REDUCE YOUR RACIAL FOOTPRINT BY BUYING OFFSETS FROM NAACP

RACIST OF AMERICA, THERE IS GOOD NEWS TODAY. THE NAACP HAS ANNOUNCED THAT YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN YOUR RACIST COMMENTS SUCH AS THE DESPEAKABLE "N" WORD, PORCH MONKEY, SPEAR CHUCKER, COLORED, AND NEGRO AND A LONG LIST OF OTHER DEGRADING WORDS AND PHRASES IF AND ONLY IF YOU PURCHASE RACIAL OFFSETS AT THE LOCAL BRANCH OF THE NAACP.  AFTER ALL FELLOW RACIST "GREEN" IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLOR OF ALL----IT TRUMPS ALL OTHERS.  IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://totus-blog.blogspot.com/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC47r6Azmy0IS02o0THxS45AYYYsDsmeWcG9j55ut92VzewKxQ5liUlJfYttwbhhEYek34X9ZEzP3b0X4SAq51tGMBjBuVSBEKJ8jqCjrfS3LRTGUhu3rle6dTCZOQKOrrCTa1sSlcm3A/s320/purchase_racial_offsets.jpg" height="356" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> RACIST OF AMERICA, THERE IS GOOD NEWS TODAY. THE NAACP HAS ANNOUNCED THAT YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN YOUR RACIST COMMENTS SUCH AS THE DESPEAKABLE "N" WORD, PORCH MONKEY, SPEAR CHUCKER, COLORED, AND NEGRO AND A LONG LIST OF OTHER DEGRADING WORDS AND PHRASES IF AND ONLY IF YOU PURCHASE RACIAL OFFSETS AT THE LOCAL BRANCH OF THE NAACP.  AFTER ALL FELLOW RACIST "GREEN" IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLOR OF ALL----IT TRUMPS ALL OTHERS.  IMAGE FROM <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">THE PEOPLES CUBE</a></div>

REDNECK AND GATOR

A very rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. 

 At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. 

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars'. 'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then? 'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options'? Again Leroy said 'no'. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want? Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool'!

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Racist Vacitan just a front group for Koch Brothers

ONCE AGAIN AN ORGANIZATION THAT'S RUN BY OLD WHITE MEN HAS PROVED IT'S RACISM BY CANONIZING TWO DEAD WHITE MEN WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF OUR DEAR LEADER, BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA. HOW LONG MUST WE ALLOW SUCH RACIST GROUPS TO CONTROL THE DESTINY OF MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD.  WHEN EVERYONE KNOW IF YOU'RE WHITE, MALE AND OLD YOU ARE ALMOST CERTAIN TO BE A RACIST BY TODAY'S STANDARDS.  FROM THE CHURCH TO THE KOCH BROTHERS TO THE OLD GREY LEADERS OF THE REACTIONARY REPUBLICAN PARTY LATENT RACIST MUST BE PURGED FROM POSITIONS OF POWER.  IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

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PRIVATE PROPERTY IS FOR KNUCKLE-DRAGGIN NEANDERTHALS

GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP OF PROPERTY IS NOTHING NEW IN THIS COUNTRY AND TODAY THE FEDS OWN SOME 81% OF THE LAND IN NEVADA.  THOSE KNUCKLE-DRAGGIN NEANDERTHAL CONSERVATIVES WHO CONTINUE TO INSIST THAT PRIVATE OWNERSHIP OF PROPERTY IS A INHERITED RIGHT ARE SWIMMING AGAINST THE TIDE OF HISTORY.  ANY LOGICALLY THINKING AMERICAN MUST REALIZE THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CAN DO A BETTER JOB OF MANAGING PROPERTY THAT CAN SOME LOWLY INDIVIDUAL.  AFTER ALL ONE NEED ONLY LOOK AT THE SPOTLESS REST ROOMS IN OUR PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND COMPARE THEM WITH THOSE AT HOME.

