Q. WHY WON'T OBAMA LAUGH AT HIMSELF?
A. THAT WOULD BE RACIST!
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Q. WHAT DO OBAMA AND OSAMA HAVE IN COMMON?
A. THEY BOTH HAVE FRIENDS THAT BOMBED THE PENTAGON!
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IF BARACK OBAMA HAD BEEN COMMAND-IN-CHIEF OF THE SIOUX AND THE CHEYENNE GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER WOULD HAVE DIED OF OLD AGE!
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IF OBAMA HAD HALF A BRAIN HIS BUTT WOULD BE LOPSIDED!
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Q. WHY IS OBAMACARE LIKE AN APPLE A DAY?
A. IT KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!
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EVERYONE THAT BELIEVES OBAMACARE WILL WORK IS ENTITLED TO FREE PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP!
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Q. WHY DOES OBAMA KEEP JACKING UP THE PRICE OF GASOLINE?
A. SO THE VOTERS CAN'T DRIVE TO THE POLLS IN NOVEMBER!
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H/T to Barack Obama Jokes
2 comments:
That cigarette hanging out of his mouth is quite disturbing. Just saying.
Have a terrific day. :)
Truth is funnier than fiction.
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