to be part of the United States); second, the ONE was born in a stable (the source was quick to emphasize this fact) for what reason we are not sure! Finally the issue is settled, Obama was born on American soil with his humble beginnings in a stable---the message here well I'll leave that to you!

WE THE PEOPLE

SOON, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE READ ALOUD ON THE FLOOR OF THE U.S. HOUSE.  SOME WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A TRIVIAL EVENT, BUT THOSE ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE LITTLE USE FOR THAT DOCUMENT AS WRITTEN AND BELIEVE IT TO BE AN ERASABLE BLUE PRINT THAT CAN BE IGNORED AND CHANGED BY A SIMPLE ACT OF CONGRESS OR BY JUDICIAL REVIEW BASED ONLY ON PAST PRECEDENT.  THESE SO-CALLED PROGRESSIVES WOULD NOT TAKE US INTO SOME UTOPIAN FUTURE BUT WOULD, IN FACT, RETURN US TO THE DISTANT PAST.  THEY WOULD RETURN TO THE DAYS BEFORE THE FOUNDERS WROTE THIS GREAT DOCUMENT, TO THE DAYS WHEN "WE THE PEOPLE" WERE CONTROLLED BY A TYRANNY WHO TURNED A DEAF EAR TO THE VOICES OF THE PEOPLE.  "WE THE PEOPLE" HAVE BEEN SILENT FAR TOO LONG AND THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND!