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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Obama Joke Day



Q.  WHY WON'T OBAMA LAUGH AT HIMSELF?

A.  THAT WOULD BE RACIST!
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Q.  WHAT DO OBAMA AND OSAMA HAVE IN COMMON?

A.  THEY BOTH HAVE FRIENDS THAT BOMBED THE PENTAGON!
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IF BARACK OBAMA HAD BEEN COMMAND-IN-CHIEF OF THE SIOUX AND THE CHEYENNE GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER WOULD HAVE DIED OF OLD AGE!
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IF OBAMA HAD HALF A BRAIN HIS BUTT WOULD BE LOPSIDED!
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Q.  WHY IS OBAMACARE LIKE AN APPLE A DAY?

A.  IT KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!
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EVERYONE THAT BELIEVES OBAMACARE WILL WORK IS ENTITLED TO FREE PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP!
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Q.  WHY DOES OBAMA KEEP JACKING UP THE PRICE OF GASOLINE?

A.  SO THE VOTERS CAN'T DRIVE TO THE POLLS IN NOVEMBER!
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

That cigarette hanging out of his mouth is quite disturbing. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Truth is funnier than fiction.