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Harley-Davidson and God

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' 

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' 

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.''Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention ! 

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension 

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much 

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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Arizona Snowbird

I was in Scottsdale, Arizona the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I Miss Chicago." So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, I hope this helps !

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PANTIES ON A PLANE

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. 

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.' Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' 

The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' 

The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties... What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look’n for da black box first'

Had to pass on the image for this posting!!! 

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Worlds greatest card trick

THIS IS ONE GREAT TRICK.  BEST WATCHED ON FULL SCREEN. HOW DID HE DO IT?

BOWL-O-BAMA

After losing money for years and the guy was ready to close up and shut it down, he tried one last thing, and now business is booming, wonder why? 

A bowling alley in Clearwater, Florida, Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy. Clever! What a money-maker! What a way to vent frustration!(Your laugh for the day) Very Interesting!! 

Want to knock his teeth out? The alley also reported a record number of 300 games. Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames. 

This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league. They aren't sure why, but seems as though they don't have many democrats or immigrants bowling…

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BONUS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS

A MIDDLE AGED BLACK MAN WENT TO HIS DOCTOR USING HIS OBAMACARE CARD FOR THE FIRST TIME.  HE TOLD THE DOCTOR HE AND HIS WIFE HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR ONLY 10 YEARS, BUT ALREADY HAD 12 CHILDREN.  THE MAN WAS QUITE DESPERATE AND ASKED THE DOC WHAT HE COULD DO TO STOP THIS TREND.  THE DOCTOR KNOWING THAT BIRTH CONTROL DEVICES WERE AVAILABLE AT NO CHARGE TOLD THE MAN JUST TO PUT A RUBBER OVER THE ORGAN WHEN HE GOT THE FEELING.  

HE RETURNED IN 3 YEARS TELLING THE DOCTOR HE HAD 3 NEW LITTLE ONES AT HOME AND WAS QUITE MAD AT THE DOC.  THE DOCTOR, WAS PUZZLED AND ASKED DID HE PUT A RUBBER OVER THE ORGAN WHEN HE GOT THAT SPECIAL FEELING.  THE PATIENT REPLIED, "WE DON'T HAVE AN ORGAN SO I JUST TOSSED A SHEET OVER THE PIANO."

I SUPPOSE THERE IS A MORAL HERE, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!  

"SHOTGUN" JOE BIDEN BEING SENT TO REINFORCE UKRAINIAN FORCES IN KIEV

IN A UNPRECEDENTED MOVE, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SENDING SHOTGUN JOE BIDEN TO UKRAINE TO REINFORCE BELEAGUERED UKRAINIAN FORCES AROUND KIEV.  BIDEN WILL NOT COME EMPTY HANDED,  HE IS BRINGING NOT ONLY HIS TRUSTY 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN WHICH IN ITSELF WILL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF PUTIN, BUT ALSO ACCOMPANYING BIDEN WILL BE 3 LARGE C-5 GALAXY USAF TRANSPORT PLANES CARRYING AN ESTIMATED 3,000,000 BOTTLE ROCKETS TO RESTORE THE UKRAINIAN MISSILE SHIELD, GIVEN UP BY THAT NATION UNDER AN OLD AGREEMENT IN WHICH THE U.S. PROMISED TO DEFEND IT'S SOVEREIGNTY IN RETURN FOR GIVING UP IT NUKES.  AND WHO DARES TO SAY, THAT OUR DEAR LEADER IS A WIMP IN FACING DOWN THE RUSSIAN BEAR DOWN.  ALREADY, CHEERING CROWDS ARE GATHER IN THE STREETS OF KIEV TO WELCOME SHOTGUN JOE.

