Sunday, November 6, 2016

Patting a woman on the butt doesn't warrant a FBI Investigation

Donald Trump may have acted like an old Italian in the elevator and pinched a few butts.  But if stand too close to Hillary and her hands reaches toward your rear---grab your wallet.  Remember, there is a difference between murder and jaywalking!  Seriously, I feel we are about to elect a criminal as President and it's not Donald Trump.  But you Hillary supporters shouldn't worry too much----after all she will pardon herself and laugh all the way to the bank. 
SUCKERS!!!!! 

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Elect Hillary and put a Spy for the Muslim Brotherhood in the White House

The top secret emails from Hillary to Huma Abedin Weiner that were found on husband Anthony's laptop are quite worrying, but just imagine having a Muslim Brotherhood spy in the White House should Hillary be elected.  Huma's connections with the Brotherhood are well documented.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Clinton Campaign to pass out Malt Liquor and Chicken Wing in Black Precincts to increase voter turnout

Black leaders in critical areas in Florida are telling the Clinton Campaign not to send Hillary to speak, just use that money to buy chicken wings and malt liquor to pass out near voting polling on election day!

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Is "Breaking News" becoming Passe, Public demands that Crystal Ball

There was a time in the distant past---one might say in the age of Troglodytes---when it took weeks if not years for news of the latest Woolly Mammoth kill to get from one cave to another.  However, time marches on, and with each passing decade the hands on the clock seem to move faster.  Today the demise of that Woolly Mammoth is flashed around the globe at the speed of light.  However, modern man, being that creature with an insatiable desire to cross the street before he even gets there is demanding something more modern than those antiquated "Breaking News" stories.  Contemporary  Homo sapiens, in many ways would like to bring back the soothsayer of ancient times and know the breaking news before it happens.  Sadly, there are some out there more than willing to cater to these individuals.  Breaking News and Soothsayer reports are beginning to merge.  A merger, that will lead---I fear---to a domination by the crystal ball.  A news cycle where "breaking news" is passe and where the soothsayers ascend to the throne.     

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Pushing the Nuke Button - Hillary and Trump

Hillary Clinton is now running ads in key battleground states implying that Donald would play fast and loose with our nukes and quickly press that ominous red button bringing about the end of the world and of course, Trump Tower and other Trump building across America.  The truth is that past, present and future actions of Democrats like Hillary will be far more likely to lead to a depressing of that Red Button either in Washington or in some enemy command bunker thousands of miles away.  Today's Democrat leaders seemed determined to reduce our existing military strength and just hope our enemies will see the goodness in our hearts and miraculously  reciprocate.  And then we can all sing Kumbaya as we march together toward that mythical Utopia that no one has ever found, because it just doesn't exist on this earth.