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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

A Chicken in every Pot and a Penis Pump in every Home

DURING THE 1928 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION JUST BEFORE THE GREAT DEPRESSION, HEBERT HOOVER  PROMISED AMERICANS A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT.  NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY HOOVER, BHO IS CALLING NOT ONLY FOR FREE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS FOR EVERY FEMALE (EVEN THOSE OVER 60), BUT HE IS ASSURING US THAT UNDER THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT THERE WILL BE A PENIS PUMP IN EVERY HOME.  IN A RECENT REPORT FROM FOX NEWS  IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS SPENT OVER $175 MILLION ON "VACUUM ERECTION SYSTEMS" BETTER KNOW AS (VES"s) IN THE PAST 5 YEARS.  BUT AS IS THE CASE WITH ALMOST ALL GOVERNMENT PURCHASES THEY PAYED ABOUT TWICE THE REGULAR RETAIL PRICE.  AFTER ALL WHAT BUREAUCRAT WORTH HIS SALT WOULD BE REDUCED TO BARTERING WITH PENIS PUMP MANUFACTURERS.  THIS IS ALL VERY DISTURBING, BUT THE THING THAT IS MOST UPSETTING IS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MINE YET
Thanks to The Peoples Cube for the image and the idea for this post. 

2 comments:

Sandee said...

We've gone over the edge. Yes we have. Our federal government is a joke. Don't they see that? No they don't.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Those pricks in Washington can use them.