PANTIES ON A PLANE

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. 

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.' Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' 

The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' 

The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties... What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look’n for da black box first'

Had to pass on the image for this posting!!! 

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<div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. </span></b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.' Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' </span></b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' </span></b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties... What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look’n for da black box first'</span></b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Had to pass on the image for this posting!!!</span> </span></b> </div>