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Thursday, June 27, 2013

He said.... She said....

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.  
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
 
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
 
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
 
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
 
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
 
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

1 comment:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Especially the first one.

Have a terrific day. ☺