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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

What to expect when your employer switches over to ObamaCare

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is…”Embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
ABOVE CARTOON BY  TONY BRANCO

3 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I guess duct can fix just about anything.

Sandee said...

Yep, this sounds about right. That is if you can even be seen by anyone.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Proof said...

(11) No waiting room. It's a drive through.