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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Aliens - Sheep - Jackasses

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J.. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you...

3 comments:

Dr. Dave said...

Geez, Ron. That's excellent. Now it all makes perfect sense. I think you should mail this to each of their offices, just for a hoot.

hbl said...

ROFL!

Mr Pink Eyes said...

It all makes perfect sense now. Who can deny the existance of UFO's now? :)