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BITCH AND PITCH

SOME AMERICANS HAVE JUST RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS SEEMINGLY TURNED A DEAF EAR TO THEIR MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT AND OTHER VITAL QUESTIONS SUCH AS BENGHAZI AND THE IRS SCANDAL.  RECENT EVENTS HOWEVER, AT YANKEE STADIUM SEEMS TO HAVE PROVEN THAT OBAMA, INDEED, DOES HAVE A SERIOUS  HEARING PROBLEM.  IMAGE FROM LIBERAL LOGIC

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CENSUS BUREAU UNDER WHITE HOUSE CONTROL

FOR OVER 100 YEARS THE CENSUS BUREAU WAS UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE COMMERCE DEPARTMENT, BUT WHEN OBAMA CAME INTO OFFICE IN 2009 CONTROL WAS SWITCHED OVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE. WONDER WHY?  MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THE CENSUS QUESTIONS WERE WORDED TO THE PEOPLE.  AFTER ALL YOU CAN ALMOST ALWAYS GET THE DESIRED ANSWER IF THE QUESTION IS PHRASED PROPERLY.  THE ABOVE CARTOON FROM HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS  ILLUSTRATES JUST THIS POINT WITH THE QUESTION: "ARE YOU PRESENTLY NOT NON-INSURED"?

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Cat One-liners

1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
5. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
8. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
9. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
10.How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
11.What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
12.What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
13.If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
14.What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
15.Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
16.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
17.What's the difference between a cat and a kitten?  A cat can scratch you but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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RACIST WOMAN-HATER

WHEN YOU'RE LOSING THE DEBATE THERE IS LITTLE LEFT, BUT POUNDING THE TABLE.  TO DEMOCRATS POUNDING THE TABLE CONSIST OF CALLING THE OPPOSITION INBRED RACIST REDNECK KNUCKLEDRAGGIN TROGLODYTE MISOGYNIST.  AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK JUST CALL THEM A BUNCH OF OLD FAT-CAT TEA-BAGGIN WHITE MEN.  CARTOON BY  BOB GORRELL

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Obama controls both "Death and Taxes"

WE HAVE ALL HEARD THE PHRASE ABOUT "DEATH AND TAXES" AND KNOW ONLY TOO WELL THAT WE MUST AT SOMETIME COME TO FACE WITH BOTH.  THE GRIM REAPER LIKE THE IRS AGENT IS ALWAYS JUST RIGHT AROUND THE NEXT CORNER.  THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO LEVY TAXES TO MAINTAIN THE ESSENTIAL OPERATIONS OF GOVERNMENT---THIS IS NOTHING NEW.  BUT NOW WITH THE IMPLICATION OF OBAMACARE THE GOVERNMENT IS ABLE TO CONTROL WHAT MEDICINES WE CAN HAVE, WHAT HOSPITALS WE CAN GO TO AND EVEN WHAT DOCTOR WE CAN SEE.  IN SHORT, THEY HOLD NOT ONLY THE TAX CARD, 

BUT THE DEATH CARD AS WELL.  YOU MAY THINK THIS IS FAR FETCHED, BUT THOSE PROGRESSIVES WHO WROTE THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT AND WHO STILL CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT ARE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT THE GOOD OF THE WHOLE COMES BEFORE THE GOOD OF THE INDIVIDUAL.  IN SHORT THEY AT STATIST AND WOULD EAGERLY SACRIFICE THE INDIVIDUAL FOR THE GOOD OF THE STATE.  AFTER ALL WHEN AN INDIVIDUAL REACHES THAT POINT WHERE HE IS NO LONGER PRODUCTIVE HE IS WORTHLESS.  THAT IS WORTHLESS, UNLESS HE IS A MEMBER OF SOME ENTITLEMENT GROUP THAT IS STILL ABLE TO CAST A VOTE.  IN THAT CASE HIS VALUE TO THE STATIST IS PRICELESS AND HE CAN CONTINUE ON HIS MERRY WAY CONTRIBUTING NOTHING TO SOCIETY BUT HIS PRECIOUS VOTE ON ELECTION DAY.  ONE COULD VERY EASILY ARGUE THAT ONE OF THE PRIMARY PURPOSES OF THE ACA WAS TO PROTECT THESE PEOPLE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS.  THANKS TO HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS FOR THE TOP IMAGE.

