Showing posts with label EBOLA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EBOLA. Show all posts

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Admitting Ebola-infected, non-U.S. citizens into this country for Treatment

INFORMED SOURCES HAVE REVEALED THAT OBAMA INTENDS TO LET NON-CITIZENS INFECTED WITH EBOLA INTO THIS COUNTRY FOLLOWING THE NOV. 4, OFF YEAR ELECTIONS.  OF COURSE HE WILL HAVE MORE FLEXIBILITY THEN. 
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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

President Obama, "EBOLA is not Islamic"

PRESIDENT OBAMA RECENTLY TOLD THE WORLD THAT ISIS/ISIL WAS NOT ISLAMIC.  ONE MUST WONDER IF THIS IS THE REASON HE KEEPS INSISTING THAT WE WILL PUT NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN SYRIA OR IRAQ.  IF IT IS SUDDENLY REVEALED THAT ISIS/ISIL IS INDEED AN ISLAMIC ORGANIZATION WOULD HE THEN PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND OR PERHAPS STOP ALL AIRSTRIKES AGAINST THESE ENEMIES OF AMERICA. 
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Monday, August 4, 2014

OUTBREAK OF EBOLA IN SOUTH TEXAS


IN AN ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE SERIES OF EVENTS IT HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT AN OUTBREAK OF EBOLA (HEMORRHAGIC FEVER) HAS OCCURRED IN SOUTH TEXAS JUST NORTH OF THE MEXICAN BORDER.  ACCORDING TO TEXAS AUTHORITIES THE EBOLA VIRUS WAS MOST CERTAINLY BROUGHT ACROSS THE BORDER BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. SHORTLY AFTER TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THEIR FINDINGS FEDERAL AUTHORITIES FROM THE OBAMA CDC  WERE QUICK TO DENOUNCE IT.  POINTING OUT THAT THE BORDER WAS COMPLETELY SECURE AND NOT EVEN A DESERT MOUSE COULD CROSS UNDETECTED FROM THE SOUTH.  FURTHERMORE, TOP OFFICIALS AT OBAMA'S CDC CONTEND THAT IF THE EBOLA VIRUS IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN SOUTH TEXAS IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY "BUSH'S FAULT" AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAD RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A TRIP TO WEST AFRICA FOLLOWED BY A TRIP TO THE BORDER REGION IN SOUTH TEXAS.  
DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOW IT WAS "BUSH'S FAULT"!  AND FOR YOU LOW INFORMATION VOTERS, YES THIS IS FICTIONAL SATIRE.        
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