Saturday, March 30, 2013

John Hinckley's pending release from Prison

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in 1981. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan .

Friday, March 29, 2013

Feeding the Alligator

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Never Kick the Cat!


A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Irish Bic Lighter

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Bob Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied with an Irish accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?'

Deployed Marine and Girlfriend

NO BULLS%#T MARINE AND DEAR JOHN LETTER.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Taking the Doctor's Advice!

RECENTLY MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CUT BACK ON MY ALCOHOL.  HE RECOMMENDED THAT IF I MUST TAKE A DRINK TO LIMIT MY CONSUMPTION TO ONE GLASS A DAY.  I CONSIDERED HIS WORDS, AND AFTER DAYS OF SOUL SEARCHING DECIDED TO TAKE HIS ADVICE.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Southern Fishing Trip

I KNOW THERE ARE FISHERMEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT COUNTRY.  BUT YOU REALLY HAVEN'T BEEN FISHING UNTIL YOU FISH IN THE SOUTH!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Beautiful Women of the Israeli Defense Forces

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THE IDF.  THE BOTTOM IMAGE BELOW IS OF THE FIRST ARAB WOMAN IN THE IDF.



H/T TO  BARE NAKED ISLAM

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The Man who shot Osama bin Laden

SOME MAY RECALL THE OLD MOVIE "THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE".  IN THAT MOVIE LEE MARVIN PLAYED THE BAD GUY, LIBERTY VALANCE, AND JIMMY STEWART THE LAWYER WHO KNEW NOTHING ABOUT SHOOTING GUNS. 

Non-Sexual Cartoon of the Day: Size Matters

IT'S AN OLD QUESTION:  DOES SIZE MATTER?  OR IS IT NOT AS IMPORTANT AS HOW YOU USE IT! 

Monday, March 18, 2013

Take Me to Jail!!!!

A Virginia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles South of the Virginia/West Virginia state line.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Speaking English is crazy??

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Bring back the "Good Old Days"!

IT'S TIME, IT'S WAY PAST TIME, TO BRING BACK THE GOOD OLE DAYS.  DAYS WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN, WELL WOMEN WERE TREATED LIKE WOMEN---WITH RESPECT. 

Thursday, March 14, 2013

White and Black Boobs

Black woman with one white boob and one black boob.
This is so bad I almost didn't post it.
I hope you can take it!
Unbelievable!
Photo of a woman with two Different colored boobs!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Cattle Guards and President Obama

CATTLE GUARDS… THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!
 
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

A Biker and the Mainstream Media

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Super Nanny Bloomberg

IF MAYOR BLOOMBERG HAD GOTTEN HIS WAY ON DRINK CUP SIZES WHERE WOULD HE HAVE STOPPED? 

Monday, March 11, 2013

A Democrats Bathroom!

BELOW IS A RARE VIEW OF A CONGRESSIONAL BATHROOM ON THE DEMOCRATIC SIDE OF THE AISLE.  AND THEY NEED EVERY BIT OF THAT TISSUE!
H/T TO  THE LOOKING SPOON
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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Proof People in Washington D.C. are Dumb

Washington DC Airport Ticket Agent (unbelievable) A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

A Loving Husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

My Dogs Qualified for Welfare

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Hugo Chavez Dead, but his Legacy lives on!

COMRADE HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD, BUT HIS LITTLE LEGACY LIVES ON AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE, WASHINGTON D.C.  SEAN PENN HAS SAID THAT HUGO WAS A FRIEND THAT MOST AMERICANS NEVER REALIZED THEY HAD.  HOLLYWOOD IS IN MOURNING OVER PRESIDENT CHAVEZ'S DEPARTURE.
CARTOON BY  WILLIAM WARREN
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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Major General Peter Cosgrove on Guns

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. This is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

The search for intelligent life on Earth.

IF WASHINGTON D.C. IS THE PLACE WHERE GREAT MINDS GATHER TO PLAN THE FUTURE OF THE NATION WE'RE IN DEEP DODO! 

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Barocky Road Ice Cream

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Story of the two beggars. Immigration

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Senior Citizen and Gun

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And they'll do a sex change for me if I want. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home. And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what?
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