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April 15: Bloodsucker Day

IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THIS DAY MILLIONS WERE WITNESS TO A RARE ASTRONOMICAL EVENT---A BLOOD MOON.  JUST AN OMEN OF THINGS TO COME THIS DAY. ONCE A YEAR THIS IS THE DAY FOR THE BLOODSUCKERS TO COME OUT IN FORCE.  THOSE LEECHES AT THE IRS AND OTHER GOVERNMENTAL AGENCIES AS WELL AS MILLIONS OF OTHER AMERICANS ARE WAITING FOR THE MONEY THAT'S COMING THEIR WAY.  WITH ONLY 20% OF THE PEOPLE PAYING INCOME TAX WHILE THE OTHERS REAP THE BENEFITS OF THEIR LABORS IT'S A DAY OF FEASTING.  THOSE WALKING DEAD, AND THEY ARE THAT, ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR A LIVE VICTIM TO SINK THEIR TEETH IN.  YES TODAY IS TAX DAY FOR MANY AMERICANS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE VAST MAJORITY IT HAS ONLY ONE MEANING---JUST MORE FREE STUFF PAID FOR BY THE SWEAT OF OTHERS.  CARTOON BY STEVE BREEN

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FREE SPEECH and the BATTLE OF BUNDY RANCH

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S BLM (BUREAU  OF LAND MANAGEMENT) HAS SET UP A 10 ACRE "FREE SPEECH" ZONE ON SOME 600,000 LEAVING THOSE FOLKS ON THE REMAINING 599,990 ACRES WITHOUT THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.  THIS ALL CAME ABOUT BECAUSE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S DISPUTE WITH RANCHER CLIVEN BUNDY OVER HIS RIGHT TO USE STATE LAND REGULATED BY THE BUREAU OF LAND MANAGEMENT.  THE FEDS SENT IN ARMED AGENTS TO ROUND UP BUNDY'S CATTLE AND CONFISCATE THEM TO PAY BACK FEES.  YESTERDAY HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF GROWING PROTEST, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DECIDED TO WITHDRAW THE ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS AND ABANDON THE EFFORT TO ROUND UP THE CATTLE.  BUT NOT BEFORE SPENDING SOME $1,000,000 OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS IN THEIR FAILED EFFORT.  BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, LET ME SAY I AGREE WITH THE DECISION OF THE BLM TO STAND DOWN AND LEAVE THE BUNDY RANCH.  THAT SAID, THIS MOVE ON THE PART OF THE FEDS (I SURE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA) TO SURRENDER TO RANCHER BUNDY ISN'T SURPRISING IN THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE A WEAK LEADER TIME AND TIME AGAIN DURING HIS 5 YEARS IN OFFICE.  THE MAN HAS NO SPINE AND IS SIMPLY AFRAID OF CONFRONTATION.  NOW THAT, THAT IS OUT OF THE WAY LET ME SAY THAT THIS CONFLICT IN THE DESERT OF NEVADA HAS SHOWN THAT ONE MAN WILLING TO STAND UP TO THE POWER OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.  CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR CLIVEN BUNDY AND THOSE WHO RALLIED TO HIS JUST CAUSE.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE NEWLY APPOINTED HEAD OF THE BLM IS A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF HARRY REID FROM NEVADA AND THAT SENATOR REID IS NO FRIEND TO NEVADA RANCHERS AND HAS RECEIVED LITTLE SUPPORT FROM THEM IN THE PAST.  PERHAPS THIS IS WHY AFTER MANY YEARS THE BUREAU OF LAND MANAGEMENT DECIDED TO MOVE ON BUNDY.

