OUTBREAK OF EBOLA IN SOUTH TEXAS

IN AN ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE SERIES OF EVENTS IT HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT AN OUTBREAK OF EBOLA (HEMORRHAGIC FEVER) HAS OCCURRED IN SOUTH TEXAS JUST NORTH OF THE MEXICAN BORDER.  ACCORDING TO TEXAS AUTHORITIES THE EBOLA VIRUS WAS MOST CERTAINLY BROUGHT ACROSS THE BORDER BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. SHORTLY AFTER TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THEIR FINDINGS FEDERAL AUTHORITIES FROM THE OBAMA CDC  WERE QUICK TO DENOUNCE IT.  POINTING OUT THAT THE BORDER WAS COMPLETELY SECURE AND NOT EVEN A DESERT MOUSE COULD CROSS UNDETECTED FROM THE SOUTH.  FURTHERMORE, TOP OFFICIALS AT OBAMA'S CDC CONTEND THAT IF THE EBOLA VIRUS IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN SOUTH TEXAS IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY "BUSH'S FAULT" AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAD RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A TRIP TO WEST AFRICA FOLLOWED BY A TRIP TO THE BORDER REGION IN SOUTH TEXAS.  
DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOW IT WAS "BUSH'S FAULT"!  AND FOR YOU LOW INFORMATION VOTERS, YES THIS IS FICTIONAL SATIRE.        

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<a href="http://www.stopobamain2012.net/WASHINGTON-DESTROYED-BY-TERRORIST-NUKE.html" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://theblot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ebola-outbreak.jpg" height="216" width="320" /></a> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">IN AN ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE SERIES OF EVENTS IT HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT AN OUTBREAK OF EBOLA (HEMORRHAGIC FEVER) HAS OCCURRED IN SOUTH TEXAS JUST NORTH OF THE MEXICAN BORDER.  ACCORDING TO TEXAS AUTHORITES THE EBOLA VIRUS WAS MOST CERTAINLY BROUGHT ACROSS THE BORDER BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. SHORTLY AFTER TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THEIR FINDINGS FEDERAL AUTHORITIES FROM THE OBAMA CDC  WERE QUICK TO DENOUNCE IT.  POINTING OUT THAT THE BORDER WAS COMPLETELY SECURE AND NOT EVEN A DESERT MOUSE COULD CROSS UNDETECTED FROM THE SOUTH.  FURTHERMORE, TOP OFFICIALS AT OBAMA'S CDC CONTEND THAT IF THE EBOLA VIRUS IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN SOUTH TEXAS IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY "BUSH'S FAULT" AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAD RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A TRIP TO WEST AFRICA FOLLOWED BY A TRIP TO THE BORDER REGION IN SOUTH TEXAS.  </span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><i>DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOW IT WAS "BUSH'S FAULT"!  AND YES THIS IS FICTIONAL SATIRE.</i>         </span></b></span></div>

TONSILS vs CIRCUMCISION

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. 

The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." 

 The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." 

 The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?" The first boy says, "Circumcision." 

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."  

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Texans on the Border

NO BULL$HIT TEXANS IN THE FORM OF THE TEXAS HIGHWAY PATROL AND TEXAS NATIONAL GUARD ARE NOW ON THE BORDER.  THOSE GREASE-BALL DRUG RUNNERS FROM DOWN SOUTH BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY FIRE ACROSS THE BORDER.  THESE TEXANS ARE NOT RESTRAINED BY OBAMA'S FEDERAL REGULATION LIKE THE BORDER PATROL THAT STOPS FEDERAL AGENTS FROM RETURNING FIRE. 

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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.stopobamain2012.net/WASHINGTON-DESTROYED-BY-TERRORIST-NUKE.html" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/85/db/c2/85dbc2c428bace59ef538fff0f06bc85.jpg" height="424" width="610" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: small;">NO BULL$HIT TEXANS IN THE FORM OF THE TEXAS HIGHWAY PATROL AND TEXAS NATIONAL GUARD ARE NOW ON THE BORDER.  THOSE GREASE-BALL DRUG RUNNERS FROM DOWN SOUTH BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY FIRE ACROSS THE BORDER.  THESE TEXANS ARE NOT RESTRAINED BY OBAMA'S FEDERAL REGULATION LIKE THE BORDER PATROL.</span></b><b><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"> </span></b></div>

THE OBAMA BORDER AMNESTY PLAN

WHEN OBAMA CANNOT GET CONGRESS TO GO ALONG WITH HIS PLAN FOR ANYTHING HE JUST MANAGES TO SIDE STEP THE DOCUMENT THAT WAS WRITTEN TO PREVENT JUST SUCH A THING AS EXECUTIVE OVERREACH.  CARTOON BY BOB GORRELL 

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PUTIN GUARDS THE BORDER

IF ONLY WE HAD SOMEONE LIKE PUTIN GUARDING OUR SOUTHERN BORDER.  NOT THE PUTIN WHO SHOT DOWN FLIGHT 17, BUT A MAN OF DETERMINATION AND NOT A WEASEL-LIKE WIMP.  CARTOON BY TONY BRANCO

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