Trump Branding in Texas today---across America tomorrow

Just today in that liberal bastion of NYC, three apartment buildings bearing the "Trump" logo had their sign removed.  Evidently at the request of some of the tenants.  Tenants who were following in the steps of those cry babies in the street and those distraught cream puffs occupying the halls of academia (most at government expense), who cannot bear to hear the word "boo" without running for their campus "safe place"! 

They remind me of the iconic image of the "Three Monkeys".  Except theirs comes with a new interpretation  of the word "evil" in the old saying, "See no evil, Hear no evil, and Speak no evil"---evil of course meaning "conservative" in their cloistered little world.  The above Texans have the right idea.  Take this sign down if you have the cojones or just have a Trump Burger and suck it up!    

The untold story behind the Trump Victory

When I first saw the above meme, my first thought was bullsh*t, but then upon reflection, I began to see the sobering truth it projected.  These two men, who were closest to Hillary, knew the ole gal best and it is quite possible  they pulled the lever for her outspoken opponent in the voting booth.  Although, being good little Democrats, they would never, never admit to crossing party lines.  Perhaps they were the vanguard of the tens of millions who would see the truth about Hillary and in the end vote for Donald Trump.     

The fate of a loser---Hillary Clinton

Recall an old saying that a jockey who never lost a race, whispered in the ear of his horse before each race:    

                    

                    "Roses are red, violets are blue.  

                      Horses that lose are made into glue."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Hillary lose the race!!!   

For those who may not be old enough to remember, there was a time when old, dead and dying horses were actually sent to the glue factory.  Today, that honor is reserved for cattle parts.

Breaking News: Heroic Bird saves hapless Fish or never believe your lying eyes

I pray you are not one of those conservative, Trump loving, idiots that actually believes that he has sufficient grey matter to comprehend the meaning of what his lying eyes are seeing.  One who is blind to the absolute truth and refuses to see the reality presented to him through the all-seeing lens of a loving media who puts truth-in-reporting above all bias and self-interest.  If you are one of those poor uninformed souls please, please watch an informative news channel like CNN, MSNBC, CBS or ABC and avoid FOX News for they will only confirm what your lying eyes have seen.   

ALSO POSTED AT  TRUMP LAND

Trump urges exportation of Lion Meat to Kenya to save Species

Many of the Hollywood elite had promised to leave America should their worst nightmare (the election of Donald Trump) come true.  It is being reported that none on this extensive list have made any airline reservations at this time and observers at LAX international airport have noticed no appreciable increase in private Lear Jet traffic leaving the facility. 

However, sources inside the West Wing have over heard muffled voices among the staff discussing, soon to be former President Obama's secret post Trump inauguration plan, which includes a trip to a remote Kenyan village on the slopes of Mount Kilimanjaro.  Villager's there are said to be preparing a warm welcome for the return of their prodigal son.  It appears, that the enthusiasm for the arrival of this ex-patriot has only grown since the rumors are flying that Barack is a "slow runner" --it must be his white half.  It should be noted that the villagers hold slow runners in a exalted position in the tribal hierarchy and  provided them with only the best cuisine---much like that of the fatted calf of biblical times---oops! 

Footnote:  You don't have to be the fastest runner to escape the lion, just not the slowest!      

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