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Tomorrow's News Today---Sonia Sotomayor will be confirmed in July before the August recess and will become only the third female justice on the U.S. Supreme Court and the first Hispanic. The vote will be in the 65 - 35 range with a handful of republican senators crossing party lines to vote for confirmation. Her confirmation comes despite her most controversial decision on the U.S. 2nd Court of Appeals regarding the New Haven, Conn. fire department, being recently overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in a split, 5 to 4 decision with the deciding vote in that ruling coming from Justice Anthony Kennedy, who sided with the court's 4 conservatives.

On a lighter note Mr and Mrs Frank Lynn Jefferson of 1776 Independence Way, Patriot Valley, USA are the proud new parents of twin girls, Liberty and Belle. Liberty and Belle arrived a few minutes after midnight this July 4, 2009. Both girls are doing fine according to Dr Wright Wey, the attending physician.

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As I write events are happening all over the nation and the world and as they occur they pass into history. This news of the moment quickly passes into history and its only value is for those who comment on it and those who would learn from it. Nothing can be done about the past, because that is what last hour's news is, the past. So like the weather man I will look at the past only to discern what the future may hold. In other words, "Tomorrow's News Today". Just a brief look over the horizon in hope of seeing history yet unmade. My crystal ball, may at times be clear and other days cloudy. But unlike the carnival fortune teller I will not charge for my glimpse into the future. Events may take time to materialize and predictions may seen at first wrong, but in time events will either validate or disprove such revelations. Finally, a word of caution: the future one sees is always guided by past experiences and basic under-lying values and principles---objectivity is sought, but never achieved and only the fool can claim to have reached such a goal. For a man, is just a man, and not capable of such a thing. Tomorrow's news will be a daily post for a while.

Tomorrow's News Today---Events in Iran will force the Obama Administration to admit that the recent election may have been fraudulent, thereby weakening his hand in dealing with the present government.
No Muslim Uighurs will be sent to the island nation of Palau. Congress will balk at paying $200 million for this.

Welcome to Bermuda

Four on the left are the Uighurs

They look like nice guys!!

After a lengthy stay on the island of Cuba at the exclusive American resort better known as GITMO or Club Med to some; four Islamic terrorist (known by most as Muslim Uighurs) members of ETIM (East Turkestan Islamic Movement), were moved to the tropical isle of Bermuda and given an apartment over looking a nearby beach. A female reporter, Cathrine Herridge from FOX News was able to locate the men and as she approached them and offered her hand in friendship they jumped back in fear of being touched by an unclean female---some kind of religious thing, it seems.

No details of the arrangement for their release to Bermuda are available at this time. It has been revealed however, that a somewhat larger group of about 14 is slated to go to the south sea island of Palau, a virtual paradise. In return for accepting these Uighur Muslim's the government of this tiny Pacific island has been promised $200 million (about $14,000,000 per terrorist), but what's 14,000,000 to the Obama administration who spends $3,000,000,000,000 as if it were pocket change. Let me point this out, the original cost of closing GITMO and bringing all the terrorist to the U.S. was $80 million. But now we are offering $200,000,000 to a tiny Pacific nation to take 14---where is that money coming from? Does congress have to approve? Does Obama have a slush fund? Many, many questions here and few answers coming from the administration. I strongly suspect some money went to the government of Bermuda, just how much remains to be seen.

Many on the left are pointing out the Uighurs are not terrorist, because they did not want to blow us up. That part is probably true, they only want to blown-up Chinese woman and children and came to Afghanistan to learn how to do just that. To me that makes them terrorist!!!
by Ron Russell

Burning Cow Farts to Save the Planet

Recently the EPA proposed a tax on cow emissions. It seems that cow farts are made primarily of methane, CH4 a greenhouse gas linked to global warming. The EPA is considering a tax of somewhere between $100 and $135 per cow tax as a sort of carbon credit tax to off set this pollution.

My friend, Don who lives down the street and is somewhat of an inventor read the article and started to work on this problem. By the way, he does have several patents on some rather obscure items already. The other day he came by and showed me the product of his months of work, some of which was done under the cloak of secrecy. The device was small, about the size of a baseball and enclosed in a small black plastic case. Don, my friend, trembled as he showed me the small black box and began to explain how it worked. This device, he explained would burn off those terrible greenhouse gases before they melted the polar caps. The main component was a small computerized CH4 detector. For those who are not literate in chemistry CH4 is methane, the primary gas in cow flatulates. Don had installed a small spark igniter on one end of the device that would emit a spark when activated by the CH4 detector. Excited, he continued, saying that when installed near the rear end of a cow and CH4 was detected the activation would occur and a sudden flame would appear at the cow's anus opening. Quickly he let me know he had already tested the unique device on his brothers nearby farm. He then described how he installed the black box and how he had followed the cow around the barnyard for several hours waiting for the moment, and at one time thinking he had failed. But then he face glowed as he described the great event. Suddenly, and without warning a long flame shot from the cow's butt. Don said the cow was startled, but quickly regained her composure and continued as if nothing had happened. However, the same couldn't be said for the bull who was following along behind sniffing as bulls often do.

Yea, the above paragraph is fiction, but the story is meant to point out something that many often overlook. The law of unintended consequences. Don had a great idea, but he forgot about the bull. The radical environmentalist at the EPA may have a good idea, but they are forgetting about the people--the people who drink milk, the people who use butter, the people who eat beef, the ranchers who grow beef, the diary farmers who produce milk, the hundreds of thousands of other workers that depend on these cows, these pigs for their livelihoods. And they want to do this because some say the climate might be warming and the warming might be caused by cow farts.

by Ron Russell

Obama, Kiss My As.....s!!!!

Obama Will Kiss Anything To
Advance His Agenda
Obama, kiss my as.....s!!!!
above image from Hillbilly White Trash
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