Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the
woman's husband.
Trojan Condom Pleasure Pack Lubricated, 36 Count
Trojan Condom Pleasure Pack Lubricated, 36 Count
Poor Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance
Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7
Tour de France Races, while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike!!!!!
Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn't take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick S O B!!
SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25.
Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
Best Regards
Pregnant Prostitute
doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
"For crying out loud, if you ate a tin of beans would you know
which one made you fart?"
EASYJET
Paddy calls United to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I Don't know! It's your bloody plane."
Paddy calls United to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I Don't know! It's your bloody plane."
Instead of "the John"
I call my bathroom "the Jim".
That way it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing
every Morning.
2 comments:
Bwahahahahahahaha. Just so you know I stole this one and it will post on my blog next Thursday. I gave you credit.
Have a terrific day. ☺
I know how you feel. I bought that damn Tiger Woods' DVD too, and I don't even golf.
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