Israel Defense Forces Accidentally Invades Lebanon

In a seismic military blunder, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has mistakenly invaded Lebanon. In what was meant to be a large-scale military exercise in the north, the IDF rolled right through southern Lebanon and into Beirut on Monday morning. Resistance was minimal. Apparently, Hezbollah is stretched thin, being too busy in the Clown-Killing Circus, or Syria as it’s officially referred to. When The Mideast Beast asked how such a situation could possibly occur, the IDF Chief of Staff just shrugged his shoulders and said, “F**king Apple Maps!” 

“Well, we’re in Beirut and no one seems to be complaining about it. Might as well lounge it out,” said one colonel. “Truth be told, Beirut reminds me a lot of Tel Aviv; vibrant city right on the Mediterranean, hoppin’ nightlife, smokin’ hot chicks, cool architecture, and 27 cafés on every friggin street. The only real difference seems to be all of the bullet holes and rocket-craters. What? We didn’t do it!” 

World leaders who were already gathered at the UN’s annual State the F**king Obvious Summit, relayed that the IDF must evacuate Lebanon at once. When asked if he plans on demanding IDF troops leave Beirut immediately, the Lebanese Prime Minister told The Mideast Beast, “To be honest, things have never been more peaceful, and Netanyahu just rang me to see if I wanted to go forward with twinning this place with Tel Aviv. Sure, religious tension and historical animosity has its place, but have you seen Tel Aviv’s beach on a Friday afternoon? Endless supply of ass and a sh*t load of conservative Jews!”  Thanks to MIDEAST BEAST

Rule 5, Women of IDF and Israeli Model Maria Domark

The Jewish state of Israel is the only nation in the whole of the Middle East that is a true democracy.  It is the only country in that region where members of the LGBT community would be welcome.  But at the same time it is the target of campus progressives in America.  Go figure!  

Rule 5 Guns and Women of the IDF

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THE ABOVE IMAGES ARE ALL OF CURRENT OR FORMER MEMBERS OF THE IDF.  ISRAELI PATRIOTS ADRIFT IN A SEA OF ENEMY ARABS SWORN TO DESTROY THE JEWISH STATE AND DRIVE THE LAST JEW INTO THE SEA!  IT IS A LIFE AND DEATH STRUGGLE FOR THE VERY SURVIVAL OF THE TINY ZIONIST STATE.  A STATE MANY AMERICAN PROGRESSIVES AND THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WOULD LIKE TO VANISH!  

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ANY POSITIVE SPIN OF THE JEWISH STATE IS FORBIDDEN IN THE WORLD OF MULTI-CULTURALISM POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.  IN THAT WORLD THE STATE OF ISRAEL IS EVIL AND OPPRESSIVE AND OFTEN COMPARED TO THE OLD SOUTH AFRICA.  AS LONG AS THE PALESTINIAN LEADERS OVERTLY CALL FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE JEWISH STATE THEY CAN FORGET ABOUT STATEHOOD.  IT WOULD SEEN TO THIS OBSERVER THAT THE DESTRUCTION OF ISRAEL IS MORE IMPORTANT TO THEM THAN THEIR INDEPENDENCE.

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Off Duty IDF Woman With Her Weapon

Its been a few weeks now since the terrorist attack at Fort Hood and after having some time to reflect on that attack many are beginning to question the policy of having our military bases the "gun free" zones they now are thanks to legislation signed by Bill Clinton back in 1993. You would think soldiers of all people would be able to carry their personal weapons while on base, and perhaps even their issued government weapons. If this had been the case at Fort Hood, I dare say the death toll would have been much lower and we would have fewer grieving family members today and just maybe a dead terrorist.

While making my daily rounds the other day I came across a great post at Seaspook titled "From the Mail Bag" on just this issue. In that post Seaspook points out that the IDF, Israeli Defense Forces not only carry their weapons (loaded)on base, but even when off duty in the cities of that beleaguered state. It now seems that American citizens are under the same threats that those in the Jewish state face. It is time, past time to arm our troops at home as well as on the battlefield, as the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan have moved to the homeland.

We know Israeli girls can shoot, but check out these young American girls.


Progressives who seek to restrict or take away gun ownership will have to deal with more than angry men. Don't mess with these girls and their guns. If you love guns and shooting you really must watch this video. We live in a great country and the precious freedoms our founders so wisely preserved in the Constitution must be defended each and every day by today's patriots.
H/T to David Crockett via Traction Control