Budget Time and The Kenyan Dung Beetle

SCARABAEIDIA AKA "KENYAN DUNG BEETLE"

Tucked deep inside the latest massive appropriations bill and almost hidden among the thousands of pork barrel request is an obscure item which few have noticed. This item is simply labeled "Importation of Scarabaeidia". Few if any members of Congress read these bills, as they delegate these unimportant matters to staffers. It seems that representative I. C. Feces, a junior republican congressman from the sovereign state of Alabama managed to slip this small request into this enormous trillion dollar bill. The cost of this pork barrel project is a measly $3,000,000 dollars, a mere drop in the bucket by congressional standards. This request calls for the importation of some three million Scarabaeidia, which comes to a cost of a dollar each, seemingly a bargain. When asked my a curious reporter why these Scarabaeidia were being imported Rep. I.C. Feces replied that he intended to take the little creatures to Washington and turn them loose near the Capital and White House as the amount of crap coming out of both was endangering the health of the nation. The representative further indicated that at first he thought not to release the Scarabaeidia near the Oval Office for fear the sometime vicious creatures would attack the small brown balls in that immediate area, but that upon further consideration he concluded the the threat was minimal due to the small size of these brown balls, hell they were nearly invisible and the Scarabaeidia had no chance of finding them. Shocked the reporter asked what the Scarabaeidia could do about all that crap, Rep. I.C. Feces laughed and replied, "the Scarabaeidia, aka Kenyan Dung Beetle is the best shit-eater in the world having developed a voracious appetite for all the crap in its native Kenya"!

Couldn't resist reposting as its budget time again!

NUMB NUTS

There's an old saying that seems to apply: Creative minds are rarely tidy. I've used that often to explain my desk/workspace.

A picture is worth ten thousand words...........

A person's mind and his desk...........



WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY

 



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NUMB NUTS

  SOURCE:  MELANIE,  BEST VET IN FRANKLIN COUNTY MISSISSIPPI---PERHAPS IN THE WHOLE STATE!!!!!

The Burning Koran

THE BURNING KORAN HAS IGNITED A FIRE IN THE MIDDLE EAST AS MANY SUFFER THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT OF DEATH; NOT FROM THE BURNING OF A BOOK BY CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST IN THE SOUTH, BUT FROM THE BOWELS OF THE ISLAMIC RELIGION.  PLACE THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS, NOT ON EXTREME CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM BUT RATHER ON THE ON THE RELIGION THAT CALLS FOR "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS". DON'T BE BLINDED BY THE SMOKE OF "THE BURNING KORAN"!

Modern Revolutions and the Road to Hell

MANY ON THE LEFT AND RIGHT THINK THAT MODERN REVOLUTIONS TO OVER THROW A DESPOT ARE GREAT AND THEY EAGERLY SUPPORT ANY SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S REVOLT" TO OUST A LONG TIME DICTATOR WITH LITTLE CONCERN ABOUT WHAT WILL FOLLOW THE TYRANT.  THE RECENT REVOLUTIONS IN NORTH AFRICA AND IN SOME AREAS IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAVE GARNERED GREAT SUPPORT NOT ONLY AMONG THE MSM, BUT WITH MANY ON THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT.  I WOULD URGE  THOSE WHO EAGERLY SUPPORT THESE "PEOPLES REVOLUTIONS"  TO TAKE A LOOK AND HISTORY AND REMEMBER THE EUPHORIA OF MANY WHEN HITLER AND MUSSOLINI CAME TO POWER IN THE 1930'S---ALSO WHEN LENIN REPLACED THE CZARS AND THE ISLAMIC RADICALS  ASCENDED TO POWER IN IRAN.

WE HAVE THROWN OUR SUPPORT BEHIND THE REVOLUTIONARIES IN LIBYA NOT KNOWING WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEIR TRUE MOTIVATION IS.  THIS IS NOT WISE AND, IN FACT DANGEROUS..  IT'S TIME TO STEP ABOUT AND NOT RUSH IN AS FOOLS OFTEN DO.

Capitalism Killed Off Life On Mars

Hard hitting commentary from downunder!  Found this get post from MK at Down Under On The Right Side

Fox News - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez thinks capitalism may be responsible for the lack of life on the planet Mars. "I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in a speech on Tuesday. The socialist president has been a fierce opponent of capitalism, and during his World Water Day speech, Chavez blamed capitalism for destroying Earth's water supplies as well.

"I know you folks have heard a lot of stupid crap from leftards, I thought hearing some stupid Brit crying on radio a few months ago that - 'those yanks, it was them, they stole the gulf stream' - was really quite stupid. But this really takes the cake, capitalism killed off mars folks.

Well then hugo you dumb turd, why don't you and your socialist apes get together and build a big, fat rocket, put your glorious socialism on this big, fat rocket; blast it off to mars and when it gets there in 3 days flat.... much faster than the NASA spaceships because that's a product of capitalism.... you can plant your wonderful socialism on Mars.

And I'm sure once socialism arrives on Mars, it'll soon turn into a wonderous utopia with streams of pure water, gigantic rain forests, cannibals and all sorts of beautiful savages running around like in that movie Avatar. It'll be a socialist dream come true. Heck, I'm even sure plenty of the worlds stupid liberals will be hopping on to more big, fat rockets heading to the new world.

So go on chump, instead of caterwauling about capitalism every few months to get attention when your pimp-daddy Fidel gets bored of whipping you, show us how much better your glorious socialism is! But you won't will you, because like every other leftist traitor carping against capitalism and pining for communism, you can't offer something better, all you can bring is stupidity, fascism and turning everything to carp.