Thursday, September 8, 2016

Hillary Clinton vs. Old Sparky, and the winner is!

I've heard several conservatives recently say, in jest, that we should waterboard Clinton to get the truth.  I am not one of those RINO's and would opt for that time tested device commonly known as "Old Sparky"!  Can you just imagine the old gal, sitting on a throne of her own making instead of that vaulted one in the Oval Office and watching as Donald Trump reaches for the level.  Damn, like Chris Matthews might say, "the mere thought sends tingles up my leg".
And just think after letting Old Sparky have his way with her.  We could send the former Secretary of State off to some remote Pacific island where cannibalism is still in vogue.  Oops forgot they prefer their meat rare and not well done.  
And before you Google proof-readers get your panties in a wad.  This is only satire with a tinge of sarcasm thrown in for good measure.

1 comment:

Kid said...

I have an even better solution but it's not publishable alas. Suffice it to say Old Sparky would be too quick and sanitary.