Thursday, November 21, 2013

Presidential Order #666999: The Affordable Care Act renamed "Palincare"


IN AN UNPRECEDENTED ACT OF BIPARTISANSHIP PRESIDENT BARACK (HIMSELF) OBAMA HAS OFFERED TO SHARE THE ROLL OUT OF HIS CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT WITH THE REPUBLICANS BY RE-NAMING THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT "PALINCARE".  THIS TOTALLY UNSELFISH MOVE BY OUR DEAR LEADER SHOULD PUT TO REST THOSE VICIOUS RUMORS THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA ONLY THINKS ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIS LEGACY.  BY SHARING HIS GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT WITH SARAH HE IS PROVING NOT ONLY TO AMERICANS BUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT A MAGNANIMOUS LEADER HE IS TO THOSE WHO WERE HIS FORMER ENEMIES.  Thanks to Politifake for the above image and the idea.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The New Draft Protesters: Drafting the Young for Obamacare

SOME OF YOU MAY BE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE DRAFT PROTESTERS DURING THE VIETNAM WAR.  YOUNG PEOPLE WHO WERE EITHER AFRAID TO GO TO WAR OR SOME WHO JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO.  AND NOW WITH OBAMACARE, WE AGAIN, SEE THE YOUNG PROTESTER NOT WANTING THE GOVERNMENT TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING HEALTH CARE INSURANCE.  GEE, THE SOUND ALMOST LIKE CONSERVATIVES WHO DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING TO THEM.  OH WELL, PERHAPS THEY ARE FINDING OUT WHAT'S GOOD FOR BIG BROTHER IS NOT NECESSARILY GOOD FOR THEM. 
CARTOON BY  GLENN FODEN

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Obama: The Miracle Healer

WHY SHOULD ONE WORRY ABOUT HEALTH CARE INSURANCE WHEN WE HAVE BARACK OBAMA, THE MIRACLE HEALER, AS PRESIDENT.  AFTER ALL HE HAS SINGLE-HANDED BROUGHT THE MAIN STEAM MEDIA OUT OF THEIR FIVE-YEAR COMA.  BUT WAIT, I FORGOT IT WAS HE DAZZLING PERSONALITY, HIS IMPECCABLE ORATORY, HIS GREAT WORK OF FICTION (THE AUDACITY OF HOPE), HIS STELLAR SCHOOL RECORDS (WHICH ARE STILL MISSING), AND MOST IMPORTANT HIS BEAUTIFUL FLAWLESS TAN AND WHITE PEARLY'S THAT PUT THEM IN COMA IN THE FIRST PLACE.  BUT THEN AS HILLARY MIGHT SAY, "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ANYWAY."  CARTOON BY  STEVE KELLEY

Monday, November 18, 2013

Governmental Double Standard: People and Bears

THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS ON FOOD STAMPS HAS HIT AN ALL TIME HIGH UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF BARACK OBAMA.  ONE MUST ASK WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT ACTIVELY TRYING TO GET MORE AND MORE PEOPLE INTO THE "SNAP" PROGRAM. DOES THE PRESIDENT HAVE ANY HIDDEN MOTIVES OR IS HE JUST LIKE THE CORNER DRUG DEALER HOPING TO GET PEOPLE HOOKED ON FREE STUFF.  EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF YOU FEED WILD ANIMALS THEY WILL GET ACCUSTOM TO THE FREE HANDOUTS AND FORGET HOW TO FIN FOR THEMSELVES.  IS THIS THE ULTIMATE END GAME FOR THE DEMOCRATS.  IS THE FACT THAT BEARS CAN'T VOTE, THE ONLY REASON SIGNS ARE POSTED IN THE NATIONAL PARKS THAT READ, "DO NOT FEED THE BEARS".  WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE IN NEED OF GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE, BUT 47,000,000 NOW THAT'S A STRETCH.  WHAT AM I MISSING HERE.  OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS CLAIM THE ECONOMY IS IMPROVING, BUT THE NUMBERS OF THOSE ON VARIOUS GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS CONTINUES TO INCREASE.  IN FACT, THE GOVERNMENT IS ENCOURAGING THE INCREASE BY ACTIVELY PROMOTING THEM.  I SUSPECT THOSE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION THINK THAT BEARS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE IN THAT THEY SEEM TO THINK BEARS CAN GET BY WITHOUT HANDOUTS WHILE STUPID PEOPLE CAN'T.  OR IS IT LIKE I SAID BEFORE, "BEARS CAN'T VOTE"!
THANKS TO RIGHT WING ART FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Obamacare must be killed by any means necessary

 

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AMERICANS DO NOT LIKE  THE GOVERNMENT TO MANDATE THEIR ACTIONS.  THEY DO NOT LIKE BEING FORCED TO DO ANYTHING.  AND IT IS FOR THIS  UNDERLYING REASON THAT OBAMACARE MUST BE KILLED.  FOR THE MOST PART THE CITIZENS OF THIS NATION ARE INDEPENDENTLY MINDED AND DO NOT LOOK TO THOSE IN WASHINGTON FOR THE SOLUTION TO THEIR PROBLEMS.  THOSE POLITICIANS IN THE CAPITAL ARE MORE CONCERNED WITH THEIR OWN PERSONAL LIVES THAN THE PEOPLE'S AND MORE CONCERNED ABOUT LINING THEIR OWN POCKETS THAN HELPING THE PEOPLE.  TO A CERTAIN EXTENT THEY ARE INDEPENDENT, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME TRYING TO HERD THAT PEOPLE LIKE A BUNCH OF SHEEP, BECAUSE AFTER ALL, THEY KNOW WHAT'S BEST.  MOST OF THOSE IN WASHINGTON FORGET, THEY ARE THE SERVANTS OF THE PEOPLE AND NOT THEIR MASTERS.  THEY ALL TALK THE TALK, BUT WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN, THEY FORGET THAT POWER SHOULD FROM THE PEOPLE AND NOT FROM THE TIP OF SOME BUREAUCRATS PEN.