Fox News - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez thinks capitalism may be responsible for the lack of life on the planet Mars. "I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in a speech on Tuesday. The socialist president has been a fierce opponent of capitalism, and during his World Water Day speech, Chavez blamed capitalism for destroying Earth's water supplies as well.
"I know you folks have heard a lot of stupid crap from leftards, I thought hearing some stupid Brit crying on radio a few months ago that - 'those yanks, it was them, they stole the gulf stream' - was really quite stupid. But this really takes the cake, capitalism killed off mars folks.
Well then hugo you dumb turd, why don't you and your socialist apes get together and build a big, fat rocket, put your glorious socialism on this big, fat rocket; blast it off to mars and when it gets there in 3 days flat.... much faster than the NASA spaceships because that's a product of capitalism.... you can plant your wonderful socialism on Mars.
And I'm sure once socialism arrives on Mars, it'll soon turn into a wonderous utopia with streams of pure water, gigantic rain forests, cannibals and all sorts of beautiful savages running around like in that movie Avatar. It'll be a socialist dream come true. Heck, I'm even sure plenty of the worlds stupid liberals will be hopping on to more big, fat rockets heading to the new world.
So go on chump, instead of caterwauling about capitalism every few months to get attention when your pimp-daddy Fidel gets bored of whipping you, show us how much better your glorious socialism is! But you won't will you, because like every other leftist traitor carping against capitalism and pining for communism, you can't offer something better, all you can bring is stupidity, fascism and turning everything to carp.
Well then hugo you dumb turd, why don't you and your socialist apes get together and build a big, fat rocket, put your glorious socialism on this big, fat rocket; blast it off to mars and when it gets there in 3 days flat.... much faster than the NASA spaceships because that's a product of capitalism.... you can plant your wonderful socialism on Mars.
And I'm sure once socialism arrives on Mars, it'll soon turn into a wonderous utopia with streams of pure water, gigantic rain forests, cannibals and all sorts of beautiful savages running around like in that movie Avatar. It'll be a socialist dream come true. Heck, I'm even sure plenty of the worlds stupid liberals will be hopping on to more big, fat rockets heading to the new world.
So go on chump, instead of caterwauling about capitalism every few months to get attention when your pimp-daddy Fidel gets bored of whipping you, show us how much better your glorious socialism is! But you won't will you, because like every other leftist traitor carping against capitalism and pining for communism, you can't offer something better, all you can bring is stupidity, fascism and turning everything to carp.
6 comments:
Didn't you know that liberals are mentally ill. I thought you knew that. Well you do now. :)
A lot of people don't know this, but I'm originally from Mars. I hated Capitalism, so I left there to come here where socialism is alive and well.
Liberals/Socialists and intelligent thought don't mix. I think Mars would be a great place for libs and socialists.
Gah! Idiots do abound.
How could anyone possibly believe that capitalism and Mars have a connection?
I say we send Hugo, Fidel, Evo, Nancy, Harry and all the rest of them to Mars.
NASA needs a new mission.
Thanks for the link back, much appreciated.
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