A Soldiers Last Inspection

A SOLDIERS LAST INSPECTION.

John Hinckley's pending release from Prison

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in 1981. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan .

Feeding the Alligator

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

Never Kick the Cat!

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Irish Bic Lighter

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Bob Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied with an Irish accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?'