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PAYING FOR OBAMACARE

WHEN ONE STOPS TO THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT THOSE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THEY WOULD GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHING---JUST MORE SO-CALLED "FREE STUFF" WILL BE THE ONES HAVING TO PICK UP THE BULK OF THE TAB FOR OBAMACARE.  I SUPPOSE THERE IS SOME POETIC JUSTICE IN THAT.  AFTER ALL, THEY WERE ONE OF THE MAJOR GROUPS SUPPORTING THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT.  LOOKS LIKE THEIR CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST.  OBAMACARE, DOESN'T HAVE MANY POSITIVES, BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THEM.  CARTOON BY  GARY VARVEL

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Just for Fun

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Obama, Jobs and Bullshit

WE HAVE AN UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY AND NOT AN EQUAL PAY PROBLEM. THERE ARE ALREADY LAWS ON THE BOOKS TO REMEDY WHATEVER DIFFERENCES EXIST. THE $.23 DIFFERENCE THE PRESIDENT TALKS ABOUT IS NOTHING BUT A RED HERRING, BUT THEN WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT "OBAMA MATH"---JUST LOOK AT THE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE NUMBERS. OBAMA ALWAYS, ALWAYS FALLS BACK ON SUCH THINGS AS THE RACE AND GENDER CARD TO COVER THE FAILURES OF HIS ADMINISTRATION. IT IS NEVER, NEVER HIS FAULT, BUT THAT OF RACIST, MISOGYNIST, OR SOME RIGHT LEANING GROUP LIKE THE TEA PARTY. OBAMA'S POLITICS IS THE POLITICS OF DIVISION, OF DRIVING ELEMENTS OF SOCIETY INTO OPPOSING CORNERS. WITH THE HOPE OF CREATING SOME TEMPORARY ADVANTAGE AT THE POLLS. THIS IS CONTRARY TO EVERYTHING HE PROMISED WHEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE. IN SHORT, HE IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST LIAR TO EVER SIT IN THE OVAL OFFICE. HE SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT CREATING JOBS FOR MORE AMERICANS, BUT FAILING TO DO THAT HE IS SIMPLY TRYING TO DEFLECT ATTENTION AWAY FROM HIS FAILURE TO ACCOMPLISH THAT. PERSONALLY I DOUBT THE PRESIDENT IS REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT JOB CREATION, BECAUSE BY DOING THAT HE WOULD DECREASE DEPENDENCY ON THE GOVERNMENT, AND AFTER ALL OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS RELY ON VOTERS WHO ARE FORCED ON TO THE FOOD STAMP AND WELFARE ROLLS FOR THEIR VERY SURVIVAL. CARTOON BY  WILLIAM WARREN

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Money is the Root of Politics

HARRY REID AND THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN IN FULL ATTACK MODE ON THE CONSERVATIVE KOCH BROTHERS FOR THEIR MASSIVE DONATIONS TO VARIOUS REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES, BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEY ARE STRANGELY SILENT WHEN IT COMES TO THE MILLIONS SPENT BY GEORGE SOROS FOR THEIR SIDE. MONEY IS CERTAINLY NO STRANGER TO POLITICS BOTH SIDES MUST HAVE IT.  IT IS THEIR LIVES BLOOD.  THAT SAID BOTH SIDES TRY TO BUY VOTES IN DIFFERENT WAYS.  THE REPUBLICANS BY BUYING ADS WITH MONEY SUPPLIED BY DONORS.  WHILE THE DEMOCRATS ALSO DO THIS, THEY ADDITIONALLY EMPLOY ANOTHER TACTIC---THEY PROMISE TAX-PAYER MONEY TO THOSE THAT SUPPORT THEIR CANDIDATES.  BASICALLY THE REPUBLICANS RELY ON DONATIONS FROM PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS WHEREAS THE DEMS OFFER PUBLIC FUNDS TO BUY SO-CALL FREE STUFF FOR THOSE WHO WOULD PULL THAT LEVER FOR THEM!  THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.  CARTOON BY TONY BRANCO

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Obamacare and The Great Society

