A Congress of Baboons

SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW DIFFERENT GROUPS OF ANIMALS GOT THEIR NAMES.  THINK ABOUT IT, A GROUP OF QUAIL IS CALLED A COVEY, A GAGGLE OF GEESE, A MOB OF SHEEP, A TRIBE OF GOATS, ALL OF THESE LEAVE ME SCRATCHING MY HEAD.  NOW THE ONE GROUP NAME THAT IS MOST FITTING AND UNDERSTANDABLE EVEN TO A SCHOOL CHILD IS A "CONGRESS" OF BABOONS!  NOTHING BUT BLOATED A$$HOLES THERE!   THERE IS A LESSON TO BE HAD HERE.  NEVER ELECT A SITTING GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL TO THE NATION'S HIGHEST OFFICE.  THEY ARE ALL INFECTED WITH THAT INCURABLE DISEASE OF ASSHOLEITIS!
by  Ron Russell