Wednesday, February 27, 2013

My New Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my new GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.

Old Outhouse. "R" rated.

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Monday, February 25, 2013

Donald and Daisy Duck's trip to the Hotel.

Donald and Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

"CASH" After Taxes. Video


THE WORST THING ABOUT PAYING TAXES IS TO SEE YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO SUPPORT DEAD BEATS WHO ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO WORK,

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Life in Chicago

Life in Chicago
Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.