IN THE LAST FEW YEARS OF THE LBJ ADMINISTRATION HE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS "GREAT SOCIETY" PROGRAMS THROUGH CONGRESS".  THESE PROGRAMS WERE PRESENTED AS THE "WAR ON POVERTY"!  AS ANY THINKING PERSON MIGHT SUSPECT POVERTY ONLY GOT WORSE AS MANY IN THE POOR BLACK COMMUNITIES SIMPLY QUIT THEIR JOBS AND WAITED FOR THOSE GOVERNMENT HAND OUTS.  I KNOW THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AS I LIVED IN A RURAL AREA IN THE DEEP SOUTH AND SAW THOUSANDS OF BLACKS FLEE THE FARMS AND HEAD TO THE CITIES  WHERE THEY SOUGHT OUT THE ROCKING CHAIRS FOR THEIR FRONT PORCHES.  EVENTUALLY THOSE THAT DID REMAIN ON THEIR FARM JOBS DID FAR BETTER THAN THEIR CITY COUSINS WHO CHOSE TO REMAIN IN THOSE ROCKING CHAIRS WHILE WAITING FOR THE NEXT GOVERNMENT CHECK.  THE "GREAT SOCIETY" PROGRAM OF LBJ WAS A FAILURE, BUT NOT A FAILURE TO THE DEMOCRATS WHO PASSED IT, BECAUSE AFTER ALL IT LOCKED IN THE BLACK VOTE FOR THEM IN ALL THE ELECTIONS.  THE SO-CALLED "FREE STUFF" DID BUY VOTES.

THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT aka OBAMACARE WAS SOLD IN MUCH THE SAME WAY AS LBJ'S "GREAT SOCIETY" BY POLITICIANS MAKING PROMISES THEY KNEW WOULD NOT BE KEPT.  REMEMBER WHEN BARACK OBAMA SAID, "YOU CAN KEEP YOUR POLICY AND DOCTOR AND INSURANCE RATES WILL GO DOWN BY SOME $2,500 PER FAMILY."  LYNDON JOHNSON'S GREAT SOCIETY DID WORK IN ONE WAY BY ASSURING THE DEMOCRATS MOST BLACK VOTES FOR YEARS TO COME.  AND OBAMACARE WILL ASSURE SOME VOTES IN THESE SAME AREAS.  BUT WAIT THEY ALREADY HAVE THOSE.  WHAT OBAMACARE HAS DONE AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO IS TO ASSURE THAT THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE VOTING FOR PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS AGAIN.  ONLY A SMALL MINORITY WILL BENEFIT FROM OBAMACARE WHILE THE VAST MAJORITY WILL SUFFER.  AND IN THE LONG RUN THOSE WHO MAY BE BENEFITING NOW WILL FIND IT HARDER AND HARDER TO SEE A DOCTOR DESPITE HAVING HEALTH INSURANCE.  AFTER ALL WHAT GOOD IS A POLICY, IF YOU CAN'T GET A DOCTOR.

