Saturday, May 5, 2012

Our Hip Hop Prez

CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY
BARACK (HIP) OBAMA IS SO SUAVE AND DEBONAIR THE COOLEST PREZ. NOT ONLY CAN HE SING AND DANCE, BUT HE CAN WALK ON WATER AND SALE ICE TO AN ESKIMO.  THE COOL ONE CAN MAKE WOMEN SWOON AND PUSH BACK THE RISING WATERS.  HE CAN MAKE GROWN MEN TREMBLE AND GET THAT FUNNY FEELING IN THEIR LEGS (JUST ASK CHRIS MATTHEWS).   HIS SOARING RHETORIC CAN BRING BIRDS FROM THE SKY.  HIS MIGHTY INTELLECT WOULD PUT EINSTEIN TO SHAME.  WE SHOULD CONGRATULATE OURSELVES EACH DAY FOR HAVING CHOSEN THIS COOL COOKIE.  YES, BARACK H. OBAMA IS THE HIPPEST GUY AROUND.  JUST ONE THING IS WRONG: 
 HE'S A NARCISSISTIC, POMPOUS,  ARROGANT, LYING, BASTARD SON OF A KENYAN COMMIE, RADICAL SOCIALIST WHO IS UNFIT TO BE DOG-CATCHER!


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7 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, how do you really feel?

Sandee said...

I'm a woman and he's never made me swoon. Quite the opposite.

Odie made me laugh with his comment.

Have a fabulous day. :)

Ron Russell said...

Wish I could really put it in the post, but then I would be banned from blogger. You got the PG version!

Proof said...

Ron: I do hope you realize that comparing Obama to Urkel is an insult to Urkel!

Teresa said...

Comparing Obama to anyone or anything is an insult to that thing or person. The only thing that may come close is dog crap.

Kid said...

Liberals - mental disease. I would like to know what drives people like chrissy mathews though. Usually, these things come down to money, and maybe that's it, but I think there is some stupidity of a mental disease variety there also.

Right Wing Theocrat said...

He can be all those nice things and we wouldn't really care or hold them against him, if he could also get the country back into surplus and stop destroying the nation.

Unfortunately he won't do either, so essentially he's just a useless waste of space at best.