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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Shocking, Obama's Paramour Revealed

IN A SOMEWHAT SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT, PICTURES OF OBAMA'S PARAMOUR HAVE JUST BEEN REVEALED.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT THIS UNFOLDING NEWS STORY, THE PRESIDENT AT FIRST DENIED ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS WOMAN, BUT SUDDENLY SAW A POLITICAL OPPORTUNITY.  OBAMA IS NOW CLAIMING THAT IN ORDER TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT FOR AFFIRMATION ACTION HE DECIDED TO TAKE A WHITE WOMAN AS HIS LOVER.  ADDITIONALLY, BARACK SAYS THIS STEP WAS PROMPTED BY HIS FIRM BELIEF IN WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION AND HAS THEREFORE DECIDED TO SHARE HIS MANLINESS WITH OTHERS.  OPENING RUMORS THAT MORE OF HIS CONCUBINES MAY SOON BE REVEALED.  ALSO POSTED AT OBAMA CARTOONS
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