Bob and Ralph were fishing on the
Irish shoreline when Bob
Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'
Ralph replied with an Irish
accent, and then reaching into his tackle
box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking
the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
