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Friday, September 23, 2011

Crafty


I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever." I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses."
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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1 comment:

Sandee said...

Bwhahahahahahahaha. Well that will never happen will it.

Have a terrific day. :)