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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Chicago Dog Arrested for Peeing on Obama Yard Sign

RECENTLY THIS LOWLY MUTT WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY A LOCAL DOG CATCHER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, NOT FOR HAVE NO TAGS, BUT FOR DARING TO URINATE ON AN OBAMA YARD SIGN.  AT THIS TIME A $1,000,000 BAIL HAS BEEN SET WITH THE LOCAL REPUBLICAN PARTY ATTEMPTING TO RAISE THE MONEY TO SPRING THIS DANGEROUS CRIMINAL FROM THE COOK COUNTRY JAIL WHERE HE WAS PLACED INSTEAD OF THE LOCAL POUND BECAUSE OF THREATS ON HIS LIFE.  BARACK OBAMA HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN THIS MUTT'S CASE AND INDICATED HE WOULD ACCEPT THE RELEASE OF THIS MUTT INTO HIS CUSTODY IF A GALLON OF BAR-B-QUE SAUCE CAME WITH THE DEAL.
IF YOU WANT MORE DETAILS THAT JUST MUDDY THE WATERS GO TO ANOTHER SITE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU!
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

Good doggy. Bwahahahahahaha. See, you can't fool the dogs either.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I don't have a dog, so I do the deed myself.