Blonde and Crabs

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think

Senate rejects Cop Killer defender, Debo Adegbile, for assistant Attorney General

Occasionally, even Harry Reid's senate gets something right despite his strong objections and arm twisted by President Obama. Yesterday, the Senate voted, 47-52 not to confirm Debo Adegbile as assistant attorney general for civil rights. Debo, had not just been a lawyer for cop killer, Mumia Abu-Jamal, who was convicted in 1982 for the murder of a policeman, but had actually supported this despicable cop-killing sub-human by taking up his case in 2009 on appeal.  Both President Obama and Eric Holder showed  showed their contempt for justice by supporting the efforts of this cop-killing SOB to justify his actions of brutally killing the PA police officer.  There is little doubt that both Holder and Obama will continue their efforts to get Debo appointed to the highest position in the Justice Department's Civil Rights division---perhaps through a recess appointment. 
Cartoon by Michael Ramirez

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Obama is Jimmy Carter on Steroids

POOR JIMMY CARTER, HE IS ABOUT TO GIVE UP HIS NO. 1 STANDING AS AMERICA'S WORSE PRESIDENT.  ADDITIONALLY THE OSCAR FOR BEST "ACTING PRESIDENT" IS RUMORED TO BE GOING TO BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA.  AND AS FOR THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN OBAMA AND PUTIN, IT WOULD APPEAR THAT BARACK IS ENJOYING HIS SPANKING AT THE HANDS OF THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT. PERHAPS THIS IS JUST SOME SADOMASOCHISTIC EROTIC FETISH OF OUR PRESIDENT OR JUST HIS INABILITY TO RESIST.  IN EITHER CASE, IT'S NOT ONLY BAD FOR AMERICA,BUT EMBARRASSING TO OUR NATIONAL PRIDE, BUT THEN THAT IS NOT SOMETHING THE PRESIDENT CARES ABOUT. AFTER ALL, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM IS JUST AN EMPTY PHRASE TO HIM.  IMAGE BY  POLITIFAKE

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Does Vladimir Putin want to Restore the old USSR

DOES VLADIMIR PUTIN INTEND TO RESTORE THE OLD USSR? THERE ARE LARGE MINORITIES OF ETHNIC RUSSIANS IN THE NEWLY INDEPENDENT COUNTRIES IN EASTERN EUROPE. COUNTRIES THAT GAINED FREEDOM FROM COMMUNISM WHEN THE OLD SOVIET EMPIRE CRUMBLED. BUT IN RECENT YEARS PRESIDENT PUTIN AS BEGAN TO RECONSTITUTE THE OLD SOVIET UNION ON THE PRETEXT THAT THOSE ETHIC RUSSIANS WERE IN DANGER FROM REACTIONARY FORCES IN THOSE FORMER SOVIET SATELLITE STATES. HE HAS DONE THIS IN GEORGIA AND NOW IN UKRAINE, MUCH AS HITLER DID IN THE LATE 1930'S IN ANNEXING SUDETENLAND FROM CZECHOSLOVAKIA.  AN EVENT THAT LED THAT GERMAN LEADER TO OVER-REACH AND BRING ON WWII.  WILL HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF. 

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Two Drunks on Railroad

AFTER WALKING SOME 2 MILES ON AN UPGRADE SECTION OF RAILROAD TWO DRUNKS HAD LITTLE TO SAY TO ONE ANOTHER.  THEN FINALLY THE FIRST ONE BROKE THE LONG SILENCE AND SAID TO THE OTHER, "THESE ARE THE LONGEST DAMN STAIRS I'VE EVER CLIMBED". THE SECOND DRUNK SIGHED AN REPLIED, YEA!  BUT IT'S THESE LOW HAND RAILS THAT ARE KILLING ME. 

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