A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
Mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," says the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
He kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He
Goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
Breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
My cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
Any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
Bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you
Aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat
Halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You
Gonna tell him or should I?"
2 comments:
Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, a week without .....! Love it.
Have a terrific day. ☺
Oh poor Poppa. 😃
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