Hillary Clinton vs. Old Sparky, and the winner is!

I've heard several conservatives recently say, in jest, that we should waterboard Clinton to get the truth.  I am not one of those RINO's and would opt for that time tested device commonly known as "Old Sparky"!  Can you just imagine the old gal, sitting on a throne of her own making instead of that vaulted one in the Oval Office and watching as Donald Trump reaches for the level.  Damn, like Chris Matthews might say, "the mere thought sends tingles up my leg".
And just think after letting Old Sparky have his way with her.  We could send the former Secretary of State off to some remote Pacific island where cannibalism is still in vogue.  Oops forgot they prefer their meat rare and not well done.  
And before you Google proof-readers get your panties in a wad.  This is only satire with a tinge of sarcasm thrown in for good measure.

Back by Popular demand: The Hanging Tree, Old Sparky, and The Firing Squad

ACCORDING TO SOME RECENT NEWS REPORTS EXECUTED INMATES HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE METHOD OF THEIR EXECUTION (LETHAL INJECTION).  AS A RESULT MANY STATES ARE CONSIDERING BRINGING BACK LONG TESTED AND PROVEN METHODS OF SENDING CONVICTS ON THEIR FINAL TRIP AT TAXPAYERS EXPENSE.  METHODS SUCH AS: OLE SPARKY (THE ULTIMATE TASER), THE SHORT ROPE FOR THAT TALL TREE, AND THEN OF COURSE THAT ALL TIME FAVORITE (THE FIRING SQUAD).  SOME HAVE CLAIMED, THAT LETHAL INJECTIONS SHOULD BE USED ONLY ON LOWLY DOGS AND CATS AND OTHER SUB-HUMAN SPECIES AND ARE TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FOR HUMAN BEINGS.  SO MANY STATES LEGISLATURES ACROSS THE NATION ARE APPARENTLY BOWING TO THE WILL OF THEIR INMATES ON DEATH ROW AND SEEKING TO UPGRADE THE METHOD USED TO SEND ONE ON HIS FINAL TRIP.  ONE STATE SENATOR WAS HEARD TO COMMENT WE AIM TO PLEASE WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE UNFORTUNATES WHO ARE SITTING ON DEATH ROW ONLY BECAUSE OF THE HEINOUS CRIMES THEY COMMITTED.