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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

BOWL-O-BAMA

After losing money for years and the guy was ready to close up and shut it down, he tried one last thing, and now business is booming, wonder why? 

A bowling alley in Clearwater, Florida, Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy. Clever! What a money-maker! What a way to vent frustration!(Your laugh for the day) Very Interesting!! 

Want to knock his teeth out? The alley also reported a record number of 300 games. Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames. 

This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league. They aren't sure why, but seems as though they don't have many democrats or immigrants bowling…


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BONUS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS

A MIDDLE AGED BLACK MAN WENT TO HIS DOCTOR USING HIS OBAMACARE CARD FOR THE FIRST TIME.  HE TOLD THE DOCTOR HE AND HIS WIFE HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR ONLY 10 YEARS, BUT ALREADY HAD 12 CHILDREN.  THE MAN WAS QUITE DESPERATE AND ASKED THE DOC WHAT HE COULD DO TO STOP THIS TREND.  THE DOCTOR KNOWING THAT BIRTH CONTROL DEVICES WERE AVAILABLE AT NO CHARGE TOLD THE MAN JUST TO PUT A RUBBER OVER THE ORGAN WHEN HE GOT THE FEELING.  

HE RETURNED IN 3 YEARS TELLING THE DOCTOR HE HAD 3 NEW LITTLE ONES AT HOME AND WAS QUITE MAD AT THE DOC.  THE DOCTOR, WAS PUZZLED AND ASKED DID HE PUT A RUBBER OVER THE ORGAN WHEN HE GOT THAT SPECIAL FEELING.  THE PATIENT REPLIED, "WE DON'T HAVE AN ORGAN SO I JUST TOSSED A SHEET OVER THE PIANO."

I SUPPOSE THERE IS A MORAL HERE, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!  
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