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Monday, February 6, 2017

Paradise would be Hell if not for Extreme Vetting and a Wall

One must wonder if admission thru the Pearly Gates was granted to every Tom, Dick and Harry who came down the pike if Paradise could maintain it's position of being the most sought after retirement location in the Universe.  Or if an open gate policy was instituted would Paradise become a Hell.  A full-blown fiery place filled with thieves, murderers, rapist, and other assorted law breakers such as border jumpers, terrorist and drug smugglers.  Now what do you think Jesus would do about immigration? 

I WOULD BE REMISS IF I FAILED TO POINT OUT THERE ARE THOSE WHO WALK AMONG US THAT SEE NO RAPIST, MURDERERS OR THIEVES ON THE STREETS OR EVEN IN THE PRISONS.  THEY INSTEAD SEE ONLY MISGUIDED SOULS WHO ARE VICTIMS OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT.  IN OTHER WORDS, THEIR BAD BEHAVIOR WAS LEARNED FROM BAD PARENTS OR OTHERS.  AFTER ALL, THOSE POOR SOULS WERE NOT BORN THAT WAY.  AND PLEASE, DON'T ALL YOU FOLKS IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY GET UPSET----I FULLY REALIZE YOU WERE INDEED BORN WITH THOSE FINE UPSTANDING QUALITIES THAT MAKE YOU STAND BENEATH THAT RAINBOW FLAG.  AND THERE WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON THOSE GOLDEN STREETS PROVIDED YOU DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THOSE SELF-TAUGHT RACIST AND NAZIS.  THOSE HATERS ON THE RIGHT  WHO HAVE GIVEN A MEGAPHONE BY THE LIKES OF DONALD TRUMP AND THE ALT-RIGHT MOVEMENT.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

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