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<div style="text-align: justify;"> <a href="http://totus-blog.blogspot.com/" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW4sc5TVOoBt0GlHvI3zEz0N_1LebfsY9Oe_AYC-l9fRjDUF43aKoJpl9B-KOqRnCsPE18wsngB0KETM4UkPO88lAdKCWaXxxbGC5veIxI_4rCEBP1THdu4nLM6hZw-4UmMG5JznXPh-Y/s320/war_on_poverty_obamacare.jpg" height="400" width="357" /></a> IN THE LAST FEW YEARS OF THE LBJ ADMINISTRATION HE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS "GREAT SOCIETY" PROGRAMS THROUGH CONGRESS".  THESE PROGRAMS WERE PRESENTED AS THE "WAR ON POVERTY"!  AS ANY THINKING PERSON MIGHT SUSPECT POVERTY ONLY GOT WORSE AS MANY IN THE POOR BLACK COMMUNITIES SIMPLY QUIT THEIR JOBS AND WAITED FOR THOSE GOVERNMENT HAND OUTS.  I KNOW THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AS I LIVED IN A RURAL AREA IN THE DEEP SOUTH AND SAW THOUSANDS OF BLACKS FLEE THE FARMS AND HEAD TO THE CITIES  WHERE THEY SOUGHT OUT THE ROCKING CHAIRS FOR THEIR FRONT PORCHES.  EVENTUALLY THOSE THAT DID REMAIN ON THEIR FARM JOBS DID FAR BETTER THAN THEIR CITY COUSINS WHO CHOSE TO REMAIN IN THOSE ROCKING CHAIRS WHILE WAITING FOR THE NEXT GOVERNMENT CHECK.  THE "GREAT SOCIETY" PROGRAM OF LBJ WAS A FAILURE, BUT NOT A FAILURE TO THE DEMOCRATS WHO PASSED IT, BECAUSE AFTER ALL IT LOCKED IN THE BLACK VOTE FOR THEM IN ALL THE ELECTIONS.  THE SO-CALLED "FREE STUFF" DID BUY VOTES.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT aka OBAMACARE WAS SOLD IN MUCH THE SAME WAY AS LBJ'S "GREAT SOCIETY" BY POLITICIANS MAKING PROMISES THEY KNEW WOULD NOT BE KEPT.  REMEMBER WHEN BARACK OBAMA SAID, "YOU CAN KEEP YOUR POLICY AND DOCTOR AND INSURANCE RATES WILL GO DOWN BY SOME $2,500 PER FAMILY."  LYNDON JOHNSON'S GREAT SOCIETY DID WORK IN ONE WAY BY ASSURING THE DEMOCRATS MOST BLACK VOTES FOR YEARS TO COME.  AND OBAMACARE WILL ASSURE SOME VOTES IN THESE SAME AREAS.  BUT WAIT THEY ALREADY HAVE THOSE.  WHAT OBAMACARE HAS DONE AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO IS TO ASSURE THAT THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE VOTING FOR PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS AGAIN.  ONLY A SMALL MINORITY WILL BENEFIT FROM OBAMACARE WHILE THE VAST MAJORITY WILL SUFFER.  AND IN THE LONG RUN THOSE WHO MAY BE BENEFITING NOW WILL FIND IT HARDER AND HARDER TO SEE A DOCTOR DESPITE HAVING HEALTH INSURANCE.  AFTER ALL WHAT GOOD IS A POLICY, IF YOU CAN'T GET A DOCTOR. </div>

Obama to send Elite Strike Force to Crimea

OBAMA IS PREPARING TO SEND HIS ELITE STRIKE FORCE TO THE CRIMEA KNOWING FULL WELL, THAT THE MOSCOW WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MEET THE DEMANDS OF THE OBAMA SQUADS. PUTIN IS FULLY AWARE THAT SHOULD HE GIVE IN TO THESE NEW INVADERS IT WOULD BRING ECONOMIC RUIN NOT ONLY TO UKRAINE, BUT TO GREATER RUSSIA AS WELL. VLADIMIR HAS INSTRUCTED HIS BORDER GUARDS TO STOP THESE UNAMERICAN INTERLOPERS FROM ENTERING ANY PART OF THE NEW RUSSIAN EMPIRE  FEARING THEIR DEMANDS FOR FULL ECONOMIC EQUALITY AND A INCREASE IN THE MINIMUM WAGE TO OVER 300 RUBLES PER HOUR WILL STEAL THE THUNDER FROM HIS PROMISES TO THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE.  IN SHORT, PUTIN DOES NOT WANT TO BE OUT-PUTINED BY OVER ZEALOUS OBAMA SUPPORTERS.  IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

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Why does Obama like to lead from Behind

WHEN IT COMES TO THE OBAMA FOREIGN POLICY HE LIKES TO SAY HE IS LEADING FROM BEHIND.  A MORE APT DESCRIPTION WOULD BE LEADING WITH HIS BEHIND. BUT THEN I SUPPOSE TO OBAMA THAT'S QUITE NORMAL,  ARNOLD WOULD CALL HIM A GIRLY MAN---VERY FITTING IF YOU ASK ME.  CARTOON BY  HOPE n' CHANGE CARTOONS

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The Story of Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. 

