Monday, June 6, 2016

Is the Obama Economy on the Brink

Obama has been trying to pad the economic numbers to put his failed economic policies in the most favorable light.  However, most of the public are just not buying it.  All people have to do is ask themselves a simple question, "are you better off now than when Barack took office?"  The truth is there and not in the spin on the actually numbers the White House puts out! 

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Batman's Thoughts on Hillary

There are times when you must let others know what you really think and put aside that Politically Correct crap!

Friday, June 3, 2016

Very Latest Progressive Bumper Stickers

The above is meant to be a joke, but the joke is on us for many on the left really think this way.  The Democratic Party has become a captive of radical environmental groups like the Sierra Club and Greenpeace!  Organizations that put animals and trees above the needs of human beings.  We are all in favor of protecting animals and the environment, but extremist have taken over many of these groups and they place both animals and mother nature above the God given rights of humans!  

Thursday, June 2, 2016

When the government is involved expect long lines and long waits

Have you ever gone into a government office to conduct some business and had to take a number and wait and wait for it to be called.  For some reason those who work for Uncle Sam just never get in a hurry to serve the people they work for.  Could it just be, you can't fire these sorry SOB's and they know it.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Comment from the Ghost of Dead Silverback Gorilla, Harambe

Reporter:  Where were you born?
Harambe:  In the Bwindi Forest in Uganda.
Reporter:  What is the first thing you remember?
Harambe:  Being ripped from my dead mother's arms after a native poacher shot her and dad!
Reporter:  How was your trip to America?
Harambe:  The cage was too small and I didn't have a porthole view!
Reporter:  Were you treated well at the Cincinnati Zoo? Harambe:  I was forced to look at the same things everyday.  You know, the bars, the wall, and the moat.  And, of course, the gawking stares of humans just like the ones who killed mom and dad in Uganda!
Reporter:  Some have said you were only trying to protect the little boy who fell into your habitat.  Is that true?
Harambe:  WTF!  Do you really believe we are all that stupid!!!!

Some of my readers have pointed out  that Harambe was born in captivity and not in the jungles of Uganda.  I realize this.  However this is satire and not intended to be a news article.  That said,  instead of using the phrase "born in captivity" let's use the more descriptive one, "born into captivity"!