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Monday, November 25, 2013

ObamaLife and ObamaBurial

THOSE IN THE CENTRAL PLANNING COMMITTEE OF THE USSA WITH GUIDANCE FROM "THE ONE" WILL SOON PUT INTO EFFECT "OBAMALIFE".  THIS FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE IS NEEDED TO OFFSET THE COST OF "FREE HEALTH CARE".  THE PROCEEDS FROM THIS MANDATED FEDERAL LIFE INSURANCE PLAN WILL BE PLACED IN A LOCK BOX AND DISTRIBUTED BY A SELECT COMMITTEE UPON YOUR DEATH TO THOSE DEEMED TO BE THE MOST NEEDY IN THE COLLECTIVE.  ADDITIONALLY THOSE COMMITTEE MEMBERS ARE CONSIDERING OBAMABURIAL, A COMPREHENSIVE PLAN TO DISPOSE OF HUMAN REMAINS IN A FAIR AND EQUITABLE MANNER WHERE EVERYONE WILL BE TREATED THE SAME.  THIS WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED BY LAYING DOWN A STRICT SET OF GUIDELINES THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED IN THE EVENT A LOVED ONE PASSES.  BOTH OBAMALIFE AND OBAMABURIAL WILL HELP REDUCE THE NATIONAL DEBT AND PROVIDE NEEDED INVESTMENT IN THE NATIONS INFRASTRUCTURE.  ADDITIONALLY, DEAR LEADER, HAS ASSURED EVERYONE THAT "IF YOU LIKE YOUR BURIAL PLOT THEY CAN KEEP IT."  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.

Obama's America: Unmaking the American Dream

2 comments:

Sandee said...

Progressives make me ill. Yes they do.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

He will save us ...