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Friday, July 3, 2009

Thief in Paris Pics

Price of gas in France








A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'




I had no Monet







To buy Degas





To make the Van Gogh




See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse

6 comments:

Stogie said...

Ron, these are great! Do you do these yourself?

GetFreakinReal said...

Amazingly clever and just too darned funny!

Debbie said...

There you go, using that great sense of humor again.

We've been to Paris and the Louvre, if a thief truly got out of there with some paintings, he was pretty good at his trade. That place is pretty secure.

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

Anthony said...

Very clever. Excellent

Mr Pink Eyes said...

Too funny!

Anthony said...

Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

I too try to return comments to visitors, and I've added you to my blogroll as well.

I also left a reply to your comment.

Thanks again, and I hope you get lots of traffic from your link on my blogroll