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. 

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. "She will praise you! "She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." 

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" 

 God replied, "An arm and a leg." 

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" 

 Of course the rest is history!!!!

Believing Obama's Big Lie

WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE A BIG LIE BEFORE THEY DO THE SMALL ONE?  WHEN OBAMA TOLD AMERICANS THAT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT WOULD SAVE THE AVERAGE FAMILY SOME $2500 DOLLARS MOST PEOPLE EVIDENTLY BELIEVED HIM.  ON THE OTHER HAND WHEN BILL CLINTON REPEATEDLY SAID, "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN"  FEW BELIEVED BUBBA.  YEP, POLITICIANS HAVE LEARNED OVER THE YEARS THAT IT'S EASIER TO GET AWAY WITH THE "BIG LIE" THAN WITH THE LITTLE FIB.  SO THEY PROMISE THE MOON BUT DELIVER THAT PILE OF CRAP, AND WELL, THE PEOPLE THEN JUST EXCUSE  THEM BY SAYING ALL POLITICIANS DO THAT.  THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE COME TO----WE EVOLVED FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON TO BARACK OBAMA.  PROVING BEYOND A DOUBT THAT ALL EVOLUTION IS NOT GOOD.  CARTOON BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE

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Fort Hood just another Gun-Free Zone

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THOSE SO-CALLED MENTALLY DISTURBED INDIVIDUALS ALMOST ALWAYS TARGET VICTIMS IN THOSE AREAS WHERE IT IS UNLIKELY THAT ANYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY IS LIKELY TO SHOOT BACK.  MANY THINK THAT AN ARMY POST WOULD BE THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, BUT THE REALITY IS THAT A PLACE LIKE FORT HOOD OR ANY OTHER MILITARY BASE IS LIKE A SMALL CITY WHERE THE MAN ON THE STREET IS FORBIDDEN FROM CARRYING A FIREARM AND MUST RELY ON THE PROTECTION OF POLICE OR MP'S WHO ARE OFTEN MINUTES AWAY WHEN EVERY SECOND COUNTS.  FORT HOOD IS FEDERAL GUN CONTROL AT ITS BEST AND THE RESULT IS MASS KILLINGS AT THEIR WORST.  CARTOON BY CHIP BOK'S BOKBLUSTER

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Heaven's Gate

An old cowboy was riding his trusty horse followed by his faithful dog along an unfamiliar road. The cowboy was enjoying the new scenery, when he suddenly remembered dying, and realized the dog beside him had been dead for years, as had his horse. Confused, he wondered what was happening, and where the trail was leading them. 

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall that looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch topped by a golden letter "H" that glowed in the sunlight Standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like gold. He rode toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. Parched and tired out by his journey, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?' 'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. 'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' As the gate began to open, the cowboy asked, 'Can I bring my partners, too?' 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.' 

The cowboy thought for a moment, then turned back to the road and continued riding, his dog trotting by his side. After another long ride, at the top of another hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a ranch gate that looked as if it had never been closed. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book. 'Excuse me,' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?' 'Sure, there's a pump right over there. Help yourself.' 'How about my friends here?' the traveler gestured to the dog and his horse. 'Of course! They look thirsty, too,' said the man. The trio went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with buckets beside it. The traveler filled a cup and the buckets with wonderfully cool water and took a long drink, as did his horse and dog. When they were full, he walked back to the man who was still standing by the tree. 'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked. 'This is Heaven,' he answered. 'That's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.' 'Oh, you mean the place with the glitzy, gold street and fake pearly gates? That's hell.' 'Doesn't it make you angry when they use your name like that?' 'Not at all. Actually, we're happy they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'  The good news here for pet lovers is something most of us have always known---"pets don't go to hell"!

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